Jack, I think you're cool, but tone down on the bloodthirsty stuff! Once you've done that, I'll tell you how much of a fangirl I am!
Simon, just going to say, you're the most adorable thing on the planet!
Everyone else - I don't really care about you.
-SideshowJazz1
Maurice:HURTFUL, VERY HURTFUL.
Jack: Sorry, Maurice is touchy about these sorts of things.
Maurice: MY FEELINGS ARE HURTED.
Roger: Hurted?
Jack: Let him vent.
Roger: *sad* But...but that's not a word -
Maurice: I, FOR ONE, THINK I AM THE MOST AMAZING CHARACTER IN THE WORLD.
Roger: Actually, you suck, Maurice. You suck.
Jack: Well obviously I don't, because LOOK WHO THINKS I'M COOL.
Sam: But still, she even admitted-
Eric: -That the whole bloodthirsty get-up-
Sam: -Is weird.
Jack: but...but...
Roger: Yo, bloodthirsty is MY thing. Find your own weird hobby, C-Sharp Boy.
Jack: I invented the savage!
Ralph: Not really, but whatever-
Jack: Shut up, hoebag.
Ralph: *flushing* WILL YOU SHUT UP-
Jack: *clearing throat* But fine, I guess I can stop being so ravaging, sexily bloodthirsty if it'll gain me a fangirl. But I'm still sexy. I can't help my parents had sexy beast genes.
Ralph: *rolls eyes* Pfft...right.
Maurice: I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE LIKABLE GENES, BUT EVIDENTLY-
Roger: Chill the fuck out, dude. She said she doesn't care about anybody but Jack and Simon, so calm down. Geesh.
Maurice: *twitches* I'm Maurice. Everybody loves Maurice.
Bill: Guess not.
Maurice: Shut up, Bill. Most people can't even remember you.
Ralph: That's Bill? I totally thought he was a toaster!
Bill: Why do I always appear as miscellaneous objects to you guys?
Ralph: Because you're a Bill.
Bill: ...what?
Ralph: It's a mixture between a Phil and Bob. A Bill.
Sam: Bill's are-
Eric: -bad news.
Sam: You get them in the mail-
Eric: -And they charge you money.
Sam: But sometimes-
Eric: -You can vote on a bill.
Sam: -To get it passed.
Bill: ...what?
Sam: Don't worry about it.
Eric: It's twinlogic.
Sam: Through twinception.
Bill: ...k.
Jack: Yo Simon, my main man, you got some answering to do!
Simon: I do?
Jack: Yeah. She says you're the most adorable thing on the planet!
Simon: Aw thanks! But I don't really think so. I think puppies are the most adorable things on the planet.
Roger: ...I eat puppies.
Simon: *looks horrified* I...I...oh...I...
Roger: With ketchup.
Simon: I...I...uh...
Roger: And mayo.
Simon: Well...I guess everyone...has their thing...
Everyone: *is awkwardly silent*
Maurice: *loudly and breaking the silence* ROGER YOU SICKO, EATING PUPPIES.
Roger: What?
Maurice: What kind of sicko are you?
Roger: Uh...the kind that enjoys throwing boulders at fat kids and hot babes, and eats puppies. That kind of sicko.
Jack: It could be worse. He could be a rapist or something.
Maurice: According to most of these fanfics, he is a rapist.
Jack: What?
Maurice: Yup.
Jack: *turns to Roger* ROGER!
Sam: HOW-
Eric: -RUDE, ROGER.
Roger: *blushing* I haven't done anything of the sorts!
Ralph: Riiiiightt.
Roger: Like you can talk, hoe boy.
Ralph: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A HOE-
Bill: This isn't cool.
Roger: Shut up Bill, you suck.
Sam: And you tend to look like-
Eric: -anonymous objects.
Piggy: Like telephone poles, or palm trees-
Bill: At least I'm not the same width as the boulder that crushed you.
Piggy: *makes sad face* Okay...
Jack: Anyway, thanks for giving me a mention in the question. And I will...TRY...to be a better...less blood thirsty...person.
Sam: Pineapple.
Jack: *glares*
Sam: *slowly hides behind Eric*
Eric: *looks at Sam*
Jack: *looks away*
Simon: And thanks again for thinking I'm adorable! It means a lot! :D
Roger: Even though he gets it, like 24/7 from the-
Everyone: DON'T SAY THE WORD!
Roger: *grinning evilly* What word? You mean...*whispers* fangirls?
Simon Fangirl: SIMON IS MY BUNDLE OF SWEET CANDY AND CUTENESS!
Ralph Fangirl: But he's no where near as hot as RALPH, who could be an ABERCROMBIE MODEL!
Jack Fangirl: JACK'S WAY SEXIER THAN SIMON AND RALPH!
Simon Fangirl: Simon's adorable and innocent!
Jack Fangirl: Jack's steamy and sexy!
Ralph Fangirl: At least Ralph's not a soulless ginger!
Jack: *fuming* CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH THE GINGER JOKES!
Ralph: ...sorry man.
Simon: Oh dear...
Jack Fangirl: *snaps fingers* OH NO YOU DIDN'T.
Ralph Fangirl: I JUST WENT THERE.
Jack Fangirl: GO TEND TO YOUR FIRE.
Ralph Fangirl: GOT HUNT SOME INNOCENT PIGS!
Simon Fangirl: OH NO! Not innocent pigs!
Roger Fangirl: LET'S WRITE A FANFIC ABOUT HUNTING INNOCENT PIGS AND MURDERING SIMON'S FANGIRL.
Maurice Fangirl: I'm relatively new to this, but my kind is growing!
Maurice: I...I HAVE FANGIRLS NOW?
Piggy: It seems that your fangirl population is gradually increasing.
Maurice: MORE THAN BILL'S?
Piggy: Hmm...I'm not sure about that yet. Bill's pretty chill.
Bill: Yeahhh ;)
Piggy: But you're close!
Maurice: THIS IS AMAZING. Screw all of your fangirls, WHERE'S MINE?
Roger: Oh boy..
Maurice: SHOW ME SOME LOVVVEEEEE!
Roger: *frowning* ...No, I don't think I will.
Maurice: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. I WAS TALKING TO ALL OF THEM!
Roger: Riight.
Maurice: LEAVE ME LOVE.
Roger: I'm good.
Maurice: DON'T LEAVE ME FORGOTTEN OR I'll FREAK OUT.
Roger: I'm leaving then.
Maurice: I MIGHT JUST CRUMPLE UP AND DIE.
Roger: ...then I'm DEFINITELY leaving!
Maurice: LEAVE ME YOUR LOVE WITH SOME CHOCOLATES AND A GIFTCARD TO APPLE BECAUSE I WANT TO BUY ONE DIRECTION'S NEW ALBUM...wut.
Roger: I don't think I will...WAIT, what was that about One Direction?
Maurice: Huh.
Roger: Did you say you're actually BUYING their new album?
Maurice: No.
Roger: Yes you did.
Maurice: No I didn't.
Roger: You just did.
Maurice: Nope.
Roger: Yes, you did.
Maurice: *holds pizza slice over Roger's mouth to silence him* Shh, Roger, it'll all be over in a few minutes.
Jack: ...what?
Ralph: Are you trying to suffocate him with a piece of pizza?
Maurice: No...
Roger: *pushes Maurice away* I knew he was a Directioner!
Maurice: At least I'm not a Belieber with a Bieber haircut.
Roger: I DO NOT HAVE A JUSTIN BIEBER HAIRCUT.
Piggy: Alright, it's time to go now. Bye everyone!
A/N: A little Roger/Maurice heart to heart in there ;