(A/N: HEY! Sorry for the long wait but this chap is REAL long to make up for it! Okay so yous guys (as they say it in Wisconsin which I'm not from) have lots o questions and reply-able things! Good for you! So I guess these will be almost every chapter now…I smell baby lima beans…gross. And BTW that little tid bit from the last chapter when Ivi went hyper in front of the Tallest was the inspiration for this WHOLE story! I know that was one small part, but its cause of that this stories here! SO FEEL HONORED! Ehem
That One Random Kid: Thanks! That happens to me sometimes too! Shhh..
shadow spirit: Zim may become deadly when enraged. And YES sometimes…but when my mind doesn't know when to stop I ignore my fingers! Sorry fingers…heheh
Lalalalalala girl: Yes ZAT vill vork! I mustn't reveal me tips to them whoever them is….Well yes I can give tips to peoples if they BEG! Sorry it's just real fun to make people beg, you should try it!
Well children its story time now gather round! Now listen to this story OF DOOM!
MAHAHAHHAHAHWAHAHAHHAH!
Zims POV:
They went home and I was still mad. The tallest lied to me, I was a joke, but I would rule this planet to show them that I wasn't a failure, I could rule a planet! And If they tried to get me, I've got backup. So I calmed down and Computer had started to rebuild the house part. I had started to make defense plans for anyone who would ether tried to kill us or idiot humans who tried to rebel.
Skoodge came down into the base. I again scrambled to pick up all the plans and pretended to be working on a stupid plan. "Hey Zim what's up?" Skoodge asked me."I'm working on WORLD DOMOTATION! Like always." I said that wasn't a lie, I was working on world domination, until he came down.
"Hmm…looks good!" He said completely forgetting this was the old blueprint for some doom bringing laser that I had showed I just a last month. "Yeah, WELL I must go out! See you later Skoodge!'" I said leaving. I went up to the house level. And walked out the door.
Gazs POV:
I went home and split with Ivi. "Hey Gaz why were you at Zims earlier?" Dib asked from the couch when I entered. "Why do you need to know Dib?" I asked with the usual scowl placed upon my face. "Well I just wanted to know, you never go over there and now you and Ivi are all the time, why?" He asked. Crap I hope he hasn't caught on! Oh wait he's stupid he'd never catch on. "Well why don't you ask her?" I said leaving. Not wanting to talk to him anymore, I went up into my room.
I slammed the door and started to play my GS4 like I always did. I played for a few hours and then the doorbell rang, I knew it was Ivi and the Harrisons, I have no idea why but dad invited them over but he did.
I went down stairs and saw them sitting on the couch chatting with Dad. I tapped Ivi on the head, she tuned and nodded. "Hey mom dad? Can I hang out with Gaz?" She asked all sweet like. "Well sure sweetie." Her mom said. Ivi got up and walked with me to the kitchen, I noticed Dad was smiling at me.
Me and Ivi walked into the kitchen."I have no idea why my dad invited you guys over but he did…I'm actually surprised that he did cause when he's home he doesn't take the time to talk to the neighbors at all…" I said. "I don't know…my mom is all about meeting parents and stuff, I don't know why but she loves to, you should have seen her face when she met Zims robo parents! PIRCELESS!" She said she laughed I chuckled at the thought.
We sat at the table and had mindless chatter about whatever. We talked for a while and then we went into the living room and they were still talking my dad was in the chair and Ivi's parents were on the couch. I sat on the floor by my dad and she sat in between her parents.
Dibs POV:
I went into the living room, the Harrisons and Ivi were here and Gaz was sitting on the floor by dad who was in the big chair talking to Ivi's parents. I walked in and sat on the foot prop for the chair. Ivi waved, I waved back, just a simple greeting. She whipped out her phone and texted something then put it away, and acted as if it never happened.
I got a text and brought out my phone. It was from Ivi. 'Arm wrestle?' It said. I texted back saying 'you're on!' And she got it, we all of the sudden grasped hands and put our elbows on the coffee table, I tried with all my might to make her arm move but it stayed still, and she acted as if nothing was happening. She then looked me in the eye and slammed my arm down on the table, and crossed her arms.
I sighed."Every time.." I said. That's when I realized that my dad and her parents were staring at us on our knees at the coffee table one smirking at the other who was looking down in defeat. "What?" Ivi said. They stared for a bit longer "Well that's one strong child you have their Jack and Linda!" dad said. "Why yes she is." Mrs. Harrison said."I did tell you I was strong." Ivi said to her parents."You haven't seen her strength? And you're her parents, well this one time at sk-"I was cut off by Ivi tackling me and putting her hand on my mouth.
She sitting on her knees on the coffee table, both hands on my mouth staring me in the eye trying to send a message like 'my parents don't know' kind a look. I nodded and she let go, and then she slid herself backwards to the floor on the other side of the table. Everyone was staring at us again.
"Well, how do you not know that your own flesh and blood is that strong?" Dad asked them. They sighed. "Well…that's just it…she's not our flesh and blood..."Her dad said, me and my dad looked with interest and Gaz opened one eye more. Ivi sighed this time.
"I'm adopted…" She said. We just looked at her. "Oh, well then. Is that it?" I said. "Dib, I was just now adopted, I have no idea who my biological parents are, so that explains why they didn't know I was this strong." Ivi explained to me, "Ohhhhhh…" I said nodding.
"Yes…so now that that's cleared up, how about some food!" Dad said or exclaimed while pointing at the ceiling. "Yes that would be nice." Her mom said. We all got up and went into the kitchen, me and Gaz talking with Ivi. And the parents were chatting about stuff I didn't care about.
We had take out cause dad couldn't cook. We ate and chatted I still didn't know why he invited them over.
Ivis POV:
My phone rang it was Zim, Dib saw the name and got all angry. I jerked my phone away and went into the living room to talk. "Hey Zim." I said. "No it's not Zim." Said a voice. "Oh, then who?" I said. "Oh I think you know Ivi." Said the voice in a trying to be smooth way. "I only know one person who talks to me that way…Skoodge." I said. "Yes?" He said. "What do you need Skoodge? And why are you using Zims phone?" I asked.
I sat down on the couch, Skoodge had tendencies to run his mouth sometimes. "Well I just thought I should tell you that Zim fineshed something that was big and stuff he said to tell you." Skoodge said. "Good tell him I got the message." I said. "Can do! So you wanna chat a bit?" He asked. "I'm sorta busy with stuff now Skoodge." I said.
"Ahh well I'll be at the skool tomorrow my new disguise is taller than I really am, so I can pass off as a 13 year old human." He said. "Alright see you tomorrow." I said. "Bye Ivi!" He said. I ended the call.
"Who was that?" My mom said. "Oh just Zims little cousin who lives with him now." I said. They nodded at my little lie. We chatted the rest of the night and me and my parents went home and I got ready for bed, and then went to sleep.
Skoodges POV:
I hung up the phone and contacted Zim, "Zim Ivi got the massage." I said. "Excilent, but DO NOT I repeat Do. Not. Come to the making things room, okay." He said, I saluted."Yes SIR!" I said and the screen went away. I went over to the TV, I would watch another western but they weren't on today so I watched an action movie. I watched from start to end in one sitting.
I then got some Irken fries and a soda, I ate with Minimoose 'cause Gir was at a rave tonight, so it was just me and Minimoose up in the house part. I finished my food and threw it away, I then played a hand held earth game that I played yesterday, I played that until morning, and Gir apparently came back while I was zoning out in a tiny screen.
He made some waffles like every morning, but I never complained, as long as it wasn't gross I'd eat it! Zim came up from the making stuff room. He ate with all of us, me and Zim got our disguises on and left for skool. We walked to the skool and I when we went in I had to get a schedule. I walked up to the class room without hesiation opened the door.
Ivis POV:
I smirked when the new student came in, all the girls sighed and squealed. He had orangey scruffy hair, and brown eyes, he was wearing a black button up with a red shirt under it, he had basic dude jeans and white sneakers, and his PAK was there. "Class this is the new USELESS appendage to the student body, his name is Skoodge…Skoodge say something in the least words you can and never speak again…" Bitters said. "Hey uh I'm Skoodge…that's about it." He said. There was a seat on the other side if me, and Skoodge took it.
I smirked more; it was to be expected by me and my friends that he'd rather sit next to me than the free one next to Jessica, who glared at me when he sat down.
I got a note from Pluto, 'Hey Ivi what's up?'
I reply as so; 'Not much just sitting next to you and Skoodge now, heh all those girls, if only they knew…'
I got a note from Skoodge; 'Hey Ivi NOW can we chat some?'
I chuckled at it and wrote back; 'Sure Skoodge we can chat now.' I passed it to him,
I got a reply from Pluto; 'Cool, I'm real bored right now…'
I replied by writing; 'meh…but I'm currently passing notes with Skoodge at the moment so I'm not TOTTALY bored I have something to do.' I passed it to her.
I got a note from Skoodge; 'Why R all the females staring at me?'
I chuckled at it; 'Well Skoodge it looks as if you have some admirers! LOL' I wrote back.
I got a note from Dib and Pluto at the same time.
Pluto's read; 'Well I'm kind of passing notes with Dib, but yeah… I'm still bored.'
I wrote back; 'Hey! Me and Gaz need to talk to you at lunch okay?'
Dibs said; 'Hey Ivi why were you at Zims lately?'
I sighed and wrote back; 'Well can't I hang out with my friend?'
Skoodge; 'Admirers? What are you writing about?'
Me; 'Turn around Skoodge.. It's sort of obvious, look at their faces, there just filled with admiration for you! Hahaha!'
Pluto; 'Sure I can always talk with you guys! Girls bathroom… mid lunch.'
Me; 'cool…talk to you then. Ivi OUT!'
Dib; 'well yes but I'm just curious is all why does everyone have a problem with that?'
Me; '*sigh* Dib you sometimes get so curious that you are now at the nosey point, I'm not being mean or anything but it sort of gets on my nerves No offence'
Skoodge; 'You're right! I'm now very frightened…help'
Me; 'Oh come on Skoodge be a man! They just think you look good, or as humans call it hot. So it's a compliment, a creepy compliment..'
Dib; 'Now that wasn't very nice..But yeah I've been called too nosey sometimes…sorry…'
Me; 'It's okay Dib.. just don't do it too much …'
Zim; 'Hey Ivi tell Gaz that I finished the clone machine! WOHOO! I would never say 'woohoo' out loud..'
Me; 'can do Zim! I'll talk to her later at lunch kay? And what about Pluto? I heard from Gaz who heard from Dib who said she was a good fighter. She may be of value to us.'
Skoodge; 'Well you're right I guess it is a creepy compliment…I still don't like being stared at though…*Shivers*'
Me; no one does Skoodge no one does…unless their real weird…well I'll talk to you in words at lunch kay?'
Zim; 'Fine I'm just not much of a people person, so see what she can offer then ask her okay?'
Me; 'Fine, I'll ask her…talk to you at lunch Zim!'
After that we went about our mindless activities, for me doodling, for Pluto writing acting as if taking notes, Dib was mumbling to himself about who knows what, Zim was writing in an electronic note pad thing, as was Skoodge.
The lunch bell rang. We all went out at the same time we met up with Gaz, she was in the same grade as us but she couldn't be in our class, Mrs. Bitters and her would get into a doom dominance battle like thing! Basically when two doomy auras clash they create doom and destruction, and I've been saying doom too much! We all walked to lunch.
We sat in this order, me and Pluto back to back as usual, Gaz at my feet, Zim across from her, Skoodge next to Zim and Dib on the other side. We sat and ate and chatted about whatever, it was now mid lunch me and Pluto got into normal seated positions. "Hey I have to go to the bathroom, Pluto wanna walk with me?" She nodded, "Gaz?" I asked. "Yeah…" She said, we all got up in unison, and walked out of the room.
Skoodges POV:
I watched them leave, why did earth females always go to the bathroom together? I'll never know…but as soon as they left three other girls were in their spots. They giggled like crazy. "Umm.." was all I said and they squealed with joy, I looked at Zim and Dib they were just as freaked as me. "Umm Why are you here?" Zim said. They giggled some more. I sighed and looked away from them.
Ivis POV:
Me, Gaz and Pluto all walked to the girls bathroom. We went in and checked each stall to make sure no one was here, no one was so we started to talk. "Okay Pluto, do you want to know why me and Gaz have been hangen around Zim and Skoodge lately?" I asked her, she nodded. "Well…" Gas whispered what we were planning in her ear, Pluto got shocked but then nodded in understanding.
"So you want in?" I asked her, she thought for a bit, and then nodded as a yes. "Okay well what are your strengths me and Ivi have ours and have a spot but what are you good at?" Gaz asked her, Pluto whipped out her phone and texted something and showed us.
'I can fight and I'm good with technology like advanced stuff.' It read we nodded. "Those are some good talents we could use here, I tell Zim now." I said as I whipped out my green phone and texted Zim about it. "Hey Gaz by the way…" I whispered about the clone machine to Gaz.
"Well that more involves you than me so…" We walked out of the bath room and into the lunch room we saw three girls in our spots I smirked and clenched my fists. I noticed Gaz and Pluto did their own versions of this.
The dudes were kind of freaked out. We strutted over to our table intentionally catching the attention of any dude, 'cause we were all in skirts, tights and boots. Those dudes included Dib Skoodge and Zim. The girls noticed their looks at us and looked at us and got angry. We held our smirks, "Hey there, umm girls you're in our seats." I said way too nicely.
They looked at us like we were trash. "And what if we don't move." The one in the middle said. I crossed my arms, Pluto put her hands on her hips, and Gaz simply raised an eyebrow showing one amber-ish eye, we cracked our knuckles and in an instant we picked them up and beat the crap out of them. We left them in pain across the room.
We calmly sat down. I had been on the table to get leverage and it's just plain fun to stand on a table. We sat and resumed our daily lunch activities drawing writing and gaming. The dudes stared at us wide eyed and shocked. "So what happened while we were in the bathroom?" Gaz asked them. "Uhahb…those girls came over and started to act all bubbly." Zim finally said. "Hmmm I see…" I said in drawing land. It's fun there, everyone knows me.
Pluto's POV:
I was surprised that Gaz and Ivi were gonna help take over the Earth, but they are darker and hate most of humanity, so I shouldn't be worried now 'cause I wouldn't get killed…so that's a plus, but they will find out what my secret is. Oh that would suck, but it will explain why I'm technically mute, we finished lunch as most days just with an extra person at the table.
We went back to class and did our average not wanting to fall asleep routines, I got a note from the person sitting behind me, it read; 'Y don't U talk? R U awtistic or something? Or do U have brain damage?' I sighed and took out my pocket mirror, I looked at the person behind me, they were a guy. I wrote back; 'I chose to basterd. P.S. its autistic, LEARN TO SPELL!' I gave it to him and I sensed him look up I casually stretched my arms back, and flicked him off, I felt him grab my wrist probably mad that I just flicked him off and called him basterd.
I felt hem pull me back, what the hell was he doing? I swung my arm around and he hit the wall on the side of me in that space between me and Dib, I gave him a death glare, he scampered to his seat. I smirked and leaned back in my seat. We had a normal rest of skool day. The bell rang and we walked out behind the rush of people, I got my back pack and books out of my locker and waited outside the skool.
I only waited a bit and Zim, Gaz and Ivi were there I looked up and waved slightly. Dib was all confused, I thought about it for a little, Dib was confused 'cause I usually didn't walk with anyone from skool, so this was a new thing for me, and Dib knew this. But I walked with them, and leaving a confused and suspicious Dib behind us.
We made it to Zims base, we went down to his lab like part of it, I had to learn to read Irken which wasn't hard at all for me, they told me the plan and what I was to do, I was to help with technology with Zim and somewhat fight. I knew I had to tell them sometime. "Zim." Ivi said while he was tweaking the cloning machine. "What? What do you need from Zim?" He said not looking still tweaking.
"I'm hungry." She said. "And what do you suppose I do about it?" He asked turning around now. "Get me some food." She said. "And why should I?" He asked crossing his arms. "Cause if you don't I'll kill you." She said showing her claws, I knew all along about Ivi being a 'What' as she called it, I just never mentioned it.
"Oh…well you make a convincing argument there…ZIM SHALL BE BACK!" He said dramatically and marched off. I was watching the whole thing while making some weapons more efficient; I even had a lab coat! I tweaked a few more spots and lifted it up in the air in pride, Ivi looked at me when I did this, I put it down and worked on making a laser cannon 110% accurate.
She just plopped in a chair; she had trained her powers all day long. Gaz had been finishing the army strategies; she had played every war game known to man and beat it so she was trustworthy with it. After a bit Zim came back down with a plate, he put it down by Ivi, it had a bunch of taquetoes on it, and he just walked back to the machine.
If you're wondering where Gir has been all this time Skoodge had made him a duck tape mummy only his eyes showed we just put him in front of the TV with that stupid Angry Monkey Show marathon.
I shook my head as Ivi dug into the pile of Mexican burrito taco things, she probably had a high metabolism now cause of all the training with robots. She was good, better than me but not the best, she still had room for improvement. It's sort of hard not to speak, I sometimes wish I could, but I know if I did only one might understand what I just said, oh well I may speak sometime. "So Gaz how are the plans going" Ivi asked after she swallowed her food, it snapped me back to my work. "Fine thanks for asking. How is the training going?" Gaz said, as she looked up from her plans on a table.
"Pretty good, I've been getting a lot better and more powerful sense I started, I even managed to do almost permanent damage to the training room." She said, I continued to work on the laser cannon, it was a fast but tedious job to work on accuracy. "Mmm hmm…that's cool, if only it was permanent…" Gaz said looking back at she plans and marking some places.
I sighed when I finished the cannon, it only takes a few minutes for me to make it 110% more accurate if I do it right, the sigh attracted the attention of Ivi who now was stretching her arm for another training session, "So how is the weapon perfecting going?" She asked me as I put the cannon in the weapon storage, I shrugged and made the so-so motion with my hand.
She nodded and went to the training room, it was always silent in the room when Ivi wasn't in there, we were always sucked into what we were doing at the moment even if it was staring off into space we got sucked into that, the only noises were Zim using some tools, the noise of paper rustling and markers, and more tools from me.
We heard a few explosions and metal crunching and claws against metal, we just kept on working, Gaz was also in a combat training but on different days from Ivi, 'cause the base couldn't take all the beating in one spot, if it did we could destroy it. I checked my watch it was about 7:20 now, I lifted my wrist and pushed the button that made it beep.
That caught the attention of Zim and Gaz, they looked at their watches and understood. Zim went over to a mic and said "Ivi-what it's about time to go, come out and get back in your real clothes."He said, Ivi always wore a comfortable set of clothes like yoga pants and a t-shirt to train in but still insisted on wearing her knee high converse, I heard one more explosion and then some running.
Then Ivi came in, she walked to her water bottle and chugged it down, I put away the tools and weapons that I would start on tomorrow, Gaz neatly rolled up all the plans and put them in their rightful place, Zim put his tools in his toolbox and put it in some storage room.
I got my black back pack with a blue P on it and went to the elevator, sense it was voice activated I just waited for them, "Hey Zim now that you know your leaders wanted to kill you are we just gonna rule the world and if they come again then we kill 'em?" Ivi asked grabbing her purple back pack and walking to the elevator, "I guess, I always wanted to rule some kind of race!" He said with a smile. "Good enough for me." Gaz said grabbing her purple and black skull covered back pack.
We were now all in the elevator and we went up to the house level, I walked to the door passing Minimoose (who was my favorite of Zims henchmen) Skoodge, and mummified Gir all on the couch, I walked out the door and waved to Gaz and Zim but Ivi was going to the bathroom to change apparently they had a bathroom up here.
Ivi's POV:
I went into the bathroom to change it would be quick, I started to undress but slipped on some liquid that was the same as water for Irkens, I almost fell but caught myself on the sink, but that was drenched with it, it was some translucent lilac color. I fell again on my but, I was frustrated now; the last person to use this bathroom didn't dry all the stuff up!
But what should I expect all dudes live here, at least it's not a complete pig sty, well then again-image flashes to Girs best friend Pig just sitting there- (back to Ivi) "Rghrrrrr…" I growled, I tried to use the toilet to get up but it was disguising! I sighed and tried to get up without support, but a soap bar was on the floor of course and I fell again, I was real mad now!
I was mad cause I couldn't get up, I was half dressed, in a gross dude bathroom, COVERED WITH SOAP AND LIQUED EQUIVILENT TO WATER! My eye twitched, I heard Gaz say "Hey is she okay? She's been in there a while." I yet again tried and failed to get up, I tried to use the bath tub slipped from liquid=to H2o, I tried the door knob just succeeded in bumping my head, I tried to reach the hand towel to dry something off but I couldn't reach it!
I tried even the wall! NOTHING WAS GONNA GET ME UP! I sat there and tried to change to call someone, I heard a knock on the door."Hey Ivi if you don't hurry up in there I'm gonna leave without you!" Gaz said. "I'm kind of stuck!" I said. I tried to get up again but I fell and twisted my ankle, I didn't yell or scream, just winced, I was a fast healer but I still couldn't get up even if it was dry in here.
"I think I twisted my ankle!" I said through the door, "Well can I come in?" Gaz asked, "NO!" I said. I looked at myself on the floor half dressed, "Why not?" She asked. "Uhh…just don't!" I said trying to change on the floor, it's a hard thing to do if you have a twisted ankle. I probably looked real dumb.
Pluto's POV:
I walked out I always walked to my house alone cause I was embarrassed by my house, I walked in the dark cause my neighborhood had no street lights and it had been day light savings time so it got darker faster, I was calm though, being afraid was most likely going to get you killed, cause they can smell fear, I walked into my house that was cheaply put together and looked like it should be in a horror movie.
I unlocked the door and swung it open, the living room had an old couch and a TV with rabbit ear antennae, a few pictures here and there, a small table with a lamp on it next the couch, I shut and locked the door behind me, I walked into the kitchen it had older appliances and an old table and chairs, Some cabinet doors had been smashed so they were replaced with handmade curtains of all colors, the tile on the floor was missing some, I kept the place clean but it was still run down, I walked into a hallway and in the last room on the right.
It had a sign on the door that said 'Pluto's Room' in blue and had a few symbols here and there, I opened my door to reveal the one good room in the house, it was all blue and black and some grey, and had a bunch of full note books throne around along with pencils with wore out erasers.
I put down my back pack, I walked over to my table which served many purposes, being a desk a vanity anything, I looked at a few note books I had written neatly in, they were all ether stories I intended to finish or just writing down my thoughts, writing and typing were fun to me cause it allows me to use words but not speak, I had many reasons to be a muted person, one of which being that I don't have much to say, but the other reasons I will try to keep secret as long as I can, even though I need to tell them all, but I just can't risk my secret of how it happened. I sighed and I was already tired but I shouldn't fall asleep in this neighborhood, it was a bad place to live, especially a teenage girl, but I wasn't technically a teenage girl. I mustn't tell or think of the truth that dwells within me.
Ivi's POV:
I sat up, and leaned against the wall, I couldn't let Gaz in cause if I did then Zim and Skoodge would see me in my under wear, and that's real embarrassing. How was I gonna get out of here without being seen or hurt again.
This was the worst time I've had here, I tried to find the toilet paper so I might be able to dry something off, but they just HAD to be out! "Ivi really you need help, let me in so I can help you." Gaz said. "I can't!" I said. "Then I'll bust the door down!" I heard her say just before I saw the door burst off the hinges and Gaz's fist sticking out, revealing me in my underwear on the soapy floor with a twisted ankle, my face was all red cause Zim and Skoodge were just in view of the door.
Pluto's POV:
In case you haven't noticed I live on my own, I have no parents none at all, but I wasn't going back to that orphanage EVER again, I despised that place with every fiber of my being. But I never dwell on my hatred for one place I never intend to go back to, I only ever knew one person who was nice and didn't let people trample all over her.
I only knew Ivi there and once she left for a new life every one began to hate me cause I said nothing, and never hung around anyone, they hated me cause I was so different from them, so one day I couldn't take it, I couldn't just kill them all right then and there, if I beat there asses I would be hated even more, so I ran out of that hell hole they call a safe haven, I ran until I came upon this house no one lived in.
I knew I could protect myself and that I could make a living as a young writer, so that's what I did, I made enough money to sustain myself and change my appearance so those orphanage shit holes wouldn't find me, and so Ivi wouldn't know that I ran away. I eventually got enough money to go to a skool, and got some luxuries like a decent phone and tools to keep me busy tinkering, okay I didn't buy all of it, some I won in contests and some I may have stole but they were already dead, I got another job to help myself but it wasn't as good as writing, cause it wasn't really me doing it and I had to waste time on it so I quit it and found another.
I had it hard but I chose to live a hard life, helping rule the world would be the best thing that has ever happened to me, I could live easier than I do now, sure it would take hard work and cooperation, but it would be worth it, and I now had more friends than I ever expected without even saying a thing. I may have written a few things but I never spoke a word, and I won't until my—wait I'm not gonna even think it! Nope! Not gonna think it or write it or anything!
Ivi's POV:
Skoodge went all limp and Zim just smacked his hand over his eyes, Gaz stood there regretting busting the door down. "Ya see what ya did!" I said, she gave me my bag to put in front of me, I glared and snatched it to cover me."Well we need to fix your ankle, but try to be as dressed as you can." Zim said still blind from his hand on his eyes, at least he had the decency to cover his eyes, not just stare with a drooling mouth.
Pluto's POV:
I had dozed off while thinking in my blue desk chair, I was dreaming about telling all of them why I'm mute and the way I am, until I sensed a presents in the house, my eyes snapped open like a rubber band snapping against your hand. I sat up and looked around, I had a defenseless appearance to me, so anyone would bring out a gun the moment they saw me. I slowly got up not making a sound, I slowly walked to the door still being as quiet as possible I heard someone in the kitchen, they were rustling through the drawers good for me being poor I hadn't had many expensive stuff I didn't carry with me.
I heard them got into the hallway, I went into fight mode, my reflexes are heightened and my mind is ready for anything. I heard them stop at my door I slowly backed away from the old chipped door, I sensed them getting ready for something, I was ready too, then it seemed in slow motion the door was kicked open and a tall man was standing there with a wife beater under an old jacket, jeans, sneakers a buzz cut and a lame little patch of facial hair on his chin.
He smirked as he looked at me with real bad vibes coming from him, I could tell he had bad intentions, I stood my ground. He smirked when he saw me, a petite 13 year old, in a sweet little dress, and blue eyes.
Awe…. NOT! If he tries anything I'll beat him to death, literally! I stood my ground looking innocent so he would try to do something and get close enough for me to strike my deadly one move attack, like a black mamba snake. He approached me with that evil smirk glued on his face, I had a dull lifeless look on my face, I tend to show no emotion while in combat.
He approached me he crouched down now eye level with me and stroked the side of my face, I squinted my eyes just a little bit to show that angered me. He kept his hand there so I made my half a second move I hit the one pressure point that would kill him, I hit it with precision and force, his eyes went big and he collapsed at my feet that still had combat boots on them.
I scratched my nose and walked away from his body, I have had to use this move many times before, none live to tell others I am here, yes I am a 13 year old petite girl who has killed many men who I knew had the intent you would think. They were all too obvious about their intentions that it was so simple, it happened about every few nights I really need a guard dog here, just to warn them I mean business.
I walked in to the kitchen got a lollipop from my pocket and popped it in my mouth, I grabbed a large black trash bag and opened it up from its folded form, I walked back to my room, I crouched down next to the body and found his wallet, I took out about $100, and tossed it in the bag, I managed to get his body in the bag and tied it up at the end. I liked my way of killing, it gave them a few seconds to comprehend that their gonna die, and those seconds are very painful, and then before they know it they die at my feet. It involves no blood no screams just death. Simple and easy, just the way I like it.
Ivi's POV:
Gaz helped me up to one foot and I held the other off the ground, I was sadly not gonna be able to get my tights on but I got to put my tunic on so a least it was like wearing a real short dress, I got down to Zims labs and sat on a table like at the doctors. I had to deal with Skoodge staring at me for a while. "I'll kill you later." I said with added death glare. He flinched back, I sat there as Zim fixed my ankle and Gaz held my stuff.
I heard someone behind me I turned making Zim get hit by my ankle brace, I saw an outline on a person with a big head and scythe hair, I reached out quickly and ripped off his mask, and reveled Dibs face. "DIB! WHY ARE YOU SPYING ON US!" Gaz yelled at his face as he deactivated his cloaking device. "Well, it just so happens that there is a creature thing and two aliens in the same house so as a paranormal investigator I must expose them, it's my oath to save th-" He was cut off by Gaz sucker punching him and him flying back.
Zim called his spider robots to go after him, apparently he made them a few nights ago. They chased Dib out of the base and kept going.
Pluto's POV:
I dragged him into the hall and then the kitchen, I grabbed my jacket and put it on. I dragged his body out my back door and locked it, I always had my key with me so I didn't need my back pack, I dragged him into the woods behind my house and went a bit deeper, there were a few spots where the grass was still trying to grow back.
I went pass them and found my trusty shovel, I dug a deep enough hole to where no one would smell him and dumped him in carelessly, I covered the bag he was in up with dirt and jumped on it to make it look natural. I hid my shovel again knowing I'd need it again soon and walked back while dusting off my jacket and dress, I was almost to my house when someone went in front of me.
Oh boy this persons gonna die tonight I'm way too tired for this. I looked at their face and saw two big glasses and I realized it was Dib! I let out a breath of relief and put a hand on my chest. "Hey Pluto what are you doing around this neighborhood? In the woods with dirt on your clothes…did you get…" He tried to say what I was thinking he was trying to say.
I put my hand on his mouth and shook my head. I let my hand down, he made a disgusted face and smacked. "Your hand tastes like death…" He said. I was freaked on the inside, I gave him a 'huh?' face. "Oh nothing…so why are you out here?" he asked me. I shrugged and looked up at the moon.
He did to, I looked back at him in question, he looked at me in a 'what?' kind of way. I motioned to him then the woods around us. "Oh well I was spying on Zim and he sent some robots after me and chased me into here." He said looking down, I nodded and looked out to where I just came from, odd to think about that just about 16 feet away their where dead body's you killed yourself and the person you're friends with had no idea they were in a criminal cemetery.
I looked back at him he was looking at me with question; I gave him a 'what?' look. "Oh nothing just you do know this is the most dangerous neighborhood in the whole town right?" He asked me, I nodded and made a 'so?' look. "Well it's late and your parents might be worried about you." He said.
I scratched the back of my neck as I thought of an excuse to use. I got out my phone, and texted something, then showed it to Dib. It read; 'Well they aren't really worried about me all that much, you should know cause of your dad n all, and they know I can take down anyone 10x my size, and I have my phone with me if I do get into trouble I can't get out of I can call someone!' he read it and nodded.
"Well can I at least walk you home?" He offered. If I were an anime person I'd have my eyes all white and big and those lines to my head with a shadow on my face. So you can imagine what I looked like now. I couldn't let Dib see where I live that shack of a house.
Knowing him he'd want to help me way too much and then the next thing I know I'm back in that orphanage and alone again, I couldn't seem to make up anything my mind was blank, oh geeze help me! I kept on thinking but couldn't find any excuses to make him not without being mean to him, heh heh I just killed a guy and burred him, now I'm worrying about being mean.
I sighed and nodded, I had a plan I'll walk him to a normal house and then he'll leave and I can go to my house and not worry about it! Yeah heh heh…we walked out of the woods and I found the neighborhood when we went trick or treating on Halloween I showed them to this neighborhood so they wouldn't see my real one and worry.
I found some normal looking house and stopped in front of it, "So you live here?" Dib asked me. I made a 'yeah you got a problem with it?' look. "Oh I don't have a problem with it, just you seem so different and this house is so old lady like." He said motioning to the little flag in the yard that said welcome and had some flowers here 'n there.
I texted on my phone and showed it to him, 'well I live with my grandmother, so duh it would be old lady like.' It read, he nodded at my lie text, "Well I'll see you at skool Pluto!" Dib said while waving, I smiled and waved back, he walked down the side walk and I hid behind a bush so he wouldn't look back and see me. Once he was out of sight I jumped out and walked home again, I found were that dude broke and I boarded it up. I had my lollipop stick in my pocket cause if I left it in the woods then I would have left my evidence. I secured my house again and went to bed.
Ivi's POV:
After I got my brace all fixed and ready I had to put on leggings instead of tights, I put one knee high on and the other in my bag, I had to punch Skoodge a few times. I got walked home by Gaz and we split when we reached our houses, I went in and sighed.
But then my parents came in and saw my braced foot, they paused when they saw it, "So that's why you were gone so long, honey why didn't you just call us?" My mom said. "Well as you can see Zim got it fixed, I'm a fast healer, I'll be back on my feet in a few days…don't worry about it." I said limping over to the stairs on my crutches.
"But how can we be sure he did a good job at it, is it like a professional how old is he?" My dad was on a question roll. "Dad, Zim has experience in this kind of thing from…some place, but it's okay he just put ice on it and put the brace on and gave crutches to borrow. all for free so shouldn't you be happy?" I asked.
"Well yes but if it grows back weird or he gave you some disease from your twisted ankle then I'm suing." My mom said, I rolled my eyes. "So how did this happen?" My dad asked me. "I was in the bathroom and I slipped on some soap." I said leaving out all the rest, like changing then, they'd ask why I was changing and I couldn't just tell them I was beating up robots so I can destroy the world now can I? And I DEFENETLY had to leave out the Zim and Skoodge seeing me in my under where…they'd get the wrong idea with that one.
"Okay well be more careful sweetie." My mom said. I got up the stairs and went into my room, I was glad I don't remember my real parents cause then I'd feel a bit bad about taking over the world, but I don't so I feel no shame in killing or enslaving my legal parents. I got ready for bed and slept, man tomorrow would be hard 'cause the jocks would see I'm not as strong as I was when I beat all there asses, I only had one foot and had to use crutches but I still could use my arms and I had good balance so shouldn't be too hard!
(A/N: So yeah my next chap will be up in a week + a few days, or sooner! I try! So tells me if you like it! REVEIW, it makes me want to write more! SO GO REVIEW please! Well I-V OUT!)
