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Eventually I calmed down about the whole spider incident and after that I took a nap...I had a dream.
"Yo...Yo Mello..." I whispered. I was trying to wake him up.
"We have to go to the store and buy the chocolate..." He murmured.
"Dude stop being weird and wake up!"
"I am your father..."
"...Mello?" He finally opened his eyes.
"What do you want?"
That was the whole dream. Yeah, it was boring. I just thought I should inform you about it.
I woke up, Near and Mello were leaning over me.
"...Were you guys watching me sleep?" I asked. They looked at each other and then back at me. Mello shook his head.
"...No...why would we be doing that?"
"Because you're both creeps!"
"We have to go now, they've destroyed a lot of the city and they are coming our way."
"Why did you let them destroy the city?!" Mello asked in shock.
"...In the movies they always destroy part of the city and THEN you go find them." Near explained.
"So we're just gonna stand outside and wait?" Mello asked.
"...Pretty much."
...
After we got our guns we went outside and waited. After about an hour I started to hear a rumbling noise.
"...Do you guys hear that?"
"Hear what, Matty?"
"...Umm...guys? The ground is vibrating slightly..."
"And now it's vibrating a lot." Mello said...and now I see a giant robot.
"IT'S A FRIGGIN AUTOBOT!" A little boy yelled.
"Oh my gosh...it looks like Near." Mello whispered. My phone started vibrating. I looked at it.
YO! IT'S NAME IS GOLIATH! YOU LIKE?!- Near's clones
"It's name is Goliath...let's kill it!" I yelled.
"IT'S 200 FEET TALL! HOW'RE WE GONNA KILL IT?!" Mello yelled. We all proceeded to blow fiery holes in it with our guns...all we acheived was making it angry. It backhanded the building in front of our hotel. Mello started pushing me back toward the hotel.
"It's falling! Run!" He yelled. Goliath fell backward and into another building.
"They have to be dead after all that?...Right?" I asked. Near shook his head.
"They are nearly indestructable." Now he tells us.
"We shall kill it with fire." Mello said.
"No! We need to kill it with ice!" I yelled.
"I wonder if they're actually in there..." Near said.
"Dude...seriously? We just killed a giant robot and now you're being negative." I said.
"Let's go investigate." Mello and I shook our heads. Near is crazy if he thinks I'm gonna go any closer to that thing than I already am.
"Hey...what if they teamed up with Beyond Birthday?" Mello asked.
"Dude...that's nightmare fuel."
"It was just a joke." Just a joke? Seriously Mello?
I'm tired.
"Mello, I'm tired."
"You just woke up."
"Well excuse me for being tired after fighting a giant robot."
"I could use some chocolate..." He pulled a chocolate bar out of his back pocket.
After that we went BACK to the hotel and took a nap. When I woke up I smelled...a weird smell. I opened my eyes.
"Oh boy..." I whispered. I wasn't in my room. I was in a hospital room, tied to the bed with licorice...this is so weird. Near walked in.
"I see you're awake." He said.
"Why am I tied down with licorice? Why are you giving me that look? Is this some weird fantasy?" He laughed...evily...Since when does Near laugh?...Oh crap.
"You're not the REAL Near!" I yelled.
"Really? I hadn't noticed."
"Shut up!"
"No you shut up!"
"No you!"
"No you!"
"Your mom's face!...Oh yeah that's right! You don't have one!"
"...You're an orphan."
"...Oh yeah...but at least I wasn't created in the science lab!"
"As far as you know..."
"Shut up!"
"Bite me!"
"I just might!"
"You're tied down with candy!"
"I'm scared now."
"I'm just gonna hold you hostage until we can dispose of our creator."
"...Dude...YOU'RE GONNA HOLD ME HOSTAGE?!"
"Is that really the only part of that sentence that disturbed you?"
"I guess...can I play Zombie Mayhem 4?"
"No."
"Please?"
"Maybe."
A/N Please review! It would make my day...and probably make me update faster!