COMMENT RESPONDES
None I can respond to without spoiling things!
"Last time on Total Drama, our players showed they could even screw up laser tag!(Clips of Max ambushing his own team, followed by Alejandro getting ambushed by Gwen, Bridgette and LeShawna.) Two plans were made,(Clips of Duncan and Zoey plotting over getting Amy voted out, then Noah and Emma trying to get rid of Alejandro) but only one succeeded!(Clip of Alejandro getting voted out). Who will get stopped just short of the finish line this week on TOTAL! DRAMA! REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
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As the girls in the loser cabin get ready for bed, Amy is seen glaring around the cabin.
Confessional
Amy-(Annoyed) "The vote was way too close! Someone on my team voted for me! It couldn't have been Samey, she was on the other team, Jasmine and Lorenzo too, but then who?"
Inside the spa hotel, Samey was finishing her dinner, seeming rather sad. Jasmine, who had come back to check up on her, took notice of these.
"Samey? What's wrong?" Jasmine said as she sat down next to her.
"I like having all these new friends, but I feel like somehow, Amy is paying most of them to hang out with just so she can pull the rug right out from me! She has done it before!" Samey said. Jasmine put her hand on her shoulder.
"All of us are your real friends and we all like you. Well, other then maybe Duncan, but he hates Amy so," Jasmine said, grinning, which caused Samey to smile.
"I've got bad news!" Lorenzo said as he rushed in.
"What?" Jasmine asked.
"The other team didn't vote out Amy, they voted for Alejandro," Lorenzo reported.
"That's not really bad, but it could have been better," Samey pointed out.
Confessional
Lorenzo-"This sucks! I can fight a kangaroo with no problem, yet I can't tell a girl I like her! Funny how things work,"
The next morning, Zoey was fast asleep in bed, but Izzy, always the early riser, noticed a lump around her blanket.
Confessional
Izzy-"O.K, so Duncan and Zoey are totally crushing on each other, even if Zoey is engaged, she is only doing it because she's in denial, yeah. So under her covers is something he craved for her or something he gave her, like a dead animal!"
"AHA!" Izzy cried as she pulled back Zoey's covers, only to find a picture of Mike, wrapped in her arms. What made things worse for Izzy was that Zoey was waking up.
"Gah! Izzy, get off my bed! And go find some golf ball people[1] to chase!" Zoey ordered.
"Look out, mini golf! Izzy is coming!" Izzy yelled out as she somersaulted out the door, waking up all the other girls.
"Why is Izzy so crazy!?" Amy ranted.
"No one really knows," Zoey pointed out.
"Izzy suffered head traumas when she was younger, however she never minded very much, which is why she is the way she is today," Dawn stated nonchalantly. Everyone looked a little shocked.
"Woah," was all MacArthur could say.
After the two groups had finished breakfast, Chris came on the loudspeaker.
"All campers, head down to the race track on the other side of the island!"
"How are you today, B?" Dawn asked him. B smiled and gave a thumbs up.
"How's life been with Heather, pasty?" Duncan said as he walked up to his girlfriend.
"She's been in denial that she likes Alejandro because he was voted out," Gwen told him, causing the couple to giggle
"I heard that!" Heather yelled from behind them.
"Welcome to the Pahkitew raceway!" Chris said as the cast arrived. Instead of a race course, they found a large pile of junk.
"Where are the cars?" Owen asked.
"That's the first part of the challenge, Owen my man, you guys will be split into four teams of seven, then you will need to build your own racing machines and race them around the course, last team to finish or not cross at all, will be voting someone out!" Chris told them. "The teams are; on team 1 is Emma, Courtney, Scarlett, Noah, Lorenzo, Geoff, and Owen!" Emma grinned, she had Noah, Courtney and Owen! Scarlett was also happy to have Emma and Noah, along with Courtney.
"Team 2 is Scott, Brody, MacArthur, Amy, Heather, Gwen, and Brick!" Chris announced. Gwen groaned, she had to put up with Amy and Heather.
"Did you plan this?" Gwen asked as she pointed to Amy and Heather.
"Yup!" Chris answered. "Team 3 is Ezekiel, Bridgette, Samey, B, Max, Duncan, and Rock!" Ezekiel was happy to have Bridgette, who returned the smile. Samey was just happy not to have Amy.
"More tension!" Chris whined, before continuing. "Team 4, is LeShawna, Dawn, Jasmine, Zoey, Kitty, Rodney, and Izzy! Wow, Rodney, you've got your own harem!"
"I-uh!" Rodney looked around, seeing each girls with the heart outline and seeing that he(in his mind) had over 5 girl friends now. He had been forgetting to break up with them!
"Yo, Rodney? You okay?" Chris asked in concern. Out of nowhere, Rodney collapsed and started foaming at the mouth. "Medical! Get out here!" Chris realized everything was still being filmed. "Um, we'll be right back!"
"O.K, we got the reports, Chris," A doctor said to Chris. "Being on a team of all girls caused the young man's brain to shut down. He is in a coma, but he will need to be pulled from the game,"
"Alright, do what you need!" Chris ordered as the doctor walked off.
"So, we are a team of five?" Kitty asked.
"You have Izzy, you can handle anything!" Izzy declared.
"Somehow, that makes me more worried," LeShawna said.
"Get to work!" Chris said, causing the teams to start scrambling to the pile
Team one(Emma, Courtney, Scarlett, Noah, Lorenzo, Geoff, and Owen)
"Does anyone know anything about cars?" Courtney asked.
"I believe I have a plan the could keep us safe from elimination," Scarlett said as she held up a pizza.
"How is a pizza going to help us win?!" Emma asked.
"Are you gonna finish that!" Owen said quickly.
"Yes!" Scarlett ordered, causing Owen to sulk away. "But you will have some," She added in.
"When?!" Owen asked.
"During the race!" Scarlett said as she pointed to a treadmill, causing everyone on her team to get what her plan is.
"So, our car will be Owen powered?" Geoff asked.
"Indeed it will be," Scarlett said.
"That's awesome! Whoo Hoo!" Geoff cheered.
"Just start getting parts for the car!" Scarlett ordered.
Team two(Scott, Brody, MacArthur, Amy, Heather, Gwen, and Brick)
"Does anyone know anything about cars?" Gwen asked.
"I used to work in a car repair shop, I know some stuff," Scott said.
"I think I could do well!" Brick answered with a salute.
"Awesome! Just let us know what you need!" Brody told them.
"You guys can make the car! I don't want to ruin my nails!" Heather announced.
"Same here! Do you know how long it takes to get out grease from your hair," Amy added in. Both girls seemed content with their answers.
"Help! Or I will personally throw you both down the septic tank!" MacArthur ordered as she lifted both girls under her arms and started to walk to the pile with Brick and Gwen.
"You and I are going to get along just fine!" Gwen said to the big police lady, who grinned.
Team three(Ezekiel, Bridgette, Samey, B, Max, Duncan, and Rock)
"I think we could let the B dude take charge, I mean he is like a master at tech stuff!" Rock stated to the team. B nodded before pointing at Duncan.
"Do you want my help?" Duncan asked, causing B to nod. "Cool, but be warned, I will have to trick it out," B just gave a double thumbs up.
"Why would you pick a wannabe punk over PURE EVIL!?" Max asked as B stared at him in disbelief. Duncan walked behind him and yanked his underwear over his head, lifting Max off the ground.
"EVIL's undergarments weren't meant for tugging!" Max said in a very squeaky voice, causing the rest of the team to burst into laughter. Duncan hung the underwear on a nearby pole sticking out of the trash, then walked back to his team.
"O.K, the big guy and I will tell you what we need and you guys try and search the junk pile for it," Duncan ordered.
Team four(LeShawna, Dawn, Jasmine, Zoey, Kitty, and Izzy)
"Does anyone have any ideas?" Kitty asked
"Izzy does!" Izzy declared, before pulling a roll of toilet paper out of the trash pile and tossing it to Jasmine. "Mummy me!"
"I meant for a car!" Kitty clarified.
"Oh, then I got nothing," Izzy said.
"Harold give me a few lessons, I think I could put something together," LeShawna offered.
"It's better then nothing," Zoey pointed out.
"O.K, let's see what we have here," Jasmine said as she started to shift through the trash. "What the-?" She said in shock as she pulled out a book.
"How to build a car?" Kitty read. All five girls grinned.
All four teams worked long and hard on their cars, but they had all put up screens to hide their creations, so no one could steal ideas.
"TIME"S UP!" Chris yelled out. "Let's see what you all have. Team one you first!" Noah and Scarlett walked over to him.
"Our car is over here," Noah said.
"I take it you too were the leaders?" Chris asked.
"Yes," Scarlett said as she pushed the screen out of the way. They had made a flatbed truck, with a large clear screen in front of a treadmill. In front of of the screen was a table with a pizza box on it.
"What's with this setup?" Chris asked, jestering to the treadmill.
"Our vehicle is powered off Owen's hunger," Scarlett responded.
"Good idea!" Chris commended, before walking over to team 2's screen, where Scott was waiting.
"Pappy made me work in a mechanics shop for a while, so I did most of the work," Scott said.
"I helped!" Brick argued.
"I said most!" Scott said as he pushed the screen, causing it to fall on his foot, making him holler in pain. Behind the screen was a minivan with missing windows and a catapult in the front passenger sit seat.
"I like the catapult!" Chris said. "Well done," He walked over to team 3, where Duncan and B stood waiting.
"We did most of the work," Duncan said, causing B to nod.
"Okay, let's see what you have," Chris said. Duncan kicked the screen away, revealing a massive black monster truck. It had flame designs and a skull on the hood.
"B made the car, I just tricked it out," Duncan admitted.
"Wicked!" Chris complemented. "You two mixed would be a scary thought!" Leaving on that, Chris walked over to team 4. LeShawna and Jasmine stood in front of something covered by a tarp.
"Since we only had six people, we didn't make a car, but you said racing machine so…" Jasmine said before pulling back the tarp. Under it was what looked like a large golf cart.
"Doesn't seem very fast, but it looks like you put it together well, so not bad," Chris said. He then pulled out a megaphone and yelled. "ALL RACERS TO THE STARTING LINE!"
All four cars were lined up at the starting line, with the drivers making some last minutes changes.
"So, I can't sit in the car why?" Owen asked as Noah and Scarlett strapped him to the car. He was standing on the treadmill.
"Because, don't you want pizza?" Noah asked him as he put the opened pizza box on the table.
"YES, GIVE ME MY PIZZA!" Owen wailed as he started running, causing the car to start gaining power.
"Who do you think will give us the most trouble, big guy?" Duncan asked B. B thought for a second before pointing at Scott's car, then Scarlett and Noah. "I think Scott has a catapult in his car, but I think our defenses will be a lot stronger," Duncan replied before chuckling evilly.
"I don't like our chances," Zoey told her team nervously.
"Well, we can hope for the best," Jasmine pointed out.
"ON YOUR MARKS!" Chris yelled out, causing everyone to race to their cars. "GET SET, GO!" Chef waved a flag and the race began.
Team three(Ezekiel, Bridgette, Samey, B, Max, Duncan, and Rock)
Team three had taken a fast lead in the challenge. B was at the wheel with Duncan in the passenger seat and Max, Rock, Samey, Ezekiel and Bridgette in the back. Ezekiel and Bridgette were keeping watch to make sure no one did anything to the car. It seemed good at first, until a hammer hit Ezekiel in the head, knocking him out.
"What the-?" Bridgette asked as a screwdriver narrowly missed her face. She quickly found the source. MacArthur had was using the catapult in Scott's car to throw items at the Team three car. She pulled Ezekiel into the seat, buckled him down, then climbed forward.
"Duncan, B! We have a problem!" Bridgette told them.
"Already?" Duncan asked before getting hit with an empty pie tin. "Scott…." The delinquent growled. B glared at the dirt boy, who was giving MacArthur a high five. He hit a button on the control panel. A large grappling hook appeared on the back of the truck and a targeting computer appeared in front of Duncan.
"What is that?" Scott wondered as the grappling hook took aim. It fired and hit the grappling hook before yanking it away.
"Great," MacArthur groaned.
Team one(Emma, Courtney, Scarlett, Noah, Lorenzo, Geoff, and Owen)
"Must get pizza! But so tired!" Owen wailed as he ran along the treadmill.
"Hurry up, Owen! The girls are gaining on us!" Geoff yelled from the backseat. Sure enough, the golf cart was racing along the road as fast as it's could go.
"Owen! The pizza has pepperoni on it!" Noah yelled out.
"I…..WANT...….MY…..PIZZA!" Owen hollered as he started to run faster. The girls however, had a trump card.
"Izzy, are you sure this is a good idea?" Kitty said nervously as Izzy hooked up two of many rockets she had in the back with her.
"Yeah! I've done it before! The people I did it with were only in the hospital for four months!" Izzy said as she lit the wicks on the rockets.
"Wait, WHAT!" Jasmine, Zoey, Dawn, and Kitty yelled as the rockets flared, causing them to race past Team one
Back with Teams two and three, MacArthur was now chucking the large amounts of junk at B and Duncan's monster truck, not that it was doing much. Both sets of racers were in 1st(Duncan and B) and 2nd(Scott and MacArthur) so they don't really care what happened. Amy, however, was searching the junk pile for something.
Confessional
Amy- "I need make sure I can vote Scott out! If he goes, I could get an ally out of Courtney!"
"Aha!" Amy whisper-yelled as she pulled out a large knife. She started to crawl back up to the front. Scott and MacArthur had switched spots and the dirt farmer was doing his best to hit the monster truck in front of him.
"I need something stronger!" Scott said as he started reaching back for another object, he had just thrown a teddy bear and Duncan was howling in laughter. Amy put the knife in front of him and crawled away, before anyone saw her. Scott picked up the knife and threw in without a second thought.
"Look out!" Samey yelled from the back of the monster truck, as the knife flew past. It narrowly missed Duncan's head and got lodged into the hood of the car.
"Our car!" Duncan cried. He and B looked at each other and got mad fast. Duncan pounded a large button the the dashboard with a skull and crossbones on it. The monster truck's trunk opened up and two large blasters popped out of it.
"We're screwed," Gwen said grimly, knowing how dangerous her boyfriend could get.
"Looks like all four teams are nearing the finish line!" Chris' voice announced from a bunch of speakers. Team one however, quickly started to have some problems as Owen had reached the pizza somehow and had stopped running.
"You really didn't get a another type of food?" Courtney questioned, causing Scarlett to hang her head, before she got an idea.
"Everyone, help me push," Scarlett ordered the team. They all quickly got behind the car and started pushing as fast as they could, noticing the girls speeding past them.
"Hey, we're not in last place anymore!" Zoey cheered. Up near the finish line, Duncan was using his blasters blast large balls of fire at Scott's car as the farm boy and his team screamed in terror as MacArthur frantically dodged. Finally, Duncan landed a shot, destroying the car.
"My car!" Scott wailed as B crossed the finish line, followed by the golf cart of girls.
"Duncan and B's weapon of mass destruction takes first place, followed by the girl cart in second!" Chris announced as team one dragged their car across before collapsing. "The no longer Owen powered machine takes third and Scott's junk heap got destroyed, didn't cross the line and would have finished last, so team two, I will see you at the elimination ceremony tonight."
"Way to go, Scott!" Amy accused. "You should have known throwing a knife was a bad idea!"
"I didn't know it was a knife!" Scott argued.
"Wow, you guys probably would be safe if you hadn't thrown the knife!" Chris joked, causing Scott to glare at him. "Anyways, time to vote!"
Voting Confessional
Amy- "Anything to keep me in the game! So long Scott!"
Gwen- "I know this vote won't do anything, but I'm voting Amy, she really needs to go. One Heather is more then enough in my book!"
"Ok, the votes are in!" Chris stated. "Marshmallows go to….
"Heather, somehow," Heather glared at him.
"Gwen,"
"Brick,"
"Brody,"
"And MacArthur," The police lady glared at her team, thinking she may have gotten a vote. Both Scott and Amy grew worried.
"And the last marshmallow of the night goes to…" Chris said.
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"...Amy!" Chris announced. Scott sighed and hopped on the boat of loser, only for Fang to pop out of the front, causing Scott to scream.
"I don't think he's gonna make it," Chris laughed. "After a surprise medevac and another vote out we are done to 26 players! Who's gonna lose next time on TOTAL! DRAMA! REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!"
Reasons for eliminations
Rodney-...Show of hands, who wanted to him to stay any longer? Yeah, that's what I thought. Plus, with the team I gave him, how could he not have a mental breakdown?
Scott- Amy's team was going to lose from the start, but I couldn't send her home yet. Gwen and Brody were out of question as well and I like Heather, MacArthur, and Brick more then I do Scott. So I had to give him the boot. Sorry to all fans of him.
[1]-This was a type of monster in Gravity Falls, known as the Lilliputtians. While they aren't my favorite monster of the show(that honor goes to a certain triangle), they did help kickstart my favorite episode.
Sorry this one was a little weak, next one will be better, promise!