Chapter 10 -a disney tale

Chip and Dale led them into the castle metting both minnie and mickey mouse. Minnie was wearing high black boots with a pink ribbon in her hair. Mickey was doing a happy kid friendly jig to ingnore the fact that somebodys about to die.

"Chip, Dale you have betrade us,"spat Minnie. "Homos..."

"What did you call us, we have rights to,"yelled Dale. "Bitch..."

Chip and Dale jumped on minnie strangling her but she pushed them off. Crash head butted her before she could attack the chipmunks. She jumped up and sacked Crash. Dale and Chip bit Minnie on her neck a couple a times before she swatted them away. By that time Crash had made a recovery and was about to go for the kill when Mickey came in and knocked Crash over. Eragon and Fable picked Mickey up by his shoulders and carried him outside to a R rated beating. Minnie picked up Chip and Dale and ate them whole killing them instantly. Crash stood there horrified as she transformed into Mecha-Minnie. Mecha-Minnie towered over crash and was trying to step on him but Crash was to fast and found her weak spot. Her chin, he bit her there killing her. Just in time for Fable and Eragon to come back in.

"Awkward...,"stated Eragon.

"Where are you Disney?"Yelled Fable.

"I am right here dumb one," said a voice as a person shimmered into existence. He wore a black tuxedo and red gloves. He had a Mickey hat on and a no making me angry allowed sticker on his back.

"Guess what your retarded," muttered Crash.

"HAHA you shall die," screamed Walt as a red bolt of lightning struck Crash killing him instantly.

"You k..killed him," wheezed Fable.

"Yes I know, but don't look at me like that I'm not evil, I was born with this power! Whenever there's somebody makes me mad I automatically shoot this red lightning. So I locked myself in this castle trying to run away from society," he explained.

'Well...well I'm going to have to kill you!"Yelled Fable. He drew his sword and ran at Walt. Walt grabbed the sword with two fingers and flung it out of Fable's hands.

"I've told you I'm not evil but I do have awesome powers," boomed Walt.

"Hey since you're so strong, why don't you help us out. We need to kill the evil demon Yoshi,"stated Eragon.

"What are you doing?"Panted Fable.

"Hey he's not evil, and we could use him," said Eragon.

"Well I would be able to get out of this castle so...I guess I could."

With that all 3 of them headed off to Hogwarts, heads up high.

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"Tokanuva's back sire,"hissed a servant.

"What! Impossible...well send him in,"yelled Yoshi.

"Hello master, I've brought sonic and the toads you were looking for,"smiled Tokanuva.

"Yoshi, why don't we kill him now, he will be out of the way,"whisperd Hoody.

"HEHEHE!"laughed Yoshi. He got up from his chair and walked up to Tokanuva. Yoshi sent a fireball at Tokanuva. An explosion happened but Tokanuva rose from the smoke.

"Master...don't try to stop me!"boomed Tokanuva as he drew his donkey sword. Yoshi snickered and shot more fireballs, but Tokanuva kept rising again.

"Hmmmm he must have a weakness...Wait! I got it his weakness is a mule,"whispered Hoody as Yoshi dodged Tokanuva's swords. With that Yoshi summoned a Mule. The mule saw Tokanuva and charged him. "Waa, no!"scremed Tokanuva as he died.

"Wo man,"said Sonic.

"What's that smell!"yelled Yoshi.

"Sorry...,"stated Sonic.

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Hominids and PIkachu's groups were at the temple on top of Mt.Olympus about to face the tests of the 4 gods. First test was of the donkey god.

A tall man on a donkey appeared. "Hello I am the donkey god, please let me explain to you your test .One of you guys must kiss this donkey, but be warned one without a pure heart will die."

"Well my teams out,"said Hominid.

"I'm out,"said Link and Pickahu.

"Hey I don't have a pure heart,"said Kermit.

"Well who is it going to be!"boomed the god. Sora was pushed in front. "Ok you do it." Sora krept towards the donkey and firmly placed a kiss on the donkey's mouth. Sora choked and died. "Well it looks like you may pass now!"

"Sora!"screamed Kermit.

"What?"asked Sora as he came out of a portal. "If I die I'll just teleport back to this dimension."

"Sweet,"said Kermit wiping away the tears.

Another thing appeared it was a giant talking Waffle. "I am the Waffle god, for your challenge one of you must out eat me in a waffle eating contest."

"Oh me do it!"yelled Ganondwarf. They started when both of them were ready. The Waffle god was gorging while Ganondwarf was pacing himself. After an hour the waffle god fell over but he had ate more waffles. So Ganon would have to eat more then he ate before he fell over. "I can't do it!"Cried Ganon.

"Oh but you will,"said Hominid pointing a gun at Ganon who imditially kept eating. Finally Ganon had won!

"Wow your good, better get going,"said the waffle god.

The next god was a huge fat man. "I..am...the...god...of...fatties,"weezed the god. "For...your...test...somebody...must...bath...me."

"Oh gross!"Hominid yelled. They all drew straws and it was Pickachu who had to bath the sweaty fat god. After hours he was done.

"Thank...you..."said the god as he dissapeared.

The next thing to appear was a drooling boy rocking back and forth. "Heha let's have a dance off,"he moaned. "Heha for I'm the god of handicapped people."

"I'll do this,"smirked Hominid. Soon he realized the god was really really good, I mean really good. Hominid got angry and pulled out his gun and shot the god.

"What the hell!"yelled Link.

"Ummm...sorry,"muttered Hominid as a door opened reavling a crystal.

"Wow okay everybody we've got to grab the crystal at the exact same time, trust me,"said Pikachu. They all circled it and grabbed it at the same time. With a bright flash they stood in the middle of Wishful Desert holding one of the three crystals.