Alice. Bella. Emmett.
Poor, poor Cindy.
Off went her head.
And now she is dead.
We were too late to save her...
Now she's not sparkly like,
Mr. Spaaaaaaarkly-face!
Mr. Become a nymphomaniac in his presence!
Now thats not nice Lice! What did we talk about, calling people mean names?
Sticks and stones won't break my bones, and words will never hurt me.
Gah.
