"Welcome to Win A Date With Cinderpelt 2! Today's contestants are Purdy, Jayfeather, and Berrynose! The winner will take Cinderpelt to Windflight's Ziplines! Ooh, can I go ahead and give Purdy one thousand points?"

Cinderpelt made the no face. "NO."

"Anyway, before we start, we'd like to introduce two special guests. They've come before, three episodes ago. Say hello to Fogkit and Ashkit!" The two she-kits bounded onto the stage with spindly legs. They were both gray tabbies.

"Well, aren't they cute little younguns?" Purdy adored.

Cinderpelt nodded in agreement. "They really are. First question: Did you ever have a crush on anyone? If so, who?"

Jayfeather nudged uncomfortably in his chair. "I don't feel confortable answering that."

"Awww, is it becawse of sweetie Bwiarwight?" Berrynose mocked.

Jayfeather's hackles stood. "NO IT'S NOT! IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN YOU'LL WISH DAISY HAD NEVER MET SMOKEY, YOU-"

"Alright toms, BREAK IT UP!" Brownleaf came skidding over. "We can't censor to live audience!" She glanced at her kits to make sure they got the message. Jayfeather snarled and slumped down in his chair.

"Well, there used to be a sweet little she-cat tha' lived next to me named Cookie..." Purdy half-drifted off.

Berrynose soon stepped in. "No time for stories, Purdy, I've got a loooooooong list. There's Poppyfrost of course, and before that, there was Honeyfern, and-"

"Okay, Berrynose, no need to say all of them!" Cinderpelt fretted. "I think Purdy can have the point."

"Purdy has a point, and Jayfeather has none, and Berrynose has negative one thousand," Mistystar announced.

"Hey! That was unfair!" Berrynose complained. Fogkit and Ashkit walked up to him and stuck their tongues out.

"Life isn't fair!" Ashkit mewled.

"Tell 'im, Ashkit!" Cinderpelt cheered. Brownleaf didn't make any move to say 'Be nice to him, you two!'. Berrynose slumped.

"Next question: What is your lifelong dream?"

"To see, duh," Jayfeather answered sternly.

"Never had one," Purdy shrugged.

"To be hotter than the sun." Berrynose stood up in his chair.

"DON'T, PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!" Cinderpelt screeched. Berrynose sat back down.

"By the way," Cinderpelt added, "If you want to be hotter than the sun, that's gonna take a while. At least, considering how frozen your looks are. Jayfeather gets the point."

"Jayfeather and Purdy now have one point each, and Berrynose still has negative one thousand," Mistystar meowed.

"Last question: When was a time you wanted to just disappear?"

"When I lost a fight with a fox an' Cookie was lookin'..." Purdy drifted off again.

"When I accidentally wandered into WindClan territory," Jayfeather explained.

"When I was found without my tail that day. It HURT!" Berrynose screeched.

"Okay, well, I guess-" Cinderpelt began.

"PURDYGETSTHEPOINT! Purdy wins!" Mistystar quickly added in. Cinderpelt made the no face again. Purdy looked petrified to go on a zipline. Poor Purdy.

Okay, well, send in toms of course, but because I basically always have access to a way to type and save, but not always internet, please send in more than one set at a time. Maybe also throw some she-cats in there, just in case.

I'm also going to make a Christmas special episode that will be my gift to you. I'm sure you'll love it.

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