Puck lazily played the guitar, letting the chords to Beth slowly fill his fingertips, noticing how lonely it was without Beth to make fun of him.
He really, really needed a chick, or maybe just someone to talk to.
Puck sighs, Beth still strumming out from his fingertips. He decides to actually stop playing Beth, and to look at her baby pictures.
Beth's first one was of her sleeping, in Quinn's arms. Damnit, Quinn was so beautiful.
So was Beth, his precious little baby.
Puck wonders: Where the hell have the years gone? Beth's fifteen.
Shit.
That makes him thirty-fucking-one.
"What song do we wanna do, Beth?"
Laine sneered at the blonde, who was sitting on the bed, thinking about the perfect song. Gale laughs, "If only we had MTV to give us an idea."
Which, actually, gives JoAnne an idea.
"Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana. There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV. Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool, cause she's still preoccupied, with 19, 19, 1985."
Beth realizes that everyone, including both Laine and herself, are humming along.
Laine claps, "Guys, I think we just found our song."
"SANTANA!"
"What the fuck, Puckerman?"
"We are fucking thirty one."
"HOLY SHIT! Are you THAT OLD?"
"Santana, you are that old too! Actually, OLDER!"
"Fuck off Puckerman."
"Someone hasn't gotten laid in a long time, have they?"
"No, and it's pissing me off. Brittany left me for some Sweedish bitch."
"Male or female?"
"Male."
"Want me to come over?"
"Hurry up and bring a fucking condom."
"I don't have any."
"Ha..ha..haha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"It's not funny!"
"You haven't gotten laaaiiid, you haven't gotten laaaaiiiid IN A LONG TIME!"
"Neither have you!"
"You haven't been laid in fifteen years! I haven't been laid in three months."
"I'm getting some fucking condoms. Be over there soon."
Click.
"A double pirrouette! How hard can it be?" Laine is practically making everyone in tears, Beth included. Laine, the head dancer and floor worker for the Cheerios, so she was the choreographer. Beth and Gale were the lead singers, and Laine, JoAnne and Mimi were backup. JoAnne and Mimi were designing costumes though, so everyone had a job.
"Laine, cut it out. It doesn't have to be like Cheerios. It needs to be fun." Beth snapped, putting her hair up in a messy bun.
Gale whistled, signaling she was thinking a catfight was about to happen.
JoAnne and Mimi cracked up, while Beth and Laine had death glares towards one another.
"Jo and Mimi, get to work on the costumes. I'll work out the kinks in the dance with Beth." Laine grabbed Beth's wrists, before pulling her to the porch.
It didn't matter if they were happy as can be, apple picking today.
They were MEBFF.
Mortal Enemy Bitches for Life.
"Damn Santana, oh RIGHT THERE! YEAH BITCH!"
"Shut the fuck up Puckerman!"
"I'm a vocal sexer, you should remember this. I did you every other day!"
"No, I did YOU!"
"No fucking way."
"Who topped?"
"You did."
"Fuck yeah. Now, do that thing you did when we first starting sexing."
"Which one?"
"The boob thing."
"Oh YEAH! Puckzilla loves the boob thing! In return, do the stretch on my balls."
"Oh, being laid feels so good!"
"YEAH BITCH!"
Grae and Alex kissed, softly, in the privacy of their bedroom. Alex's hands rested lightly on his boyfriend's back, and Grae's arms were drapped over the muscular football player's shoulders.
Mr. Schue came in the door, before looking at the two teens, and leaving.
Grae came up, seeing a familiar vest leaving the room.
"Oh shit." He fixed his crooked shirt, thanking God that it wasn't off. Alex's eyebrows knitted together, "What babe?"
"Schue."
And that's when Alex bursted into laughter.
"Wait till he sees the preformance."
They both laughed till tears formed in their eyes. Grae jumped back onto the bed, and they snuggled, before talking about everything, and anything.
"OH DAMN!"
"Getting hard, Santana?"
"BOOB THING IS FUCKING AMAZING!"
"Yeah, now what's that position called?"
"Straddle stretch thing?"
"And then you do that one thing, where it's over my balls, and then you grind it?"
"Yeah, I remember."
"My sweet spot too?"
"A little to the left."
"We fucked each other a little too much."
"Yeah, we did. Where's my sweet spot?"
"Right...here."
"OW! YEAH BITCH!"
"I wonder what my dad's doing." Beth nursed her black eyes, which she got from Laine. But, Laine also has a black eye, so it's all good.
Rissa rolled her eyes, applying more ice to the purple eye. "Wondering if you are safe."
She smiles, putting a little more pressure on the eye. Beth giggles at the thought.
Beth wonders what her Dad was like in highschool.
Probably a good jock, who made a bad mistake. Not a bad kid, who was in juvie or anything like that. That seems to fit the description of her father perfectly.
"San, I miss getting fucked."
"Yeah, me too, you bad boy."
"Juvie was fucking exciting! I got free food, and I got to get shanked."
"Is that something to be proud of?"
"Hell to the yeah!"
"Mercedes?"
"Fuck yeah. Thanks for the stretch thing."
"Want me to do the loop-de-loop?"
"The one where you hold my thing, and it goes round and round in yours?"
"Babe, I know you too well."
"Let's do it!"
Is it terrible I love Santana/Puck talking sex scenes? God, those were SO MUCH fun to write! Sorry if it's a little...um...descriptive. I still need a song for Rissa's group. Let's say there are 2 sopranos, 1 mezzo soprano and 2 altos. Any ideas? Only thing I am saying is nothing from Spring Awakening. Next chapter will be the 'gasps' BONDING CHAPTER! Then, probably the preformances after that.
Anyone have any guesses on Grae/Alex's groups song? No. If you know musicals, you may know this one. Or if you are a Matt Doyle fangirl/guy you will.
-Madi
P.S. Do you like the Pucktana sex scene? Also, more reviews= faster, LONGER updates!