Yeah! Let's Do A Oneshot!

by Purple Staplers

Was: Yeah! Let's Go On MSN. Emmett stole drugs from Edward? Bella's not wearing socks? Jasper and Paul, bffls? Why is all this happening and how hyperactive is this author? Find out, by reading my story. Used to be MSN story, but I changed it to oneshots.

10. Jacob's Hooker

I ate too much sugar. READ THE CLIQUE NOVELS!

- Staplers

YouKnowIWantYa - Bella

IKnowYouWantMe - Edward

FashionChica - Alice

I'mNotEmo - Jasper

It'sLikeAPartyInMyTummy - Emmett

2Cute4U - Rosalie

BreakThatLampAndDie - Esme

IAmDoctorMan - Carlisle

OutOfTheLoop - Charlie

ThisIsWhyI'mHot - Jacob

IHaveIssues - Paul

LoveIsOverRated - Leah

BabysitterWolf - Quil

QuilAwwwlWet - Claire

IHaveIssues has signed in

LoveIsOverRated has signed in

IHaveIssues: You whore. I hate you.

LoveIsOverRated: Don't you be talking to me like that you slut!

IHaveIssues: Yeah, sure. At least I didn't sleep with Sam Uley to get IN the pack!

LoveIsOverRated: I don't know that.

LoveIsOverRated: Dude, what the hell is up with you?

LoveIsOverRated: Did someone miss their emo time in the corner?

IHaveIssues: Maybe....

LoveIsOverRated: Whatever, you're fat.

IHaveIssues: SHUT UP! I know I'm fat, I'm trying to fit into double zeros!

LoveIsOverRated: I can fit into double zeros....

IHaveIssues: Ungg, I hate you!

LoveIsOverRated: Well you can suck it!

IHaveIssues: Like you did to Jacob last night?

IHaveIssues: I hear things Leah..

LoveIsOverRated: Like your moaning whenever I phase?

LoveIsOverRated: You know you want me

IHaveIssues: You ain't Pitbull.

LoveIsOverRated: Well, you cut yourself.

LoveIsOverRated has signed out

IHaveIssues: Well, you're Jacob's hooker.

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Luv Ya!

-Staplers