Based on 'Disobedience': A A Milne


Doctor John

Hamish Watson

(ex-Fusiliers, M.D)

Took great

Care of his flatmate

As if he were only three.

John Watson said to his flatmate,

"Sherlock," he said, said he

You must never go up

On the hospital roof

If you don't go there with me."

.

John Hamish

Watson's flatmate

Picked up his phone and gun

John Hamish Watson's flatmate

Danger considered there none.

John Hamish Watson's flatmate

Said to himself, said he

"I can get right up

to the hospital roof

and be back in time for tea."

.

Greg Lestrade

Sent round an email:

"Lost or Stolen or Strayed!

Doctor John Watson's flatmate

Seems to have been mislaid.

Last seen

Heading puposefully

Up to the hospital roof:

Molly Hooper said

That he isn't dead -

But we don't have any proof!"

.

Doctor John

Hamish Watson

Blames it all on Jim:

John told his

Kindly landlady

Not to go blaming him.

John Watson said to his flatmate,

"Sherlock," he said, said he

You must never go up

On that hospital roof

Without consulting me."

.

John Hamish

Watson's flatmate

Hasn't been heard of since.

Mycroft had to say he was sorry,

(That really made him wince.)

Greg Lestrade

(Donovan told me)

Said to a DI he knew:

"If people go up on the hospital roof, well,

What can a policeman do?"

.

(Now then, very softly)

Dr.J.

H.W.

Ex-F, M.D.

Took great

C/O his f

As if he were only 3.

J.W. said to his f

"S," he said, said he:

"You-must-never-go-up-on-the-hospital-roof-

if-you-don't-go-there-with-ME!"