Utterly bored, so I decided to post. Oh yeah, and another thing--if you think Lyserg looks girlie, you are totally wrong. You really should see Miwa from 1/2 Prince. Okay, first, go on onemanga(.)com and go to 1/2 Prince. Then, go to chapter 5, page 11. The person at the center-front is Miwa. DOES THAT NOT LOOK LIKE A GIRL?! If you don't think so, go to page 14 in that chapter! See?! Sorry, that's just my input.
Hao: You actually posted that bit about us going to the therapy session?! But you promised you wouldn't!
Lucky: Ehe...
Ren: Surely by now you should know that she never listens to us. Even if we're right.
Lucky: EVEN IF YOU'RE RIGHT?! You boys are never right!
Yoh: Don't be mean, Lucky...
Lyserg: Just tell her to shut up. It's faster.
Horo: Yeah, but it's impolite.
Lyserg: (rolls eyes) Since when did you care?
Horo: ...Huh. Good point.
Lucky: Eh?!
Yoh: So, Lucky, what's the pairing today?
Lucky: Sure. Now you treat me like a real human being.
Ren: Of course we treat you like a real human being. We just treat you like a...peasant.
Lucky: ...
HaoxAnna
Hao: I WILL PAY YOU IF YOU DON'T WRITE THIS CHAPTER!
Lucky: (raises eyebrows and says sarcastically) It's okay, Count Hao. I'm just a peasant, and I enjoy what I do. Besides, you'd probably give me higher taxes next year anyway.
Hao: HIGHER TAXES?! LIKE I FRIGGEN CARE ABOUT TAXES WHEN MY LIFE IS-
Anna: What are you shouting about, Hao?
Everyone: !!
Hao: A-A-A-An-An-Anna...
Anna: What are you stuttering about, you pervert?
Horo: coughlaughcough
Hao: No...no...no-nothing...
Anna: You sound like you just saw a banshee. Is it Lucky?
Lucky: Wha-What?!
Hao: I...er...um...
Lyserg: Well, this certainly is an awkward moment.
Ren: Ditto. Anna, why don't you just go back to sleep? You look tired.
Anna: I would. I just heard Hao shouting. What's going on?
Lyserg: Well, you see, it's an interesting story. Hao here was about to say that-
(Hao slapps a hand over Lyserg's mouth and forces him to be quiet.) (A/N: Did you notice that Lyserg on my fanfiction is so truthful and mean? XD)
Hao: It's really nothing, Anna. Now, why don't you go back to bed?
Ren: Of course, Hao, unless you don't want to join her.
(silence)
Anna: (dangerously) What do you mean, Plushie?
Ren: Plushie...?
Lyserg: (managed to break out of Hao's grasp) Oh, we're just discussing the pairing HaoxAnna.
(...)
Hao: (miserably) I'm blaming you for our death, Lyserg.
Lyserg: Sure.
Anna: ...
Everyone: ...
Anna: ...
Everyone: ...
Anna: ...
Everyone: ...
Anna: Hao.
Hao: Y-Y-Ye-Ye-Ye...s?
Anna: ...How long were you planning to live?
Hao: (nervously) Er...well...you see...
Anna: HOW LONG WERE YOU PLANNING TO LIVE AFTER TELLING ME THIS?!
Lucky: O.O Meep!
Yoh: Anna, calm down...
Anna: YOH! IS THIS YOUR FAULT?!
Yoh: HUH? No! Of course not! I-
Anna: You don't want to marry me?
Yoh: No! It's not that! It's just that-
Anna: You don't like me?
Yoh: Anna, of course I-
Anna: Hate me...?
Yoh: No, I just-
Anna: I always thought you didn't mind doing all those extra things...after all, you never complained...
Yoh: Anna, you're getting this all wrong-
Anna: ...I never really thought that you didn't want to be around me...and...
Yoh: Anna, please just listen to-
Anna: ...You never told me...never told me how you really felt...
Yoh: Anna, just stop and-
Anna: ...So I thought you started liking all of those things to make me happy...
Yoh: Of course I want you to be happy, but I-
Anna: I always knew it...you don't want anything to do with me...
Yoh: No! You just need to-
Anna: ...And then I wanted you to join the Shaman Tournament...I wanted all that for you...
Yoh: Anna, just-
Anna: ...Being Shaman Queen would just be a perk...I wanted you to reach your dream...
Yoh: PLEASE JUST LISTEN TO ME!!!
(shocked silence)
Horo: Was...that the first time he raised his voice?
Lyserg: One of the first.
Yoh: This is all a big misunderstanding! This is all about Hao, not me-
Hao: WHAT?! Dump all the blame on me, now?!
Ren: (rolls eyes) Why do I feel like we've gone in a large circle?
Lyserg: (sarcastically) Popcorn, anyone?
Sorry, this isn't really good. I'm not in a really good mood right now. I just got an e-mail back from an author that I really admired, and let's just say she wasn't the nicest to me. I promise the next one'll be better, okay? Review, please. And no flames, okay? I really can't take anything else mean right now. I'm going to eat a gigantic Hershey's bar to try and get me out of his depression now.
