authothors: pags probably has a crush on me / he always plays hard to get by blocking me on every form of media 0wO
affeRpag cridE for anottR 65 million years, they rEsoomed the quest for the forts wife who is kingDededededeededeeded the big bleeping (momi censored the curse worddont ground meowo). thEY went tot the KriBY land where a stray firework went flying uplucas's's asshole and it exploded and he died (otters no: happy 4th ofameric). then theysuddently saw a fatpengwin who was super sexypeng. his ass was so big and deliciousjo had to hold backDinker from eating it up. Quen DDD turneD arouNdandsaaw a group of idiots who were super hot and sexy but also gay and gay.
"whom are you"
I am datpags" ssaid Dincreh.
king fefeefe was scrared "nOT THE GAy GRumPs" he scream "MiniOSn Lock them way"
pags tried to tell them theY were not the grump grumps but no ONe believed them (auttors note: DATPAGS IS NOT FREEKING GAME GRUMPS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)
DInchREr BECAme SO ANGEry thAT he buttrapEd JOe and brokE out of JALE. pags was incredibly turned on by this and they Went to confront DKing Ddided.
"KINH DODODO MARRY ME" pasg said.
"yes" said king d. and tthen he whipped out his club penguin cock and choked lucas to death and had sex with pagggg
"I OBJECT" said a mysteriously sexy fiGYUr.
"WHaT?W?Wfedjlcvndrufdleindourhb" said literally evryone
"this STUPID man is nothing but a CHEATER" said sexy mysterious sexy man who is mysterious.
the Super hot man took a step forward to reveal it was WALUGI this whole time
"HE ONLY WANTS YOU FOR THE LEGENDARY NUTS" he said.
"shut up" said dincher as he took off his pants to slap walugu with his cock. then Wlagu took off his pants and slapped dincher back "You DAER ChLAnge MEEE?"
everyone proceeded to take off their Pants and slap each other with their cocks. the batt;e whent on for 62813 seconds when joe killed lucas with his dick
"walugi plz be my wafe too" pags asked. "yes" said luiwg.
ending notes: i almost killed myself after that last chapter but thes chapter makes me fele better now u owowowo
