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Title: Crazy?
Rating: T due to slight psychoticness and references to/mentions of violence
Summary: You thought Amon was wrong! You thought Amon was crazy! Find out how sane he really is!
Inspiration: Called it, totally called it!
Amon sat at his kitchen table flipping through the paper. A certain article caught his eye and he quickly read it. He looked up from the paper once he had finished and, at first, he was shocked, but then he realized that he knew this day would come. Still in his bathrobe and fuzzy pink slippers, the masked man ran to the council building. He made his way inside and saw that the representatives were already there, discussing the problem.
"I knew this day would come," Amon interrupted their discussion. "I totally called it and you thought I was wrong! You thought I was insane!" The council members stared at him. "I knew it would happen when the head of Cabbage Corp came back from the dead and his family went missing!"
"Amon, we are very busy discussing how to deal with this situation," Tenzin informed the psychotic man.
"Situation," Amon inquired. "This isn't a 'situation'! This is the zombie apocalypse!"
"It is not the 'zombie apocalypse' as you call it," the representative from the Fire Nation said. "Zombies do not exist."
"Yes they do," the masked man exclaimed. "The only way to deal with them is to destroy their brain!"
"That won't solve anything," Tenzin felt like airbending the crazy man away. "We can try to peacefully coexist with them."
"Peacefully coexist," Amon scoffed. "That won't work! We have to destroy them!"
"Then what do you suggest," Tenzin was interrupted by moaning and groaning sounds coming from the doorway. A group of zombies entered the building.
Tenzin tried to talk to them, to reason with them, but they didn't care. The council members panicked and the zombies did what they did best. They ate.
Author's Note: I totally saw the zombie apocalypse coming when that man in Egypt came back from the dead and his family went missing! The CDC is wrong! Why else would that man be growling when he destroyed the other guy's face! High on bath salts? No! It's further proof of the zombies!