Hey guys! It's been a little while since I've updated and I have a good excuse *gets hit in the face with a glass bottle* Okay I deserved that. Anyway, my step-mom wouldn't let me on the computer, I don't have a laptop, I was working on ch.3 of I interview TAWoG, and I had no inspiration.

Gray: But he's back now!

Hell yeah people! I. AM. BACK.

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disclaimer: D doesn't own Adventure time but he does own what he makes up along the way.

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Chapter 10

Greg had prevented the people of the Candy Kingdom from exploding and apparantly he had gotten them pretty riled up too. "ARE YOU WITH ME?!" he shouted, "YEAH!" I walked outside to stand by the younger human and saw the scene, sometime while we were in the C.E.R the candy people had gotten spears (made of peanut brittle) and swords (made of rock candy). "What did you do?" I asked him "I gave them one of my famous pep-talks," he responded.

Marcy exited the room with a nearly-healed Jake on her shoulders. "Well would you look at that?" she mused. I didn't think Greg had really hypnotized them, he might just be extremely encouraging. Anyway, pretty soon the healing potion had Jake walking and stretching again and now we were going to confront the bug-demons at their lair. But we forgot about the missile.

the ground soon started shaking as we started crawling towards our destination. When the rumble stopped Marcy picked me up and flew up to meet Gray in the clouds. "So, do we have a battle plan mister general?" she mocked, saluting him with a sly smirk. "Yes, We'll light the marshmallow brothers on fire and send them out as scouts. Then we'll march in a long row, us first, then the rock candies behind us, then the gumball guardians. All the others will shoot candy bows and be defended by the Hyoomens," he said with authority.

"Wait a second, Hyoomens?" I asked. "Yeah, Susan left to get her whole civilization, well the men at least," I looked down and saw...good Glob. Over a thousand Hyoomens marching in front of twice as many candy-archers. "That's actually not a bad battle plan!" Marcy shouted over a sudden gust of wind. They stopped.

"Guys, what is it?" I asked, they looked at the far horizon. I then noticed the stench of death, chemicals, and...the Lich? I saw two beings pass in front of the mushroom cloud caused by the missile, silhouettes by raging fires. "Well, well, well." said a deep, growling voice. "Looks like the Candy Kingdom has risen up into a...pathetic excuse for an army. And what's this?" the voice continued, "Hyoomens are protecting the small, I should have known that they wouldn't have the gumballs to face us alone."

Gray held back some laughter at the innuendo and all I could think about was the unknown identity of this guy. "It's been a long time Sinsectio." said Billie, I now realized that this was the evil that they've been talking about. "Why Billie? Is that you? It has been a while, indeed," "Why are you attacking now? We agreed that you would attack when we had enough people to fight back and have a chance." "It looks to me like you have an army, which gives you about a one in a million chance of winning."

Good Glob this guy was cocky. Marcy and Gray flew down and I was put on the ground. "HEY SINSECTIO!" "Yes Finn?" I stopped dead in my tracks, how did he know my name? "It's simple really," he said, reading my thoughts "I've been alive longer than Ooo itself, I was an evil human being before the mushroom war." I decided that I didn't even have to speak anymore, so I used my thoughts. 'So who were you?' I asked him, 'My name was Ed Gein. I also went by "Leatherface,' he said. 'I was brought to this body when I merged with a beetle.'

Marceline had showed me the movie "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." That movie was based on this guy. Now I honestly was the most scared I'd been in my life. 'Well I'm going to avenge your victims.' He laughed. 'Heheheh, you think you're a big shot don't you, I can feel your fear.' He mentally smirked.

Marceline was looking at me, 'hold on' I told the killer, "You're shaking like crazy dude," she said, I shrugged it off. I decided to tell her later. "CHAAARGE!" Gray shouted, flying at the head of the army, I quickly caught up to him and took my position. I got closer and recognized the Lich standing next to Sinsectio. didn't I kill him? Nope.

The Lich punched the ground, sending green sparks flying through the air. Almost instantly an army of skeleton's rose from the blackened soil. "ATTACK!" Gray shouted. The candy citizens, hyoomens, and our little group. The entire army advanced on the undead killers. I looked up to see peanut brittle spears and arrows flying throught the air. about one third of the army of skeletons fell, only to get back up again.

"Su-SAN!" Susan shouted as she grabbed two skeletons and smashed their heads together. They fell to the ground, dead

again. I charged the largest skeleton to see that he was at least Instecios' height. I drop-kicked his shin, shattering it to pieces and causing him to fall. A hand grabbed my pack and tried to pull me back, I turned around and punched another enemy in the face. The skeleton laughed maniacally so I just pulled the bridge of his nose out, killing him. 'Back to the big guy' I told myself. I turned to see the enemy and jumped up to his head.

"KARATE CHOP!" I shouted as I brought my hand down on his temple, breaking it instantly. "YO FINN!" I looked to see that Jake was fighting his way towards me, his fist stretched to the size of a horse. "HOLD ON!" I replied, jumping off the skull then proceeding to jump across the heads of the other enemies as if they were stepping-stones. I reached him, only to have him grow huge. He picked me up and shaped himself into a giant horse with arms for punching things. Gotta love those magic dogs.

"Just like old times eh buddy?" He said, I nodded. I couldn't really say anything considering the enemy trying to strangle me. I twisted the hand until it broke then went back to see how everyone else was doing.

-four hours later-

The battlefield was littered with blood and bones (no pun intended). We only suffered a few casualties. We lost ice-cream guy and Mr. Creampuff at hour three, the good thing is that they were expendable. "That was crazy mang," Jake panted "They didn't even retreat, they just kept on fighting." We fist-bumped and went to the bonfire the candy people built to keep the cold away.

Gray was the first one to speak up. "Everyone, we fought a good battle and I have to tell you. This will not be the last." Everyone solemnly shook their heads, a few small words were mumbled. "But we did win, not only with our pride. But we also won with only TWO losses!" Everyone cheered loudly remembering that they were the victors. "We literally ROUTED the army of the undead!" "YEAH!" "WE ARE GOING TO GET RID OF THIS SMOG AND THE BUG-DEMONS!" "YEAH!" "AND I AM GOING TO TAKE A NAP!" "YEAH! Wait, what?"

Gray had everyone laughing at the dinner that night. Everyone had a small amount of cake and fruit-punch. "And then I said to the guy, 'That's not Selena Gomez! That's my cousin Jim!'" Gray shouted. Everyone was laughing their heads off at the barrage of jokes from the army. Everyone told a joke that night, even Susan.

I fell asleep that night under where the stars should have been. Billie had told me that Sinsectio's lair lay hidden deep in the ruins of some state that was destroyed in the mushroom war. What was the name of it? Oh yeah, the is now the darkness kingdom and the state's name was Iowa.

Well there you have it. Chapter ten! Please review, you guys could give me ideas, feedback, OC's, even virtual cookies! *dodges a television set, thrown through the air* Okay I may not deserve it for the not updating. It was just an example. GOD!

Gray: Heheh *throws shoe at D*

Stay da- OW! Lemme try again. Stay dark.