(Star Wars beginning theme, words fade off into the distance)
Krista and Kim have been to Yu-Gi-Oh!, Beyblades and Dragon Ball Z, where they met Vincent, a good friend. Sadly they were separated and Krista and Vincent went to Pokemon and Sailor Moon. Meanwhile Kim, meeting up with Mojo, went to Sonic X and Hamtaro. They were all reunited in Inu Yasha and joined with their friends Kathryn, Nancy and Alesha. Now they are in a digital-looking wilderness…
Krista (as Luke Skywalker): why are we in a digital-looking wilderness?...
Vincent: and why am I Dr. Mario? I'm not even a doctor!
Nancy: so what? I'm the most random! I'm Frodo Baggins!!
Mojo: I'm MORE random!! I'm RON WEASLEY!
Kim: don't worry….it's a complete package…
Krista: yeah, you get all of the cool stuff from the person! (takes out lightsaber and Kim takes out her whip)
Alesha: wow… does Yoda get a lightsaber to?
Krista: I guess… (Vincent accidentally shoots out a pull from his hand and it hits Kathryn the ninja cat)
Vincent: sorry!!
Kathryn: what the hell!?? You fool!
Kim: you're more dangerous than Miroku the monk-pervert!
Vincent: must… practice… not shooting… random pills… at… everyone… (pill sort of comes out and then goes back in his hand)
Nancy: okay… moving right along…
Kim: OH MY GOD! it's….it's a… person
Person: I'm Fred
Kim: you're not a celebrity…what're you doing here?
Fred: I'm George
Kim: WHAT!?? You just said you were Fred!!
George: I'm Spencer
Krista: that's a cool name…
Kim: I'm confused!! He just said he was… and then he said….. Now you're…
Spencer: I'm Gabe
Krista: no wait… that's pretty cool…
Kim: STOP CHANGING YOUR NAME!!!!!!
Gabe: I'm Mike
Kim: GAH!!
Mike: I'm Kim
Kim: no you're not! You're not a girl! You're ugly!!
Kim: I'm Kathryn
Kathryn: what?
Kathryn: I'm Vin…
Vincent: don't you dare…
Vin: I'm Fred
Krista: we know
Kim: can I kill him?
Nancy: umm… who are they? (points to a group of people with things similar to Pokemon next to each person)
Krista: I know who they are! They're the people from the second season of Digimon!
Vincent: and you know this… how?
Krista: never mind…
Alesha: and that guy (points to guy from Peasant's Quest)
Guy from Peasant's Quest: where's my cottage?...
Kim: he's not supposed to be here… something is definitely wrong here…
Kathryn: and that points to Homsar
Homsar: caramel corn for president please
Kim: okay… he's not supposed to be here either…
Nancy: what's going on here?
Vincent: let's ask those people…
Kim: c'mon Fred
Fred: I'm not Fred! I'm Geor….
Kim: (interrupts) we're not doing this again!!
Fred: oh… okay… (our heroes walk over to the people from Digimon)
Krista: hi. I'm Luke Skywalker
Kim: I'm Indiana Jones
Vincent: Dr. Mario (I never thought I'd find myself saying something so ridiculous)
Alesha: Yoda
Nancy: Frodo Baggins
Kathryn: I'm Kat the ninja cat
Mojo: I'm Ron Weasley
Fred: I'm George
Kim: actually, he's Fred
George: no! I'm…
Kim: (interrupts again) just call him Fred
Davis: I'm Davis, this is Kari ( 3), T.K. (hate you!!), Cody, Tai, Matt, Izzy, Yolei and Ken
Digi-dudes: hi
Krista: oh, this is Homsar and the dude from Peasant's Quest
Homsar: I'm doin' a dance
Peasant: TROGDOR!!
Mojo: (explains to the strangers) Trogdor burnt down his cottage
Alesha: and that's Pac-Man (Pac-Man just randomly comes chasing the ghosts Inky, Pinky, Blinky and Sue)
Matt: weird… hey! What's that on your arm? (points to Kim's arm. Everyone else looks and sees this weird red mark on Kim's arm. It's in the shape of a star)
Kim: woah! When did that get there??
Krista: I dunno… umm… I have a mark as well… but it's different it is a moon shape
Vincent: I wonder… (rolls up sleeve and checks arm… seeing a mark, it's a sun shape)
Krista: this is quite odd… (Mojo/ Nancy/ Alesha/ Kathryn/ Fred look at their arms… none of them have a mark)
Alesha: aww… I wanna be special :( (Kim's mark goes beet red. She yells in agony and clutches her arm… the same thing happens to Krista and Vincent) umm… never mind…
Kari: are you okay!???
Kathryn: do they LOOK okay!?
Nancy: why did they only get the marks?
Mojo: maybe because they were the first ones to go through the cupboards?
Krista: (weakly) help!??
Fred: should we help them?
Kathryn: YES!!
Kim: it BURNS!!
Nancy: get some cold water! (Mojo/ Kathryn run over to the random lake that's there and gets water. Nancy takes some Kleenexes and dips it in water and was about to put it on the mark they three had, until Vincent accidentally shoots a pill, which hits Krista on the mark)
Krista: hey… it doesn't hurt any… (mark goes red again) OH MY GOD!! it hurts even MORE! What did you DO!??
Vincent: how should I know!?? I'm still trying to get control over my pill shooting powers (Nancy wraps the wet Kleenex around the marks. Steam rises from the marks)
Kim: thank Dar… it's stopped
Vincent: what was that?
Krista: I dunno… hey… why were we the only ones that had burning marks?
Mojo: we thought it might be because you were the first…
Krista: what do you mean "we were the first"?
Kathryn: you were the first to go through the cupboard
Kim: what does that have to do with these weird marks?
Mojo: (shrugs) I dunno
Krista: you guys may have a point
Vincent: true…
Kim: (puts hand in pocket and feels a bean-shaped object) jelly bean!?? (takes out a blue capsule) oh… just a capsule… (throws it away, but it hits Vincent)
Vincent: Hey! (looks at the capsule, then thinks) maybe I'll keep this…
Kim: sorry Vince (she puts hand in pocket and feels another bean-like object) jelly bean!?? (pulls out a chocolate egg wrapper) oh… just a wrapper… (throws it away. It also hits Vincent)
Vincent: GAH! Would you stop hitting me with random objects from your pocket!!!
Kim: sorry (again) (feels another bean-shaped object in her pocket) jelly bean!?? Probably not, considering the others weren't… (throws away the red jelly bean without looking at it. It hits Vincent)
Vincent: that's it! (notices jelly bean) since you won't stop throwing stuff at me, I'm just going to eat your RED jelly bean!
Kim: WHAT!?? Give me back my jelly bean!!
Vincent: NEVER!! (eats jelly bean)
Kim: you fiend… put up thy sword and defend thy honor…
Mojo: okay, cool it Shakespeare…
Kim: oh my! Your porcupine is on fire!
Vincent: hey! Porcupine is my word!!
Kim: oh, yeah, sorry… JELLY BEAN!!! (shakes fist violently)
Mojo: moving on…
Krista: what IS going on!??
Izzy: well, they must be infected with a strange virus of some sort that is controlling their minds and actions. It was probably rooted through their brain tissue and has infected the inner core of their processing organs. THEN the virus must have spread through and infected the rest of their body… and …
Tai: TOO MANY BIG WORDS!!!
Alesha: soooo basically it somehow made the strange marks on them?
Izzy: well, technically speaking… yes
Ken: so are you saying that there's some sort of virus in the Digi-world? (Izzy nods his head)
T.K.: but… this can't be happening!
Krista: oh, but it is!
Yolei: if the virus spreads, then the whole Digi-world could be destroyed!
Ken: everyone and everything will be killed!
Kari: we have to stop it!
Nancy: but… how?
Matt: what if we… get our Digimon together and find out where this virus started before it gets worse? (everyone turns and sees Kim/ Vincent/ Krista/ Fred spinning around saying "weee!")
Mojo: how could it get any worse?
Izzy: the virus could affect the brain in a way that kills it and then they could die!
Mojo/ Nancy/ Alesha/ Kathryn/ Fred: GASP!! We have to hurry!
Alesha: Pac-Man… can you and the ghosts things (only Krista knows the names:D) find a virus zapper thing?
Nancy: what good would a virus zapper do? And what makes you think there'll be one here??
Kathryn: hmm…this is the digital world, duh! And the digital world on the computer—Internet—have things for anti-hackers, anti-spam, anti-virus…so maybe it's possible…
Alesha: so can you do it, Pac-Man and ghost things?
Pac-Man: sure!
Vincent: the circle talks!??
Pac-Man: I'm not a circle! Let's go guys! (Pac-Man and Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Sue leave)
Fred: where did they go?
Alesha: to find some virus zappers
Nancy: look over there!
Kim: (dizzily) it's a bird
Vincent: (dizzily) it's a plane
Krista: (also very dizzy) it's Super Man!!
Mojo: no… it's a cuby-thing
Digi-dudes: it's THE VIRUS!!!
Virus: your fears will come true in 7 days…
Mojo: hey! That's from Scary Movie 3 and the Ring!...
Alesha: why is it always 7 days?...
Virus: did I say days? I meant minutes
Nancy: 7 minutes?? To live!??
Virus: fine! If you're just gonna pick, pick, pick at everything, I'll change it. You have 4 minutes
Krista: (coming to her senses, says sarcastically) good job guys
(4 minutes later…)
Alesha: AHHHH! BLACK CARS!!!
Vincent: what's so bad about black cars? I know black cats are bad, but then again you were a witch…
Nancy/ Mojo: AHHHH! SPIDERS!!
Kathryn: now that's an understandable fear…
Kim: AHHH! MATH!!
Krista: math? You're afraid of math?? I hate math, but…
Kathryn: AHHH! I'M BEING FORCED TO LOOK UP AT THE CN TOWER!!
Mojo: what? How is that a fear??
Vincent: AHHH! NEEDLES!!
Krista: ha, ha. You're afraid of needles!
Fred: AHHH! I DON'T REMEMBER MY NAMES!! (everyone stops screaming)
Everyone: yay!!
Krista: AHHH! CATS!!
Kathryn: hey!
Vincent: (singing Mario song) do, do, do, dodo dodo, do, do, DO, do, DO, doDOdo…
Kim: what are you doing?
Vincent: singing my theme song!
Kim: cool
Virus: (evilly says) how are you enjoying your fears??
Krista: quite fine, thank you (Vincent is still singing the Mario song and Kim is doing her Indiana Jones theme)
Virus: what are they doing?
Mojo: we have no idea (Vincent trips and the blue capsule in his pocket flies out and hits the virus)
Virus: NOOOO!! (Virus disappears)
Vincent: woah! What happened?... hey, the mark is gone!
Kathryn: look, there's one door again!
Everyone (except Digi-dudes): yay!!
Krista: now, let's go!!
Kim: bye Fred!
Fred; oh, by the way, my name isn't really Fred. I'm Random-mon
Kim: ……okay….. (weird)
Vincent: bye people who I forget the name of! Bye Peasant from Peasant's Quest! Bye Homsar!
Alesha: aww… Pac-Man's not back yet… :(
Nancy: oh dear…
Mojo: let's go Kathryn! (they all go through the door)
Digi-dudes: bye!
Cody: that was weird… (Mimi randomly comes)
Mimi: hey guys! (looks at their surprised/confused faces) did I miss something?...
(our heroes find themselves on a boat in the ocean)
Nancy: woah! NOW where are we!??
Alesha: hey, we're not random characters anymore :)
Vincent: but we ARE in the middle of NOWHERE!!
I can't begin to tell you how annoying it was... to create Fred... I seriously wanted to kill him while writing what he said... also we do not own Pac-Man, Homsar, and the Peasant Quest dude...