Characters: Davide, Shiraishi
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Mention of drugs, bad puns
Disclaimer: Standard disclaimers apply. No own, no profit, no sue.
Notes: Written for the LJ comm 100prompts (prompt #82 "Elephant"). Lyuna gave me the crack pairing "Shiraishi/Davide" and the prompt "dorking out". This is what I made of it.
Hanging out with Davide was an experience apart. Everyone should make it. Shiraishi's reddened eyes stung from unshed tears and his muscles hurt from laughter.
It began with Davide taking notes from movies like Corpse Bride for puns he would never make (keyword: "Second-hand shop" or "I'll keep an eye on him.") and ended with his own pathetic jokes ("How do you call a mad elephant? - Psycho-phant")
What Davide did not know, Shiraishi thought as he took another drag and puffed smoke rings into the air, was the fact that his jokes were not funny unless you were high.
Many thanks to the readers and reviewers so far!
speadee: Thanks for your continued support! I'm glad you like this.
So, next update will be in a week or two or three.