Rules of Precinct One
Rules 91-100
91. There will be no more 'bring your family to work days'. Officer Hopps has too many siblings for that... though it was amusing to see Wilde act like a bunny hanger.
92. Never give officer Wilde blueberry flavoured biscuit, we still can't understand what he talks about after that tea prank incident
93. Donuts is now forbidden in Precinct 1, even though it was not for Officer Clawhauser.
94. Never post anything on Clawhauser's furbook timeline, it would spread across Zootopia in no time. We have received complaints that Wilde and Hopps didn't have a public wedding.
95. Do not mess with Wilde's coffee if you want to live, Officer Chops still has the bite marks on his desk.
96. To Officer Wilde: bringing Clawhauser in to talk about Gazelle is NOT an accepted part of the good cop bad cop routine. Duke Weaselton is still in trauma counselling.
97. To Officer Hopps: you were warned not to take on fellow officers in sparring matches. Officer McHorn is on the sick list with a concussion.
98. To Officer Hopps: as much as we enjoy your family visiting the station when they are in town, no more than 30 relatives at a time are allowed in the building.
99. To Officer Wilde: the police sketching equipment is for identifying suspects, NOT for drawing nude pictures of Officer Hopps.
100. To Officer Fangmeyer: it is conduct unbecoming an officer to howl at the full moon on the roof of the station.
A/N: Thank you to Angel of Pandemonium, .side.99, BeecroftA for submitting rules.