Dharma
[Pierre Chang appears, carrying a white chicken with a large black Q painted on it.]
Hello. I'm Dr. Marvin Featherwax, and this is the Dharma Initiative orientation video for Station 8, the Coop. Your job is to keep a careful watch on this chicken for psychological motivations. Every 108 minutes you must record your observations on this wax tablet with this stylus. These tablets will be [tape skips and squeals]. I would like to impress on you the vital importance of this task. With your help we will be able to measure [tape squeals and drags to a halt.]