Hey!!

Thanks to all who have re commented!!

I know it was a waste of your precious time but it really helped

Thank you –sniff-

Alright! Finally, time to continue the mayhem and mischief that is…

Konoha Truth or Dare!!

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"Hey! And welcome back!" Hien exclaimed to the reviewers. "I love all you guys!! Thanks a bunch for reposting your requests! Sorry for the late updates!"

"You got that right" Kankuro agreed, sighing. "Why the hell were you keeping us all waiting?"

"Sorry again!" the blue haired hostess cried on Deidara's shoulder. He cuddled her.

Satomi walked in at that moment with Sasori, Nicole and Naruto after. "Hey! She was just a little busy, k!" she exclaimed at the puppeteer. He backed off.

"Time to get to the requests!" Hien exclaimed, still in Deidara's arms.

Shino and Amayne came down from the roof. "Well I discovered some new things about bugs" Amayne said smiling. Shino nodded.

"Oh hey guys! Welcome back! We're just about to get to the requests!" Satomi greeted.

Suddenly, the front door burst open and in came a red faced Sasuke, panting when he came inside.

"I'm afraid to ask what's wrong, but, what's wrong" Neji said, looking at the younger Uchiha.

"Got…chased…by…stalker…" he panted.

"I knew I shouldn't have asked" an anime sweat drop appeared on Neji's head.

Sara came in right behind Sasuke. "Hey! Why'd you run out on me!" she exclaimed, hitting Sasuke on his head. He fell down immediately. Sara stared at him. 'What's up with him?"

"Apparently, my brother is really pretty or girlish in those clothes so a stalker was chasing him" Itachi answered.

"Really?!" Sara question, surprised.

"OK! Is everyone here and accounted for?" Hien asked. Everyone looked at each other then looked back at her and nodded. "Finally! NOW let's get to the reque-"

"Uh Hien-chan?" Satomi questioned. Hien turned to her, huffing.

"What?"

"We have an OC here" Satomi answered, unfazed by the angry look on her fellow hostess face "should I bring her in?"

"Ya, ya, ok" Hien sighed.

"You can come in!" the auburn haired hostess called to the front door. It opened and out stepped a girl with black hair that went down to her mid-back, a white T-shirt with a leather jacket on top, leather pants, black ninja shoes, and a black leather headband that covered her eyes. Everyone stared at her weirdly.

"Hey" she greeted "my name is Yuri Ka-"

"Don't!" the new OC snapped. Satomi stopped and nodded. Hien didn't find that weird at all.

"What up, Yuri! Welcome to my truth or dare palace!" she exclaimed, smiling, liking the look the new OC had.

"You call this a palace?" Gaara raised one red eyebrow.

"Yep" the blue haired girl smiled.

"I don't think you'd be able to see with that headband on your eyes, Yuri-chan" Satomi pointed out "why don't you raise it"

"Well, ok" Yuri agreed. She lifted her headband and opened her eyes, revealing red orbs. Everyone stared intently at her eyes. A dark aura circled around.

"The fuck?" Sasori questioned.

Suddenly, Yuri grew fangs and claws. Her skin turned darker and a lust for blood emitted around to everyone. Itachi looked at the girl for one moment then recognized her. Though his face didn't show it, he hid under his cloak.

"THE FUCK!" Satomi exclaimed. Suddenly everything calmed down.

"Sorry about that" Yuri sighed.

"Sorry bout what?" Hien questioned and looked around. Everyone was still staring that the new girl. The blue haired girl was clueless but smiled anyway. "So Yuri-chan! Take a seat!"

"Ok, but there is someone else here also, can he come in?" she asked. Hien nodded. Then a little boy emerged from behind Yuri, looking intently at everyone. He almost looked like her.

"Oh well hey there little boy" Hien exclaimed. "What's your name?"

"Hoshi" he answered, immediately.

"That's cool" Tenten smiled.

"So is he your brother?' Satomi asked.

"Son, actually" Yuri answered. Silence.

"You got pregnant!!!!!" everyone screamed (only, except for Itachi).

"Yes" she answered.

"How?!?!" Hien exclaimed, actually getting the pregnant part.

"Well you see, I was four when my clan was killed so people began to rape me" Yuri began, with a straight face. "One got me pregnant and that's the story I guess"

"Who?" Satomi questioned.

"If I told you, you'd never believe me"

"WHO WOMEN!" Hien asked, shaking Yuri by the shoulders.

"Itachi Uchiha" she answered. Silence (again)

"ITACHI!!!!!" everyone screamed looking at the older Uchiha, who had come out of hiding. Hien grabbed the Akatsuki member and shook him hard by the collar.

"What the fuck dude!! What's with getting a kid pregnant! First Sasuke, now you!" Hien screamed, and continued to scream at the going-deaf Itachi.

Nicole put a hand on Yuri's shoulder. "I feel your pain girl, but I had no problem with Sasuke getting my pregnant" Yuri stared at her with an unreadable expression.

"I hate Itachi, ya know"

"I know" Itachi called, after Hien took a moment to breath from her shouting.

Yuri and Hoshi sat opposite Itachi and a gloom corner was formed. Hien, after 2 hours of screaming finally relaxed and leaned against Deidara.

"Ok" she said, hoarsely "I think I lost my voice a little, Satomi you start"

Her fellow hostess nodded and sighed. "Ok, Jake, Naruto"

Both idiots perked at attention.

"Truth or dare?"

They looked at each other. "Dare" they said at the same time.

"You know, saying dare won't save you from anything" Sasuke informed.

"Hey! The authoress decides that mister!" Satomi pointed to the raven haired boy. She looked back at the other two boys "you guys have to both race to see who can eat 30 bowls of ramen faster!"

"Ya!!!" they cheered.

"Oh jeez, I remember those disgusting days when they went to the ramen shop" Amayne shivered. Hien perked immediately.

"I'm on it!" she exclaimed, and raced out and over the ocean.

"I can not believe she still has energy to do that" Kiba shook his head. Shino 'hmphed' in agreement. In 20 minutes flat, Hien was back carrying 60 ramen bowls. She threw them to the ground and organized to sides.

"Ok boys!" she started "take your seats! Let's do this thing!"

Jake and Naruto sat down in front of the mountains of 30 ramen bowls. "Alright then," Satomi said "when you're done say "done!' really loudly, get it?" before they answered, she said "good, ready, set…" they got their chopstick and bowls ready "go!"

Soon the room was filled with nothing but the sound of slurping and spills. Hien cried. "Oh! Don't ruin my carpet!"

They didn't seem to be paying attention to her as they rushed to their next bowls. The blue haired girl got angry. Just as they were about to finish their last bowl, Hien rushed to the side of her bed and reached under. She grabbed a large hose, aimed at the two finishing boys and turned it on to full blast, firing at them. They were on their last string on noodles when bam! The water knocked them out the door and flying. Everyone watched them fly and turned to the smiling hostess.

"That'll teach them!' she snickered.

"Hien-chan…" Satomi sighed. Everyone just stared at Hien blankly.

"Where did you get that hose?" Tobi asked.

"Under my bed"

"Bu-" Kankuro began.

Shikamaru put his hand in front of the puppeteer "don't ask, you'll get an ugly answer"

Amayne looked down at Jake and Naruto's bowls. "Well it looks like a tie" she announced.

"OK! Tell them that when they get back" Hien smirked and sat down. Everyone returned to the floor. "Time for the next!"

"Actually the next request isn't really a truth or dare thing" Satomi pointed out.

"What is it then?"

"It's for Hazel and Angelis"

The two girls perked at their names. "What is it?" Hazel questioned.

"You girl have two options" Satomi began "you can either share Kiba or he has to decide who he wants"

The dog boy stared surprisingly at the two girls who stared back at him. "We'll need to talk about this" Hazel said as she took Angelis to one corner. They talked for about five minutes before returning. "We've decided to share him" Angelis announced. Kiba looked relieved. The sat on both sides of him and smiled.

"Oh, well, good we have that out of the way" Hien smiled. "Now, is the next a truth or dare?"

"Yep" Satomi nodded.

"Good!" Hien said. She looked at the reviews and nodded. "Sweet" she smiled. Hien looked over at Sasuke who stared back; a frightened face appeared as the blue haired hostess smiled evilly "truth or dare, Sasuke?"

He shook his head. Satomi sighed and took out her flame thrower from no where.

"I wish I knew how they could do that" Chouji scratched his head. Sasuke looked equally frightened at the flame thrower and nodded slowly.

"Good, now answer" Hien said.

"Dare" Sasuke put his hand to his mouth and widened his head.

"The authoress is in control" Satomi smiled.

"Oh its nothing serious, you have to say 'my grandma kick's ass'" Hien smiled. Sasuke relaxed.

"Oh that's easy" he shrugged "my grandma kick's ass"

"Like hell she does" Itachi commented. Some people snickered. Sasuke and Yuri glared at Itachi who ignored both.

"Alright!" Hien screamed, breaking the sound barrier "Gaara is next! Truth or dare Sand man!"

"I wish people would stop calling me that" he sighed "dare, I suppose"

"You must eat 20 different cookies"

The red head's eye widened and his expression turned from blank to somewhat happiness and cuteness.

"Yes…cookies" he smiled (O.o). Everyone looked at each other. Hien went to her bed and reached down. She pulled put a box of cookies and placed them in front of the still smiling (O.o) Gaara. He began to eat slowly, cherishing the taste. Everyone backed away from the new, scary Gaara.

"Oooook, um, next is for Sakura and Ino" Hien said. Whispers of booing in the back ground. The two faggots didn't notice them and smiled.

"Piss, I thought we agreed no fun for them unless its torture" Hien whispered to Satomi.

"Don't worry" the auburn haired hostess whispered back, smiling. Then she turned to the two girls. "Truth or dare?" Satomi asked.

"Dare!" they shrieked, almost breaking the sound barrier permanently.

"Go into an over heated room" Satomi curled a smile. Sakura and Ino (faggots) looked at each with scared faces. Everyone (yes that makes EVERYONE) smiled. "Boys" Hien said to Sasori and Deidara.

They grabbed both girls and lead them into a random door. They opened it and threw the girls in. Steam erupted from inside and they closed the doors quickly.

"How…"Kankuro began. Shikamaru shook his head.

"Well, time for sodas!" Satomi exclaimed.

'What?" everyone questioned.

"Sorry, pretty random, but its something one of our reviewers requested!" she answered. "Hien-chan can provide the sodas"

"Of course!' Hien exclaimed. She ran to her mini fridge and brought out a box of cans of soda of different variaaties.

"Well I guess a little drink won't hurt" Deidara sighed. Everyone nodded.

"Maybe she drugged it!" Sasuke exclaimed, pointing accusingly at Hien. She looked back, confused. Everyone stared at the younger Uchiha then at the sodas.

"Well that is a possibility" Shikamaru nodded.

"Oh come on guys! Don't you trust me?" the blue haired hostess questioned. They all stared back at her, with faces that easily read 'of-course-we-don't-trust-you'. She pouted at them.

"She doesn't do drugs!" Satomi said, defenivly.

"Ya! Only stupid people do drugs!" Hein exclaimed.

SKIPPING PAST THE SHOUTING/DECLINING/ACCUSING SOUNDS HEARD IN THE PALACE OF TRUTH OR DARE

Everyone sighed and reached out for their sodas. Soon everyone was opening their cans and slurping down their sodas. Satomi and Hien read the other requests and nodded in agreement at which ones should be included.

"Ok! Has everyone got their sodas?" Hien asked. They all nodded. "Then lets get to out next requests!"

Satomi nodded "ok this is for Jake!"

Amayne's brother perked and smiled. "Alrighty then!"

"Truth or dare?"

"Dare!"

"I wouldn't if I were you" Chouji shook his head "almost everyone has bad luck with dare"

"You have to give your sister a BIG hug" Satomi gave a happy puppy look (you know, the ones that are a mix of and :3)

"Well, in this case, it's the one that will be helping the dare that's in trouble" Shikamaru snickered. Amayne stared in horror as she imagined her idiot brother hugging her like he cared!

"Arg!" she screamed and raced to the door, but Jake got to her first, tackling her into a hug.

"Aw!" some of the girls cooed. The boys laughed or snickered.

"Get off!" Amayne screeched, shoving her brother to let go.

"Oh, I thought you loved me Amayne-chan!" Jake gave a kicked puppy look. Unfortunately, it doesn't work on siblings (trust me --). His sister began to stomp on him, angrily.

"Feel the sibling love!" Hien smiled. Satomi giggled.

"While she's busy with him, the next suggestion if for Sasuke"

The younger Uchiha stopped snickering at baka #2 (no OC will take Naruto's place on the show!) and stared at the auburn haired girl, a frightened look passed on his face. Everyone began to pay attention now.

"Sasuke, truth or dare?" she asked.

"Da- no I can't!" Sasuke strained, trying to fight the power of the authoress. But of course, failed. "Dare!"

"Yay!" Hien cheered.

"You must kiss Kabuto" Satomi cheered more. Everyone 'wooed' and 'oohed'. Sasuke almost fainted from the fright. But instead, his just twitched. Kabuto slowly got up from the door and slowly retreated to the door. Oh! And he almost reached it if it weren't for the keen eye of Hien and TheDarkHyuuga. The blue haired girl grabbed a rope, tied it and twirled it over her head. "Oh no you don't!" she exclaimed and threw the rope to the grey haired man's legs. It caught perfectly (because she's just so skilled X3) and he tripped. She pulled the rope which dragged him back to his seat. Sasori and Deidara sat him up and tied his arms together, keeping him there.

"Ok! Moment of truth Sasuke-teme!" Satomi smiled. Sasuke shook his head. Satomi sighed and stared at the OC girls. They all nodded and took out flame throwers (I'm so sorry but I forgot all the other OCs except for Yuri, who's new, Hien and Satomi! So here's some scene time for them!). They pointed them to the Uchiha brother. He got the message and crawled over to Kabuto, who tried to free himself form the tight grasp of the Akatsuki members. Slowly, Sasuke's face inched closer to Kabuto's. Closer…closer…closer…

THE AUTHORESS GOT BORED AND SPEEDED UP THE DRAMATIC SLOW MO

Sasuke's lips brushed against Kabuto's, then he turned around and spat. Kabuto did the same.

'Oh that was nothing!" Hien exclaimed, angrily.

"Where's the hot yaoi? This ain't fair!' Satomi exclaimed with her fellow hostess. Everyone began to complain also but the two refused to do it again, even with the flame throwers around.

"Fine! Be that way! Were going to the next…" Hien grumbled the last part. "This is for Naruto"

The blonde nodded.

"Truth or dare?"

"Dare!"

"You must kiss Hinata!"

"Why is it the idiots get all the luck" Neji sighed. Everyone looked at him strangely. He stared back "what?"

"Never mind" Hien shook her head and turned to Naruto. "Go then"

"Ok!" he agreed and crawled over to the blushing Hyuuga. She fiddled with her fingers, secretly thanking gothgirl-narutofan for the request. Naruto kissed her full on the lips. Rock lee had to pull Neji back from strangling the blonde as he let go of the kiss. Hinata immediately fainted when he stopped the kiss. Kiba lay her down.

"That happens a lot" he sighed.

"Ya, we know" Hien nodded. Everyone agreed. "Well the last one is for Sakura"

The whole room was filled with groans but Hien shrugged them off. "We have to do all the requests ok guys! As much as we hate it". Groans were replaced with sighs. Deidara and Sasori got up and walked to the steam room. They opened it and pulled the fainted girls out. The closed the door and tossed them in front of Hien. Tenten magically got a bucket of cold water and splashed it on Sakura's face. That made her wake up immediately.

"Cold!" she shrieked.

'Must you try to break the sound barrier!" Temari complained. The pink haired bitch shut up.

"Ok, Sakura, your is the last, truth or dare?" Hien asked.

"Truth this time!"

"When you told Sasuke you loved him when he was leaving to village, did you REALLY mean it, or did you just say it as being a fangirl of Sasuke?"

"Well, I meant it but it turned me into a fangirl!" she answered.

"Ok that's enough" Satomi sighed. "We're done her now right?"

Hien nodded. "Good" the auburn haired hostess grabbed both girls, swung the steamed room's door open and threw them in again, locking the door. She looked back at everyone. "I did you all a favour"

"Ya, thanks Satomi-chan" Hien said. Everyone followed with their sighs and groans and complaints and thanks. "Ok time to end this! Please send in more requests! Jan Ne!"

"I still can't believe you remember Jan Ne!" Satomi exclaimed, smiling.

"Ya me neither" Hien smirked.

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