Igi was asleep on her laptop when London poked her. Igi jumped and said, "OHGODNOITOTALLYHATEPRUSAUS."
London gave her a strange look. "Check you email, please oh almighty authoress?"
Igi facepalmed and scrolled through her inbox.
"Here's one!"
Dear England, Rhode Island just got your response. And passed the F*ck out. What the F*ck.
He's gonna F*cking drown. Whatever. What the F*ck did you say to him anyway?
I'm just writing because I didn't want to leave ya' hangin'. Don't worry about
the whole faintin' thing, though. He does this sh*t all the time. Nobody
f*cking knows so don't ask. He's so F*cking paranoid. I don't even F*cking
know. Rhode Island told me to tell you to apologize for my vulgarity, I don't
even know f*cking why. He says I swear a lot around strangers. But I F*cking
know you. Kinda.
Whatever,
Massachusetts
"Um...Hi, Massachusetts," London said nervously. "We didn't, like, say anything mean to him, if that's what you're implying."
"And I'm right in saying that the BTT can back her up," Igi said. "Which reminds me, they wanted me to do an ask fic for them, too. I'd enjoy that."
"Anyway, Back to the subject," London said pointedly. "You're right, RI is kind of paranoid, but don't blame him. I think I'm bigger than him, and I'm a city! Imagine what that does to the self esteem! And you do swear a lot, but I don't mind. England and I are ex-pirates, so..." she shrugged. "We literally cuss like sailors."
Igi smiled slash smirked. "Yeah, I love having all this cussing around. Oh, and depending on whether or not those three can coerce me into it, I might do a 'Ask the BTT.' I like this Ask Fic thing. And j'adore the BTT. They're hilarious."
London rolled her eyes. "Yeah, yeah, whatever."
"Seriously, pretty much anyone who can make me laugh and's not a total dick is ok in my book."
"Then why are you friends with them?"
Igi facepalmed. "I told you, they're not dicks. They just like to muck about. I like to muck about too."
"Fine, whatever floats your boat, Igi." Igi groaned and downsized something on her computer.