Testorone Boys and Harlequin Girls
a u t h o r' s. n o t e: I wonder..who is this mysterious person who Sasuke got mad at? -Awaits for various answers-
Jazzele: Sure! I'll add in your character. All I need to do...is to find out where to put her in...In the next chapter perhaps? I'm not sure...
YAY!! Itachi does care about Sasuke! Wheeeeeee!
d i s c l a i m e r: I do not own the song 'Lying is the Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off' or 'Naruto/Naruto:Shippuuden'
c h a p t e r. j u
"Hn... What are you doing here?"
Eyeing the person standing across the door, Sasuke sat there, as he frowned. What perfect timing! By the time he was going to nearly rape Sakura in her sleep, he had to be interrupted. A vein nearly exploded near Sasuke's forehead as he stared at the person as he arose from his seat, and wandered towards the door. He stopped in his place, as he grabbed the edge of the door, and nearly slammed it shut, before a foot was stuck between it.
"Are you really going to be this way...little brother?" a voice muttered as Sasuke had the urge to slap the person in a milisecond.
"Shit. You know...even though you seem to act cool, quit stalking me." Sasuke stated as the door flew open, revealing a slightly lazy looking Itachi, who just 'happened' to be there.
This...was an awkward moment between the two brothers. Even before then, Sasuke had never expected his own brother to show up in the Haruno household. His eye began to twitch, as he stared at Itachi being such a total jerk to him. The first real girlfriend in all sixteen years of his life, and yet...nothing had happen. He was prepared to touch Sakura in various places, but he had to confront his stupid brother just because it was a total coicidence.
"I was here to see your girlfriend's mom." Itachi smirked as the younger Uchiha boy's eye twitched again.
"Quit acting like a dumbass! Seriously, why are you here?!" the spikey haired younger Uchiha argued as he felt a sharp jab to his forehead.
"Her dad wanted me to come here. It's some stuff going on with you and Sakura-chan." Itachi sighed as he closed his eyes, poking one out, seeing the younger Haruno sister watch from the crack of her doorway.
"So...what did he tell you?" Sasuke pressed for an answer, as Itachi scratched the back of his long hair, as he looked away.
"You see.."
Hours Earlier...
"What the...Why the hell did Sakura leave this mess here?!" Itachi screeched as he noticed the unconcious Karin still on the floor.
A creepy smirk formed on Itachi's face, as he whipped out his cell phone, and immediately hit the green button. Hearing a male voice, Itachi's smirk grew wider in insanity, as he listened to the voice of another shark. As his eyes gazed at the smoke trailing down the stairs, Itachi had to put off his smoking binge for the time being.
"Suigetsu. I need you to pick up a girl here. ASAP. She's bleeding on the floor, and she's already killing off my eyesight." Itachi sighed as he heard a sadistic laugh from beyond the other line.
Beep.Beep.Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
"Ah. Hold up." Itachi muttered as he switched to the other line. "Yo."
"Is this Uchiha Itachi?" a rough voice murmured from the other line, sounding like a typical stalker.
"Yeah..." the older Uchiha boy muttered, as his eyes widened, as he battered his eyes in disgust.
"Your little brother is dating my daughter, and I know your parents aren't there for a while. I need to discuss something urgent with you this afternoon. It'll be a bit of a shock for you, and possibly your brother. I can't tell you this over the phone, but to keep it short, it's about their future."
Itachi's eyes widened in shock, as his hands were shaking, as his jaw dropped to the floor. Something hit him. Hard. He couldn't believe what might happen. His eyes battered as he was on the verge of shattering his phone into thousands of pieces. Staring at the mess of the household, Itachi froze up on the spot as he slowly became nervous. Other than seeing his cousin being fixed into an arranged marriage, he had never been in those types of formal meetings.
"Tell me...does it have to do with our family?" Itachi simply questioned, keeping things simple between the two of them.
"Yes. Just don't mention this to your brother...Otherwise..you'll face some consequences.." Sakura's father muttered grimly as Itachi slowly rose an eyebrow.
"What do you mean by 'It's about their future'?!" the younger Uchiha boy shouted, as he noticed the younger Haruno sister spying on them, as he quickly yanked Itachi into Sakura's room.
"Listen. I haven't spoken to Sakura's dad yet, and I assume something like an arranged marriage thing is going on." Itachi stated as he noticed Sakura was slowly waking up.
Sasuke stood there in shock. Marriage?! He was still in high school, and yet Sakura's Yakuza-like dad was thinking of adding him to the family. Sure, the Uchiha family is one of the elite families around, but comparing that to the Hyuuga family, the Uchiha boy couldn't suspect her dad trying to tie his family to one of the famous ones around. His eyebrows furrowed in thought, knowingly narrowing down the possibilties of why he had to call his own brother there.
"Errr...Damn it! What could it be?!" Sasuke shouted, sitting on the bed and shoving his hand into his black locks, as he glared down upon the floor.
"Eh? Something wrong, Sasuke?" a voice muttered into Sasuke's ear, as he turned his head, seeing the dazed Sakura placing her chin on his shoulder.
"Ah...Ahem...Nothing." Sasuke stated getting back into his usual calm and collective side.
Sakura gazed into Sasuke's onyx colored eyes oddly, as she noticed something was up. Tilting her head to the side, the pink haired teen stared at him with concerned as she looked over seeing Itachi simply standing there, looking at them with a bit of jealousy. Before switching her gaze back to Sasuke, Sakura immediately backed up onto the wall as her eyes widened in shock. Pointing a finger at Itachi, her body was shaking in shock.
"H-How can you be in my house, Itachi?!" Sakura screamed as her eyes began to water from the shock.
"To see your mom." Itachi smirked, trying to crack the same joke to her, as he saw an alarm clock being thrown his way, as he casually dodged it, making him stand near the door."I was just kidding." he sighed as he saw Sakura fuming, and glaring at him at the same time.
As Sakura stomped off the bed, Sasuke sat there, as he witnessed his own girlfriend trying to assassinate his older brother. He sighed as he arose, and pulled on Sakura's collar, making her fly back into his arms, as he lightly embraced her. Sakura's temperature rose, as she felt like passing out again, but she felt something was up, just by the atmosphere. Her eyes noticed the door was open again, and there stood her large, baby-faced father.
"Daddy?" the pink haired teen questioned as she eyed her dad, as Sasuke's jaw dropped seeing her father.
Her father was indeed looking young, possibly around his twenties, but he had short brown hair, and green eyes. He was a handsome fellow, not even the type to be a Yakuza heir. He stood there, glaring at both Uchiha brothers, as the young Yuri was poking her head out from behind his back. His eyes glanced at the embarrassed Sakura as he sighed and smiled at Sakura.
"Sakura. Quit making out with your boyfriend. We need you along with the two Uchiha brothers. Besides, it's important so don't slack off, and just go to the meeting room now!" Her father commanded as the Uchiha brothers stared at him blankly, as her father immediately walked away.
"So...what's going on Daddy?" Sakura questioned as she was sitting in a formal way, as she faced her father and mother.
"Sweetie. Your Daddy and I, are planning something that might affect you later on, so don't be shocked." her pink haired mother stated, as she smiled after smoking a cigarette.
As Sasuke and Itachi was sitting directly behind her, Sasuke had a bad feeling coming over him, as he furrowed his eyebrows in thought. Itachi simply stared at the two parents, as he glanced at the sweating Sasuke oddly. Sakura, on the otherhand, was clueless. She didn't know what was up with her parents' sudden change of tone. It was an awkward moment for the three of them, as the younger Haruno sister was standing in the back.
"Sakura. Your mom and I, we decided to have arrange a partnership with the Uchiha family. That's why...we're planning to have you two get-"
"HOLD IT!"
Before her father could even finish the sentence, Yuri was on the floor in a daze, as the Haruno parents stared at the woman at the door. Itachi simply groaned, as Sasuke froze up, and Sakura's blood began to boil. As Sakura's eyebrows furrowed in anger, her mother stood up, as she flicked the cigarette out the window. Crossing her arms over her chest, her mother stared at the woman at the door coldly as she closed her eyes, as a small smirk formed on her face.
"Well, well. I thought I wouldn't see you again."