Authors Note: I know this chapter is short, but I wanted to split the three exams into separate chapters, I hope you all understand.

"Everyone take a seat. Now then the first test is a written test, there are ten questions total and your team will be graded just as that, as a team that means if one member of your team fails, then the whole team fails, everyone starts the test with a full ten points, when you get a question wrong you lose one point, pretty simple really. Cheating is strictly prohibited, these men along the walls are the best eyes in Konoha, every time your caught cheating you lose 2 points, if you get caught 3 times you and your team will be removed from the exam, am I clear? The tenth and final question will be revealed in the last 15 minutes of the exam. Begin!"

everyone nodded, Naruto knew something was off but he couldn't tell what, something about Ibiki was screaming that there was something else going on under the written test.

'Being smart is good an all, but being a ninja relies on skill, what's the point of having a written exam to test your skill as a ninja?' Naruto's uncertainty was instantly sorted out once he read the questions on the test.

'What the hell!? These questions are incredible how do they expect 95 of these kids to be able to answer these!?' Then it clicked 'That's it! They don't! This test is a test of your skill! Your skill at obtaining information without your enemies being aware of you doing so! Though in this case the "enemies" are 20 guards on either side of the room watching us for any hint of cheating. Well our team is pretty much set, Sakura is smart as hell and can probably answer the questions on her own, Sasuke can use his sharingan to copy someones answer, but what the hell am I going to do? And still what of this tenth question that is to come? Ibiki looked excited when he mentioned it'

10 minutes later Naruto still hadn't thought of a way to cheat and was starting to lose his cool, 'Damnit what am I going to do!? I don't have a way to copy answers from people! Is it me or is it hot in here? WAIT! That's it!, Heat!'

'Kyuubi you there?'

'Ugh, what Kit I happened to be relaxing while you take that stupid exam'

'I need your advice, is it possible for me to use the Heatwave justu at a much lower level without saying the jutsu name? I wanted to make someone pass out from heat so I could copy their answers'

'Ohh, how sneaky of you Kit, yeah it should work, just don't imagine the air being to hot, you don't need to cook the poor fool you choose'

'Alright kyuubi, thanks I'll give it a shot'

Naruto then scoped out someone in front of him that looked to have all 9 questions answered 'Bingo, that guys a jackpot!'

Naruto then took in a big breath and slowly exhaled it while imagining a small heatwave being blown slowly towards his target, it worked it hit the kid and he started to look a but woozy, he then leaned over and collapsed out of his chair.

'sweet, he even fell out of the way, now just channel some chakra to my eyes to get a better look.' So he did just that, he channeled some chakra to his eyes and soon the writing on the paper was clear as day, Naruto copied all of his answers before the kid and his team were removed for the kid passing out.

Naruto then leaned back and waited for the tenth question, he watched all the other kids and noticed quite a few kids cheating in different ways, that gaara kid made some kind of eye out of sand to spy on the kids for their answers, Ten-ten and her team set up an array of mirrors on the ceiling, how Naruto couldn't guess. Gaara's brother dropped a rolled up piece of paper on his sisters desk when he came back from the bathroom.

Timeskip, 15 minutes left of test, revelation of the tenth question

"Alright punks, it's time for the final question to be revealed. But before I do that I have to tell you this, the tenth question is optional, you can choose whether or not you take it, If you don't want to then you and your team can leave now and come back next time. But if you do take the question, and you get it wrong, not only will you fail, but you will be banned from ever taking the Chuunin exam again"

'Aha! I knew there was a reason he was happy about it before, he's trying to pressure kids into dropping out, I bet it'll work great too, hell if any of these fools ever picked up a book on shinobi they would know that a village can't ban another villages shinobi from being promoted, this test is just to weed out the kids who aren't willing to put everything in risk to accomplish what needs to be, if either of my team mates even try to raise their hands, I'm going to level them with a little stopping power, ehehehe'

Fortunately for them, neither of his teammates attempted to raise their hands, in the end Ibikis' little game got about 15 more teams to quit.

"Congratulation, you all pass the first test of the chuunin exa-"

He was cut off by a black ball smashing through the wall and a banner exploding out from it, along with a purple haired woman with little more then an open trench coat on, the banner read 'Mitarashi Anko, the sexy and single examiner for the second test!'

"Your early Anko, again"

she grinned sheepishly while scratching the back of her head, "Heh, whoops one of these times I'll get it right" Anko then looked out at the groups and did a quick head count then turned back to Ibiki, "Your getting soft Ibiki, you let far to many teams pass! Don't worry though I'll slim down the numbers a bit"

Naruto felt like joining in the fun, "Yeah I'm sure you will you crazy bitch"

Anko was on him in a second , crouching on his desk she grabbed his throat and went to lift him out of his seat, the surprised look on her face when she couldn't lift this little kid was quite hilarious.

"Aww, the weak little girl can't lift little ol' me?" Naruto quipped

"What the fuck kid, why are you so damn heavy?"

"Hah, Gravity seals, a weak girl like you wouldn't be able to lift me"

That pissed Anko off, so she did the next best thing, if she couldn't lift him, she would make him stand, Anko reached down and took a strong hold on his unmentionables "Stand now, you little shit" Naruto, not being in a state to not refuse, stood up. Anko then walked around behind him (Keeping his junk secure) and licked him from the base of his neck to his temple, it made everyone in the room shiver, but not Naruto, she had to much power over his little buddy for him to move a muscle, Anko then said "I like a guy with a pair, and judging from what I feel, you have quite the pair boy, maybe we should have a little fun"

Naruto couldn't help himself, he apologized to his manhood and said, "What are you Anko, 20? 22? I'm 12, you are a crazy ass, pedophile bitch."

Every guy in the room prayed silently for the balls of the genin, but to everyone's amazement, Anko did not do the expected, she released him from her...hold and then snaked her arms around his stomach and said "Ohh you are a feisty one, I'm going to enjoy you!"

Naruto whimpered, he actually whimpered, but Ibiki saved him, "Anko come on you have an exam to proctor, you can harass the children later" Anko pouted, "Fine, but mark my words boy, I will get you. Now before I leave you, how bout I get the name of my next victim?"

"My name? My name is Naruto Uzumaki" This had the perfectly desired result of Anko's eyes becoming dinner plates and stuttering out "O-oh, Shit"

Naruto then went on the offensive and pinched her ass, "The one and only, and I'm a bit of a demon in bed, I hope you know what you've gotten yourself into"

This time it was Anko's turn to flinch and shiver, Naruto just tossed his head back and laughed his ass off, then Ibiki spoke up, after he finished rolling on the floor "Ahaha, I've never ever seen anyone get that kind of reaction out of Anko before, good job kid, this will be all over the village by tomorrow"

Anko then collected herself and walked back to the front of the room, "Okay maggots, the second part of the exam is at training ground 44, you have 15 minutes to be there or you fail!"

Naruto then snuck up behind Anko and decided to press his luck further, he went up behind he and whispered huskily into her ear, "You know Anko I like a chick with a nice ass, and you have some grade-A meat there" Naruto then reared back and slapped Anko on the ass as hard as he could, and then promptly booked it as fast as possible out of there, Naruto was the first person to training ground 44, better known as the forest of death.

Normally being the first person would be a good thing, but its a very bad thing when the second person to arrive is the women you just incredibly embarrassed in front of a room full of people.

Anko sashayed up to Naruto and said, "You have a lot of gall to pull a stunt like that in front of all those people, you know that?"

"Sorry Anko, your little games wont scare the demon child, theres nothing you could do to me that the village hasn't already done ten fold"

Anko huffed, "Damn it kid your no fun at all, and there are plenty of thing I could do to you that the village hasn't done, but I don't want to be the one to take your innocence, I'll leave that task up to someone your own age" Anko said, winking at the end.

More kids started showing up and Anko walked away from Naruto and called over her shoulder, "Call me in a few years when you've grown a bit"

Sakura and Sasuke chose that time to walk up, and Sakura said "Smooth Naruto-kun, you now have your own crazy stalker, what are you going to do for an encore? Catch the interest of a child molester?" Sakura and Naruto both burst out laughing when she finished, but Sasuke remained stoic as ever.

"Hmm, I wonder what the second exam is going to be, I hope it isn't something stupid like the first exam. Granted it's Anko, and this is the forest of death...yeah it's definitely going to be fun. Anyway, we get to wait for everyone else to get here now..."