OMG!!! I'm typing from my new laptop. AHHHH!!! So, here is the bonus chapter I promised you. Thanks for all of your support and reviews.

I do not own twilight, for the last time.

This is not a story chapter. It is a bonus chapter with different events and they are not in order.

Mike's POV

I sat in my car in the Fork's Hospital Parking lot. I was nervous. I knew I had to earn that date with Bella-oh, and the money-. I'd be really disappointed if I didn't. I opened the car door and got out with my bullhorn. Slowly, I walked in front of the doors that led inside.

I raised the bullhorn to my mouth. This is it.

"Excuse me, everyone inside of Fork's hospital," I shouted. " Dr. Cullen and his wife have just announced…their divorce."

There was an eerie silence for a while, but suddenly I heard girls' shrieks and a lot of running. I decided to figure out what I had done. As I stepped inside of the hospital, saw several women running to Dr. Cullen's office, where there was already a crowd of women knocking on the door.

Hmm, my work here is done. I hope Alice was true to her word. I walked out and back to my car with a smile on my face and a skip in my step.

Jacob's POV

It had been a few days since Valentine's arrival. I was walking inside to see Nessie. When I got through the door I only saw Valentine on the couch, flipping through channels. She looked up and crinkled her nose when she saw me.

I don't trust her. She even looks evil.

"They went hunting," she simply said.

I turned around towards the door. There was no way I was staying here with her. "Oh, well I'll come back in a little while."

As I reached the door I heard Valentine get up from the couch. "Jacob."

I turned back to see what she wanted and saw that she was right in front of my face. I stumbled back, startled. I ended up with my back against the door. Valentine came closer. Her eyes were black.

"Uhh, personal space," I reminded her.

"You're so cute," she cooed, ruffling my hair.

Her tiny hands went to my arms. Wow, she's strong. I was unable to move.

She smiled evilly. Her eyes turned a dark purple color.

After a minute, she saw it wasn't affecting me. Now, she looked furious. She reached up and slapped me, hard. She jumped back from me-thank the heavens-to near the couch.

Her eyes were black, again.

"Get out of here, mutt," she hissed. "And never come back."

She didn't need to tell me twice. I ran out and phased, running home.

Is it possible for a vampire to rape a shape-shifter? I was not staying to find out. I felt violated already. I'd convince the pack to come back and we'd get rid of Valentine. To save my…….extended family.

Bella's POV

As I sat on my bed in my room, I watched Alice rummage through my closet.

"I cannot believe you sold my afternoon to one of the people I despise most," I whined.

"Lighten up, Bella," She said, coming out with a red summer dress. "No one said you had to enjoy it. Just go. Edward realizes that you really don't like Mike, so he's okay with it."

"You mean he has no choice because you sent him off with Emmett and Jasper," I corrected.

Alice just shrugged.

I turned to my daughter, who was sitting on the bed with me. She copied Alice and shrugged, also.

Alice threw the dress on the bed. "Wear that."

I stayed sitting. "What if I brought Edward with me? That would show Mike how much I really don't like him."

"Sorry, he said no Edward already. If you bring Edward he might tell Carlisle we were behind that little stunt," Alice informed me.

"But I don't want to be alone with him," I yelled. "There has to be someone I could take with me."

We both got an idea and looked down at Renesemee, who was twirling her hair with her finger. When she noticed us staring she said, "Why are you guys looking at me like that."

Mike's POV

The big day was here. I finally had a date with Bella. I won't screw this one up like the last one with that Jacob kid and her. I was standing in the park where Alice had told me to wait.

There was a big fence that separated the park from the street and parking lot. I almost squealed when I saw Bella's dark brunette hair from over it, but with-wait, is that WEIRD BRONZE, COPPERY COLORED HAIR?

She brought Edward with her! Even though I told Alice she couldn't. As she walked through the opening of the fence, I didn't see the Greek god looking guy I expected-not that I've ever checked him out. I just used to weigh my competition-. I saw a little girl that looked about 2 or 3 years old.

Wait, she looks surprisingly a lot like Edward. Oh-no. They have a daughter!!

Bella saw me, but I was in no mood to claim the look on her face as disgust for me. She just walked towards me with the little girl on her hip.

Oh my god! She looks like Bella, too. Bella looked more beautiful than she ever had, but I was too disgusting by the little girl to take much notice. Not disgusted like that, she was actually really pretty, like a doll. I was disgusted that it was a possibility that Bella and Edward had made her.

You know, made her. They'd- EWWWWWW! I had to throw up. I ran away from my date and her daughter. I had to find somewhere to let all of this out. I settled for a bush near the baseball field.

Cullen had deflowered the girl I wanted. I know they're married, but I'd never really thought about it. Now there was actual proof.

After I vomited, I went back to look for Bella, but she was gone and so was the little girl. Great job, Mike. You just ruined your day and wasted her time.

So, this is the last of this story. It was really just a little project for me to work on between stories. I think I'll go back to where I belong now: back to the avatar section. LOL Don't worry, I'll come back to twilight soon and work on a real story.

I promise.