002 Light
Sunshine filled the bedroom through the open window and woke Danny, causing him to groan and flip onto his stomach. Danny's moving, in turn, woke Don up. He opened his eyes slowly and sat up to stretch.
"Danny, wake up," He yawned, stretching over his head.
"Turn the stupid light off," Danny muttered, hiding under his pillow.
Don chuckled and patted Danny's back. "It's called the sun, Danno, and if I turn it off, we'll die."
"Shut up," He grumbled, kicking Don's leg, who just laughed.
"This is what you get for challenging me in a drinking contest," Don smirked, "You knew I could beat your ass AND I never get hangovers."
"SHUT. UP." Danny curled into a ball, facing away from Don.
Don laughed again and ripped the cover off of Danny, which also flipped him onto his back. "Rise and shine, babe, we gotta clean the house. My mom's coming today."
Danny groaned and covered his face with his hands. "I think I see the light, God save me."
"Not even he can save us from my mom."
Groaning again, Danny rolled off the bed. "Tell her I'm dead," He murmured from the floor, muffled by the carpet.
"I don't wanna kiss a dead guy..."
"Shut up."