~Last chapter~
Chapter 10.
Dear Ada,
I swear I'm so angry right now! We got so close! But now here is Arwen, invading Gondor and getting engaged to Aragorn left and right. I feel so bad! I will never live up to your fabulousness! I'm seriously considering launching myself off of the rock of Minas Tirith.
It wasn't my fault!
Legolas
Son,
I hate you so much.
I wish I wasn't
Your Ada
P.S.: Go make yourself useful and get that power ring, will you? After all, my birthday is coming up… I think I deserve something especially fabulous. If you fail to retrieve it for me...!
Dear Lord Elrond,
Mission failed. Gondor is beyond our reach. I'm so sorry. I did my best. Our plot is over and done, and I am unsuccessful. I would still like to be paid for my efforts, fruitless though they be, as they were many.
I would also request asylum in Imladris, for my Ada is very angry with me right now and I will not risk going back to Mirkwood. I suppose you'll be coming for your daughter's wedding, so when you leave for Imladris once more I will accompany you.
Legolas Thranduillion
Legolas,
I will leave you to your fate. I don't care what happens to you. And NO, I am not paying you. I will be too busy paying for my daughter's wedding. This is making me cry.
Lord Elrond
I was blown away by the number of reviews for this story! One hundred THREE for nine chapters! O.O THANK you guys so much! I loved writing this, and didn't expect it to get this much attention! I'm really glad you all enjoyed it. :)
I'm sorry I didn't write anything special for St. Patrick's Day or April Fools' Day. I had a story planned for both but didn't get around to doing either one... to be honest, I think the April Fools' Day one would have traumatized me more than anyone else. I was going to make Lindir die in Life of Lindir (changing the name to Death of Lindir, of course) and startle everyone. Kinda glad I didn't end up doing that...
Is there anything in particular you people want to read about next? I may or may not start a new fan fic (even though I have too many going). Interested in a certain elf? Place? Bad guy? Event? ? Do you like me writing special one-shots for each holiday?
Bonus Post Credits Scene
Elrond:
I am extremely confused! Orophin accidentally brought to me a letter from Legolas addressed to you. Naturally I read it, but I was baffled by the contents. Failed what? What mission did you fail? What was your plan? What did it have to do with Gondor? I DEMAND TO KNOW!
Galadriel
Most gorgeous of the Elves
Lady of Light
Etc. etc. etc.