Akatsuki Pro
Drake: Round two…this promises to be more explosive
Pein: Deidara will like this no doubt
Drake: indeed
Pein: So…am I going to get to play?
Drake: Shh…reading
Chapter 10: Round two! Part 1
Pein and the other Akatsuki sat in the living room, "Good work in the first match everyone." Pein said calmly, nodding to each "I expect no different in the next as well."
"Calm down boss man." Hidan boasted "We're guaranteed to win against those leaf idiots."
"Yeah! Hmm." Deidara grinned "Just gotta grab my rocket launcher and bam, we're in the lead."
Sasori sighed "Don't get overconfident you two, Konoha may be stupid, but they're smart enough to learn from their mistakes." he explained boredly.
"He's right." Konan agreed with a nod "We have to keep our wits about us, Kisame, your with me, Hidan and Deidara, you two are paired, stay together and watch your backs." she ordered them as they turned on their 360s and then waited.
each was set for another round of wins.
But little did they know that Konoha was one step ahead…
Konoha
Shikamaru sighed and readjusted his headset "Alright, I've analyzed the data from the last match, as such, we'll be traveling in pairs now, Sakura, you and Ino will guard the flag, me and Naruto will go get their flag. understood?"
"Got it." Ino and Sakura chorused.
There was a slurping noise coming from Naruto's mic…
"Stop eating you dumb blond!" Shikamaru yelled in annoyance.
"Hey!" Ino and Naruto yelled back at the same time.
"Enough, look they're online." Sakura barked as she made the game and sent the invites.
Several moments later…
They were all station in the lobby of the game and exchanging trash talk.
"Don't worry you leaf faggots, we'll take it easy on you this time." Hidan chuckled smugly as he waited.
"We're starting." they all whispered as they focused.
The Akatsuki spawned in on red side and base, Konan immediately went to work.
"Alright, stick to the plan." she ordered.
"Got it." the three chorused and partnered up as with their initial plan.
"Hidan." Konan called, "You and Deidara go get the flag, me and-" she promptly hit the ground with a dull thud in front of Deidara, who took appropriate action.
Shade Shooter sniped Paper
"SNIPER!!!!" he yelled, causing everyone to flinch.
Kisame reacted by hopping into a hog turret, "Drive blondy! And lets go bleached hair! We're getting that flag!"
Deidara quickly ran over to the hog and got in the driver seat "Lets go Hidan!" he called shortly.
"Laser!" Hidan yelled seeing the tell tale red beam of the targeting laser.
"Oh shit." Deidara and Kisame were reduced to scrap.
"Okay, that was horrible, what are we gonna do now?!" Konan called over the sounds of rifle and laser fire, a round going in front of her face "Holy shit…" she mumbled.
Deidara peeked from his cover and fired a burst with his AR, then retreated back into it when a laser beam targeted him. "Were they always this good hmm?" he hissed.
"That's what she said!" Hidan and Kisame snickered as they respawned.
Paper betrayed Jashins_Assassin
"No time for you perverted jokes idiot!" She hissed when he respawned again as he approached their cover.
"hey…" Kisame peeked up and down "they stopped shooting." he stated, silence, sure enough, no shots.
"I'm scared…" Deidara muttered "what are they up to?" he whispered.
"I don't know…" Konan replied "but we can still win this, Deidara, you and Kisame take a goose and distract the sniper and laser, me and Hidan will go around and find that sniper and, or laser." she explained.
"That might work." the four of them turned and saw a Worthog with three people in it, the passenger was Ino, holding the Laser, in the chain gun was Sakura and in the driver seat was Naruto. "Hello noobs." Naruto grinned.
Hidan was staring.
"Oh shit…" Kisame mumbled. Not cause of the fact the other team was there, but Hidan was called something he should never be called.
"Oh boy…I feel sorry for the other team." Konan muttered.
"haha! You guys are SOOOOOOOO gonna get it now!" Deidara laughed.
"I think no-" Ino was cut off from a bloodthirsty cry.
"YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!" Hidan roared and dodged the laser as Ino fired at him, then with side steps and jumps he was at the hog and beat Naruto to death in the driver seat.
"I'll kill you all!" Hidan yelled as he tossed a plasma onto the screaming Ino as Konan, Kisame and Deidara all stared.
Jashins_Assassin beat down Ramenator
Jashins_Assassin stuck Folower girl
Jashins_Assassin assassinated Cherrybomb
Triple Kill!
"Oh wow…Hidan's unstoppable!" Deidara cheered as he watched Hidan tea bag all three bodies.
"Bitches." Hidan growled as he walked over to them "Lets go that damn flag!" they all nodded and grabbed the various weapons left behind by the now dead enemies.
"Where's the sniper?" Deidara asked suddenly.
Shade Shooter sniped Jashins_Assassin
"…Oh…"
End of chapter 10.
Drake: This is based on a real CTF match I had.
Pein: Oh?
Drake: Yeah, it was epic.
Pein: I suppose.
Drake: Indeed, till next time.