Sonii's Payback

Inspired by the step brothers movie

Ra'Shiek's point of view

I had heard of the fight that happened between my cousins Sonii, and Akitri. Those two were always fighting. But the same thing always happens with me and my Younger brother Ras'Vyce. Kid has a thing for Ninat out of this world, they can both sing, and I used to joke with Ras'Vyce saying maybe instead of Ninat you should try Puvamun cause they both like to sing like they are gay, or women. And that would normally set him off. Even though he was nearly a foot shorter than most people, he was about ten months younger than me.

"Ra'Shiek what is taking you so long?" called a voice that belonged to the girl I had a crush on Tirey, her name meant life. "I'm coming hold on I'm bringing the damned drum. I'm only doing this because you asked me to." I said. I made sure she knew this was for her. I never really played my war drums, but I did love them. On my way up I saw Akitri coming down.

"Hey Akitri, where are you going?" I asked him casually. "I'm going to find Neytiri, and mess with that stupid dreamwalker while he is 'taught' our ways." He said "Why do you want to come with?" he asked. "No I'm going to be with Tirey and Ninat and all of them today, but that does sound fun maybe later." I said to him, and he just nodded. He started to leave but I stopped him. "Hey Akitri by the way, you know Ashara's is looking for you." I informed him "She said it's important." I finished. "Okay thank you, I'll find her." He told me and then we both went our separate ways.

I went to get my drums, and I found that one of my sticks was broken and my favorite drum had been banged up pretty bad. This made my anger spike. I immediately thought of Akitri, because he was coming from the direction of where I was going. "That sneaky son of a bitch." I grumbled angrily. And I went off to find him and tear him a new one.

Akitri's point of view

I went to look for my brother before I went searching for Ashara. Something told me to check my stuff. I had turned into a section of Kelutral, an alcove my family used to store weapons and other Katharan things like oil, alcohol, textile wares and other things we sent to kithara in exchange for Kathars. The Katharan money system, we used them to fund our army that was being raised in Kathros, to strike back at those who had taken our home. I looked and found my favorite sword's blade had been nearly ruined. This enraged me, to the fact that someone touched my things. I immediately though of Ra'Shiek because of the fact that I saw he had been coming from this very direction. "That son of a bitch." I muttered to myself angrily.

I went outside into the Village and began asking for Ra'Shiek. I heard Ashara call out my name. "Akitri." I heard her melodically voice sing. Was it just me or was I madly in love with that girl, probably all of the above. I turned and saw her waving at me. Her skin was a gorgeous shade of red that made her stick out in the group of Na'vi girls who all had blue skin. I turned and started over to her, all of my anger and the reason why I was angry momentarily forgotten. A cheesy grin broke out across my face "hey Ashara how-" I was cut off by an enraged roar. "You son of a bitch!" I turned and saw a very pissed off Ra'shiek marching over to me.

Just at that moment my anger came back to the forefront of my thoughts. Not just about my sword, here I was about to talk to Ashara and then he just had to ruin it. I saw her walking up to us out of the corner of my eye. I glanced over and saw a worried expression on her face. "What Ra'Shiek?" I spat. "Did you touch my drums?" He spoke in a dangerously low tone of voice. I was outraged at the accusation he made against me. "What? No I didn't touch your stupid drums." I said angrily. "oh yeah? Then why is one of my sticks broken and my FAVORITE DRUM IS BANGED UP TO HELL!" He barked. "First of all you need to back up." I said evenly trying not to let Ashara see my anger. "I don't need to do shit!" Ra'Shiek said getting closer. I clenched my fists. Great earlier I fought my brother and now I would fight my cousin to.

"And why are you sweating you look like you've been up to something and you were coming from the direction of my drums." He accused. "Do you hear how fucking crazy you sound man, you need to be medicated." I said to him angrily. "Oh I'm the crazy one now huh?" He asked sarcastically, a crowd began gathering around us. "Hey guys come on just relax okay." Ashara tried to reason with us. "Shut up and stay out of this!" Ra'Shiek barked at her. "Hey don't talk to her like that!" I said pulling her behind me protectively. "And since you want to make accusations about things being touched "you messed up my favorite sword you jack ass!" I yelled at him. "What liar I never touched your stupid swords." Ra'Shiek said defensively.

"Oh you wanna play dumb now huh? I saw you leaving the direction of the alcove where my swords are." I accused. "and as for why I was sweating I was training with Akil." I lied "Oh really you were training with Akil?" he asked sarcastically. "Yeah." I said "Bullshit! You're lying because I know training with Akil doesn't start 'til four." He yelled. "Actually it's most of the time midday." Called Haxion from somewhere behind us. "Shut up!" We both said in unison. "and you know what else, since you want to call me a liar, I'm going to put my dick on your drum set!" I yelled at him. "Don't you dare touch my drums." He said as I swiftly moved passed him.

"Oh come on Akitri you're both being immature." Ashara called to us from behind. She had a hint of frustration in her voice. Now I was even madder because now she was mad at me because of Ra'Shiek. I reached the Alcove with Ra'Shiek's drums and I heard Ra'Shiek call up behind me "I am warning you if you touch my drums I swear to gods I will stab you in the neck with a knife!" I pulled my manhood out from beneath my loincloth and rubbed it all over Ra'Shiek's favorite drums. Just then he burst in and I made a face at him as if I was making love to and getting off on his drums. "You son of a bitch!" He screamed and proceeded to tackle me over his drums which caused loud crash. He we started tousling and he tried to put me in a head lock, and I bit his arm, and then he grabbed his bolo and attempted to wrap it around my neck, while screaming "It's the one rule of Kelutral… AND YOU BROKE IT!" I grabbed one of his drums and hit him with it over the head as hard as I could. It broke over his head staggering him so I could get up. I punched him and he kicked my leg, and tried to tackle me.

I sidestepped his attempt and he went barreling into the stairway. I followed him out and tackled him down the spiral stairs and we both tumbled down the steps and out into the middle of the village. People stopped what they were doing to witness the spectacle. We were fighting and screaming. He tried to put a hand over my mouth and I licked his hand. He pulled it back in disgust. "Eww! You fucking handlicker!" he yelled, then I bit his hand. "Ow! Get the fuck off me you animal!" He yelled.

Then the fight really got interesting. Ra'Shiek looked me in the eyes and said "Let's get it on!" and we were fighting furiously. "Rape! Rape!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. "What nobody is raping anybody! SHUT UP!" He screamed. "Rape!" I continued to scream as loud as I could. Finally somebody broke up the fight we were having. Unfortunately that someone happened to be Eytucan, Tsu'tey, and Akil.

"That's enough!" Eytucan yelled. "Both of you go to my Alcove and don't say a damn word until I get there!" He yelled furiously. Apparently the entire village was watching our escapades. It was actually kind of embarrassing.

-Scene break-

5 minutes later in Eytucan's and Moat's alcove….

"You both have caused enough trouble for one day! Actually it's not one day it's every day!" Eytucan yelled at us. I looked to Moat pleadingly, but Eytucan noticed and he was furious. "Don't look at her, she Is NOT going to save you this time!" He barked furiously. Suddenly the ground became very interesting. "Eytucan give them a break-" Moat began. "No, they always get breaks but not this time, they're both in it deep this time." Eytucan cut in "The entire village was watching the both of you make complete fools of yourself." He continued.

I noticed Tsu'tey's amused grin, and Sonii had snuck in and he was laughing silently. "How did this even start anyway?" Eytucan asked tiredly. "Well it started because THIS PIECE OF SHIT!" Ra'shiek motioned towards me with his head. "Ruined my drums." He finished "NO! it's because this Skxawng ruined my favorite sword." I argued "No I didn't!" he said back "You did!" I said "Silence!" Eytucan barked. So what else. "Then he said he was going to put his manhood on my drums, and I told him you better not…" "Or you said you would stab me in the neck with a knife." I interrupted. "Anyway so I followed him up here and when I turned the corner and entered the alcove, this sick living being had his manhood all over my drums making a face like it was pleasuring to him or he was getting off or something." Ra'Shiek tried to sound innocent. Tsu'tey busted out in laughter. Eytucan and Moat gave him a look that silenced him immediately. "Putting your penis on drums Akitri? Really?" Moat said in disappointment, my mother looked at me with disgust and shook her head. "Then he it's the one one rule of Kelutral and you broke it." I retorted. "Oh so you two are making rules now it is?" Eytucan said his ire lowering slowly.

"Yeah and then today I saw my own son use a bowl as a weapon." Ra'Shiek's mother Aunt ZaeZae mother said. He looked sheepish. "And then this one screams out at the top of his lungs the word rape." Eytucan said to Moat disgusted. "Oh so rape is funny to you? Moat asked me. I didn't answer. "Well do you!?" She asked now angered, I tried to pull the innocent role and said "Sanok why are you talking to me this way? I'm like your son." I said trying to sound shocked, "That's not going to work this time." She said impatiently, clearly innocence at this point would not get me out of this so I tried a different route.

"Now in my defense he had the craziest look in his eyes and he was on top of me and he said 'let's get it on." I said in my defense. "That was about the fighting I am so not a raper." Ra'Shiek said. "Sir sir, I believe the proper term is rapist." I said, correcting him just to be an ass. "Enough, both of you are going to clean up the after everyone in the clan after dinner tonight, and you're going to help cook to." Eytucan said "What! That's so not fair, we were going to go swimming before dinner." We said in unison. We were both grown and in actuality we both sounded like children.

"It's either that or you can be dangled from the Ikran rookery by your feet until tomorrow morning." Eytucan said annoyed. "Fine we'll cook the damn food." I said. "And do it right!" Moat said. That's when I said "This Kelutral's a fucking prison!" and Ra'shiek followed up with "For clan bullshit!" then I finished with "In the territory of this sucks palulukan dicks!"

"By the way, I touched your drums and I messed up your sword." Sonii whispered and ran off to catch up with Eytucan before we could do anything. "Are we stupid Ra'Shiek?" I asked. "I don't think so." He replied. "No seriously, I know all about military tactics I can telol you where your ballista should go and you can tell someone where to put a catapult, but your telling me neither one of us can tell when Sonii is giving us the business?" I asked. We both hung our heads in defeat. "I'm sorry brother." I said first, " am to." He replied.

To be continued…

A/N

Had to have Ra'shiek and Akitri fight I used step brothers because it was the only way I could be sure it would be funny. Anyway I posted so many chapters because I have been absorbed in school and this book that I have been writing so sorry about the wait. I'll try to post more later or tomorrow. Thank you and if you have questions about my OCs and their background review or pm me. If you want to flame this story think twice because Sir Harrald will have to end up giving you a private tour of the pit of misery…Dilly Dilly.

Your's truly The Red Navi, or now called the final dragon born warrior. Good yule tidings to you all and most importantly Dilly Dilly.

Yule tidings is the same as Merry Christmas and there will be dilly dilly references later on I assure you, again Dilly Dilly.