Greetings Kamarades! Here is the new chapter! May have taken a while, sorry.
Soldier was now rolling on the floor laughing, which apparently doesn't happen in real life. Pinkie Pie had eventually joined in with the laughter, without any idea why he was laughing so hard. This had intensified the blush on Rainbow Dash's face, luckily for her though nobody saw.
Eventually, Soldier had calmed down and was now sat upright, still a margin taller than the ponies. Wiping the manly tears from his eyes, Soldier spoke up.
"So," He began, "What's all this about?" Soldier inquired.
"It's a party!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed, jumping in front of him.
"A party? You mean like the one we held for Scout when he announced the sighting of his first pubic hair?" Soldier asked. The others cringed, "What?"
"Your species celebrates that?" Twilight asked him.
"Well... No. But I wanted to test my super awesome cooking skills and bake the best darn cake you'd ever seen!" He exclaimed raising his fist in the air to punch a balloon that was giving him a right evil look.
"You can bake? That's so cool!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed as she hopped on top of his helmet, hammering on about baking together and something else. Soldier had failed to keep up with her fast paced dialogue and decided to stand upright, so he could evaluate the party.
"Um..." Soldier started, "This party looks at tad... Girly, for my tastes." Soldier said, looking up to the now silent Pinkie.
"Oh." Pinkie said, "Well, what do you like in a party?"
"Well... Heavy usually brings out a large plate of his own Sanviches, those are the best things ever. Scout pours some of his bonk into the punch bowl... Sniper cooks up something nice, and at the end of the day, Engineer will play his guitar... And we'd all share stories about... Home..." Soldier was getting more depressed with each sentence, "And then we would tell a few dirty jokes, compliments to Spy for thinking of the best... Demoman would give us all a bottle of his home made Scrumpy... Man, that was the life..."
The ponies, even Rainbow Dash had began to feel a tad sorry for him, he must have really enjoyed life back in wherever he lived. Pinkie had hopped off his head and stood next to Fluttershy.
Outside the dentists...
Scout had now finished his incredibly inspirational trip to the dentists. Feeling like an absolute boss, he began to wonder if the drinking age around here was lower than it was in the United States. But unfortunately for him, there were no places that sold acoholic beverages. Well, not according to him, anyway.
Getting rather bored, Scout decided to visit what appeared to be a house made of pastry, which was titled 'Sugarcube Corner'.
There we have it, lads. Enjoy! Thanks for the reviews, too! Over 100! :D