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Sup fools. Comin back to you with my epic writin skills back at full power! Which is good cuz Rockstar is gonna need every bit as him and Brock need to get Mr. Green and fuck him up. but first they need Kabooky joe to talk...
Kaboky joe made a low noise as he woke up in the almost darkness. he knew right a way that he was in a basement cuz he saw a window that could go out in to the city outside.
"So I have not pearished." Said joe to the dude sittin in front of him. It was the trainer who kicked his ass earlier with a wicked left hook. (AN: this is Rockstar obvously)
"Nope." Said Rockstar gettin out of his chair.
"Why have you not put a end to my life!" Said joe angerly.
"Well if your a good boy well take care of that." Said Rockstar. "But first we need to talk about you're friend Mr. Green, y'know, like where he is and shit."
Kabooky Joe laughed.
"Ha! You will never know where he is. I will die before I tell so you may do you're worst
"Oh no. then I guess I have to torture you." Said Rockstar sarcasically grabbin a hammer. but then the other guy, who Kabooky joe didnt know was Brock, grabbed the hammer to.
"No Rockstar. You cant." Said Brock serously.
"Gee Brock what should I use. a fuckin tampon. We need him to tell us what we need." Said Rockstar.
"But not like this Rockstar." Said Brock takin the hammer and throwin it a way. "Violentce is not the answer here."
"Then I guess I just flunked the test then." Said Rockstar.
He looked at Kabooky joe.
"Hey last of the sameri. Isnt there some anchient warrior crap about doin what ever the winner says."
"There is in deed. If the victor is grateious to let the loser live then they are in debt and must do some thing to repay it."
"Then tell us where you're boss is then." Said Rockstar.
"Damn you Rockstar!" Said Kabooky Joe grindin his teeth.
"You have to tell us Joe its Rockstar's order." Said Brock.
"I know damn it! Hes- he's- he is in the old Pokegym." Said Joe finaly.
"The old Pokegym? Is that even a thing?" Said Rockstar confused.
"Yes it is. The Pokegym the gym leader uses was designed to handle electric type pokemon. but the orignal gym didnt have the tech to handle all that raw epic power so it was abandoned." Said Brock.
"Makes sense. have a space to beat the crap out of people built in." Said Rockstar noddin.
"In deed." Said Kabooky Joe while Brock untied him.
"Then I guess its time we should go over and take the tour." Said Rockstar.
"Yeah." Said Brock.
"Ha ha ha!" Laughed Kabooky Joe. "You think you can go in and out unscathed?"
Rockstar smiled.
"Yeah. and draggin out a certain drug lord by his balls."
"Ha ha ha! I like you're style! If you survive may haps we may battle again!" Said Joe happyly.
"He hasnt changed much." Said Brock as they left.
"You've met?" Said Rockstar surprised.
"Yeah... a long time ago." Said Brock noddin. then he took out a city map and looked at it.
"The town has moved a lot since the old gym first opened but it looks like its a few miles from the harbor and is a round the coast some where." He said thinkin out loud.
Rockstar startedhis bike as Brock crancked his to.
"I'm ready when you are." He said. Brock nodded and they road off with thier bikes roarin.
...
Deep inside the pokegym a video phone turned on that made the guy sittin in a near by chair even more mysterious lookin. liftin his cane he pressed a button and a womans face appearred on the video phone screen.
"Yes." Said Mr. Green.
"Kabooky Joe has been captured sir." Said the Lady.
"Who did this?" Said Mr. Green lightin a joint and takin a sweet ass drag out of it.
"It was... Rockstar." Said the lady serously.
Mr. Green blew out smoke thoughtfuly.
"Pokemaster Rockstar? The trainer who beat all the gyms and caught all the pokemon that ever existed?" Said Mister Green.
"Yes and he is not alone. Ex. Gym leader Brock is workin with him and they are gonna head for the gym very soon."
"Hm." Said Mr. Green swivlin his chair. then he smiled. evily.
"Good." He said turnin off the phone.
"Would you like me to welcome them sir." Said Some one in the shadows.
"Yes. and be sure to give them a warm welcome."
AN: Nothin better to leave a bro hangin then havin a epic shit line up for the next chapter. Cuz this is where it gets real fools. Rockstar doesnt know this but theres a lot of people there hell be happy to cross of his list.
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