I can't believe its been so long since I last uopdated! I feel so BAD! but then again... school has been a bitch (pardon my french....why do people say that anyways?)and i've been busy with stuff.

So here's another chapter of randomness, also I will be quoting from a certain book. If you can gess what book you get a nice fresh batch of cyber cookies =D

Disclaimer: I do not own twilight or the other book or most of the quotes and sayings I use due to to fact that they are from the book that I do not know...

Mkay well On to the story

Mrs Bella Cullen has signed in

DarkAngel333 has signed in

Alicelovesshopping has signed in

EdwardandBellasittinginatree,f-u-c...youknowtherest has signed in

EdwardandBellasittinginatree,f-u-c...youknowtherest has changed their status to 'away'

Mrs Bella Cullen says: Hey peoples!!!

Alicelovesshopping says: BELLA! I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU FOR LIKE FOREVERZ!!!!!!!!!

DarkAngel333 says: Come to think of it, I haven't seen you for a few days either Bella, where were you? Alice couldn't see you... were you with the wolves?

Mrs Bella Cullen says: Nooooooooooooo

Alicelovesshopping says: then why couldn't I see you? I was like totally freaking out!!

Mrs Bella Cullen says: Its the power of the book

DarkAngel333 says: what book?

Mrs Bella Cullen says: THE book

Alicelovesshopping says: Way to be specific Bella...

Mrs Bella Cullen says: The books I have been reading for the past 6 days

Alice loves shopping says: Ooooooooooooooooohhh I gets it now =D

DarkAngel333 says: I'm confused.... what book?

Mrs Bella Cullen says: Geeze Edward! Your slower then a fat kid on crutches!

Alicelovesshopping says: OMG Rotflmmfao!!!

DarkAngel333 says: D= .... wait, I didn't go anywhere though

Alicelovesshopping says: She's referring to you mental abilities Edward

DarkAngel333 says: Oh...

Mrs Bella Cullen says: Smart Edward Smart

DarkAngel333 says: Says the person who spent 25 minutes trying to make toast for the do-- I mean Jacob, and had to be told that is wasn't plugged in. Next time maybe you should read the instructions or something... you need to read more

Mrs Bella Cullen says: YOUR MOM NEEDS TO READ MORE

xXxGivemebloodxXx has signed on

xXxGivemebloodxXx says: OMG did I just miss a your mom joke diss thing?

DarkAngel333 says: ...

Alicelovesshopping says: um sorta...

Mrs Bella Cullen says: I need to go finish my book... its getting intense but the guy is a creeper

Nessie has signed on

Nessie says: Mom, I just found a book on your dresser and it sounds interesting... can I read it?

Mrs Bella Cullen says: in the top left corner is there like a girls face? with like purpleish eyes?

Nessie says: Yes.....

Mrs Bella Cullen says: -runs into other room and snatches book from Renesmee- No you certainly may not! Its not age appropriate! its g-o-t sex in it!

Nessie says: ... uhh mom? You spelled the wrong word...

Mrs Bella Cullen says: Oh crap... but anyway its not appropriate

Nessie says: and what you and dad were doing last night is?

DarkAngel333 says: oooooh SNAP!

Mrs Bella Cullen says: Uh-Buh-jbd-shh-juh I'M LEAVING

Mrs Bella Cullen has signed out

xXxGivemebloodxXx says: -shudders- I'm going to go attempt to bleach that nmental picture out of my mind... see you guys in the morning

xXxGivemebloodxXx has signed out

Nessie says: Yea... its retty late I better be going to bed... Night Dad! Night Alice!

DarkAngel333 says: Night Nessie

Alicelovesshopping says: k... Dont forget were shopping tomorrow!!! =D

Nessie says: oh... I um... wouldnt dream of it... -nervous laugh- Night!

Nessie has signed out

DarkAngel333 has signed out

EdwardandBellasittinginatree,f-u-c...youknowtherest has changed their status to Online

Alicelovesshopping says: way to leave Edward... without letting me know...

EdwardandBellasittinginatree,f-u-c...youknowtherest says: Thats Complicated, messed up and not very pretty...

Alicelovesshopping says: Like your face...

Alicelovesshopping has signed out

EdwardandBellasittinginatree,f-u-c...youknowtherest says: Aww...

EdwardandBellasittinginatree,f-u-c...youknowtherest has signed out

Mkay so that was me trying to get all three quotes into this itty bitty chapteroonie... wtf I just said chapteroonie... I'm losing it

Anyway... so anyone know what book series that is from? huh huh do ya do ya? Most of the thigs I used were pretty exact but I may have altered them slightly.

I was able to write a little bit in my other story yesterday so this is helping... sorta

I'll update when I am in a full blown writing mood =p

-Jasper Hale is My Luver