Pairings: none
Rating: k+
Genre: Humor
"Go to hell, Reedus!" Freed yelled. When Freed acts ungentlemanly, something is wrong. "Well, one of the clients requested it. I don't think they realized you were a boy." Reedus said. Freed paled. "I think he needs to go to therapy." Gray muttered. In therapy. "They thought I was a girl." Freed cried. "You too, buddy?" Rufus and Rogue asked at the same time. "Thats why I got all these piercings. But I had to go to therapy anyways." Gajeel grunted. 5 days later. "We're the therapy buddies, we're the therapy buddies!" The four sang. "Why did you get here anyways?" Rufus asked. "Reedus painted a picture of me in the shower. It is as if he had a camera on me." Freed replied. And indeed he had. One watching Freed's every action. And the rest of the world's. Yes, Reedus knows about Earth. He knows it's far, far away. But that won't stop him. After all, he did take over Edolas. Illuminati confirmed.
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(Reedus's first painting.)