A/N: OMG I'M BACK (puts on extremely creepy, neighborhood pedophile smile)
I was actually motivated by reading dramatic shoujo manga, so I will try my hardest to make it more dramatic =D
…Except I don't like drama too much. That's why I still can't watch K-dramas without saying "What? What age do they live in? Don't they have a phone? And there's a computer right there, you could e-mail, or IM…" then my sisters kick me out for being immature (LOL they're younger)
Oh, and also. Did I say that all the guys left Shibusen? Sorry DX I meant all the guys in their little person circle =3 So that includes Max-kun.
SORE DEWA~
DISCLAIMER: I DOES NOT OWNS SOUL EATORRRRR
-TheNextAliceOwO-
Maka slung her large bag; filled with hair stuff, pjs, and other things necessary for a sleepover; over her shoulder. She put her hand carefully on the doorknob and paused. She looked behind her at the dark, apartment and sighed. She twisted her hand and stepped outside.
"Hnn?" Blair, who was in her cat form, blinked tiredly and looked around. She, being the light sleeper she was, was waken by the sound of the door locking. She stretched and resisted the urge tto dig her claws into the couch. "Maka?" Blair called out. Of course, there was no answer. Blair was a bit worried about Maka, considering she wasn't exactly looking forward to this sleepover. But now that's she's gone, there was nothing Blair could do.
She slowly crawled over to the side of the couch and leaped onto the windowsill with all gracefulness. She looked out and enjoyed the beautiful sunset. Her cat-witch eyes traced over the streets of Death City when she noticed something. Her eyes followed a human until he walked out of sight.
"And I thought I was the only one…" Blair said in wonder.
As Maka approached the grand (symmetrical) mansion. She had the urge to turn back, go home, call Tsubaki and say "Oh (cough). It seems I caught a (cough hysterically) Sorry, but I caguht a— (sneeze)" and, if Tsubaki was as sensible as Maka thought she was, then she'd let her stay home.
But then she would make Tsubaki feel bad, and she didn't want that to happen. So, being the good friend she is, she walked over the the large doors and rang the doorbell.
"Maka-chan! You're here!" Tsubaki said happily.
Maka couldn't help but smile when she was greeted by a full-hearted hug from Patty and Liz's head pat. But the smile was almost completely wiped off her face when she saw Maaya standing behind them.
Yet, Maaya looked a bit different. Maka couldn't quite put her finger on it, but Maaya's expression looked very farmiliar…
"You know," Patty said to Maka. "Maaya was the first one ta get here!"
Maka's eyes widened with surprise. "Really?"
Maaya turned her head and her stuck-up personality returned. "I just had nothing else to do. You better not bore me," Maaya went inside the mansion.
"…So why did we invite her again?"
"Don't worry, Maka-chan," Tsubaki said softly. "It'll all be worth it. Just try to get along with her, alright?"
"But I-"
"Maka…" Tsubaki gave her a stern look as if she were her mother.
Maka sighed, "Alright."
-TheNextAliceOwO-
"So," Tsubaki said, "we were this close to getting that kishin down, after all that work and then-"
"Lemme guess," Liz interrupted. "Black Star blew your cover again?"
"You bet," Tsubaki sighed. "And what's the worst part is-"
"YAHOO! WE KICKED GRAY'S A-"
All of the girls sharply turned their head toward the source of the noise to see Black Star and Soul, frozen in their cheerful positions. Soul's leg was raised as if he were marching and the only thing moving on his body was a bead of sweat that was dripping from his face. Black Star had a frozen smile on his face, his hand still on the door knob while the other held a pack of beer cans.
"What's the problem Black Star?" Kid opened the other door to make the house slightly more symmetrical when he saw girls lying down on the living room floor, in their pjs, with a box of pizza and a large bottle of soda sitting on the coffee table. There was a messy pile of Seventeen magazines and a Truth or Dare book sitting right on top of the pile. Now, these are sixteen-year-old girls here. They're having a slumber party, and there are no boys supposed to be around. So their pajamas?
That's right, bras and shorts.
"Huh? What's the-" Max's red hair finally came into view and he froze along with the other boys.
"Guys," Liz got up and crossed her arms. The other girls (even Maaya) followed suit.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" Maka said testily.
"Dude, they found us!" Black Star said through his teeth.
"Thank you, Captain Obvious," Soul growled somewhat quietly. "What do we do now?"
"Maybe," Max began, "if we just stand here, they won't notice and we could get away."
Soul was silent, then stared at Maka for a minute. "Dude, I live with her, and I barely see this. Maybe if we just stay still, they still won't notice and we could stay a while."
"Good idea."
"I know, I'm awesome."
"Dumbasses!" Maaya snatched the beer cans from Black Star's hand and tossed it back toward the other girls. Patty put her arms out and caught them like a football.
Patty giggled, "Hee hee! Shit's gonna go down!"
Maka walked up to them slowly. The boys unfroze and slowly backed up. Maka proceeded to pull out an encyclopedia from nowhere and began to raise it menacingly.
"Beer?" Maka said through bared teeth "Beer?"
"Run!" Soul quickly dashed away.
"Wait up!"
"MAKA CHOP!"
"…"
"So," Liz said, prodding the bodies with her foot. "What do we do with these losers?"
"WALK THE PLANK!" Patty giggled as she kicked Kid off the front staircase with her feet.
"We have no plank, Patty, that would be unreasonable," Liz rolled her eyes.
"What about the fourth story bedroom window?" Maka asked. "It looks sorta like a plank."
"Nah…" Maaya narrowed her eyes at the "corpses." "That's too much trouble, let's kick 'em out."
"Simple," Liz smirked and stepped forward. "I like it!"
Tsubaki smiled kindly. "You guys go ahead. I would feel bad if I kicked Black Star."
"Alrighty then," Liz's smirk widened. "Here goes nothin'!"
-One Ass-kicking Later-
"That'll teach you to be dumbasses!" Liz yelled after Black Star, who was now flying in the air from Patty's "Supreme Charizard Yu-Gi-Oh HA!" kick.
As Maka started to turn to walk back it, she saw Maaya sniff.
"Pika…" Maaya said softly. Then she sneezed.
"…Pft."
"Wh-what?" Maaya turned a small shade of red.
"Hahahaha!" Maka laughed. "I've always wanted to do that! But I keep forgetting…"
"Really? I always remember, but it stops the sneeze!" Maaya said excitedly. "I thought I was the only one who did that!"
The two girls laughed and Tsubaki smiled.
Things were looking up after all.
-TheNextAliceOwO-
"You think you have it bad?" Liz rolled her eyes. "Two days ago or somethin' like that, Kid had a mental breakdown because My hair wasn't parted correctly. It took three hours to fix it 'properly,' and we missed a huge mission."
"Ohhh," Maka winced, "that sucks."
"It does," Patty agreed. "An' we had ta sacrifice two souls for dat!"
"Oh, yeah?" Maaya sighed. "We were on a mission a week ago, right? And, like, we were chasing a pre-kishin. So when I was battling it, we were on a roof-"
"Why do pre-kishins like high places so much?" Patty wondered out loud.
"I know right? But anyway, It came real close and I fell off the roof. It was super high up, so Max caught me, right? But then when we landed, he was like 'Plain white undies? How boring.'"
"Ugh, I hate it when Soul did that," Maka rolled her eyes. "And he keeps calling me 'flat chest,' and 'tiny-tits.' It's so annoying!"
"I know! It's like-" Maaya was interrupted by a cell phone ringing,
"Oh, that's mine," Liz reached into her bra (Tsubaki: "…Well this is awkward…") and pulled out her cell phone. She smirked mischieviously, "It's that time of night!"
"What time?" Maaya looked at them, confused.
"Whenever we have a sleepover, the guys always try to get us at around 9:34 PM. So we decided to fight back with water balloons, nerf guns, and water guns," Maka said, looking extremely pleased about this.
"…Isn't it about fifty-four degrees today?"
"…And?"
Maaya gave that a bit of thought, then she pushed herself off the ground. "Sounds like fun."
-TheNextAliceOwO-
"Are you ready?" Liz whispered as they approached the balcony from Liz and Patty's bedroom.
All four girls nodded. Patty had two dark green lines under each of her eyes, and a Super Soaker raised up, as if in war. Maka had a camouflage beani on her head and her hair was down. She held the handle of a bucket full of water balloons in her left hand, and a bright, neon green water ballon in her right. Tsubaki had a small tub of little squirting water toys, filled completely with ice-cold water. Maaya was looking rather excited about her first ambush. She had a large nerf gun and a belt of nerf darts tied around her waist. Liz just had a bucket of water for the grand finale.
"Ready… Set… GO!" Liz kicked the door, screaming. The girls squealed as they were hit with nerf guns. When Maaya looked ahead, she saw that the boys were in a tree house about ten feet away from the balcony. Almost as soon as they had opened the door, they were pelted with nerf bullets and random pieces of styrafoam.
Maka started throwing her water balloons with a look of complete glee on her facee and Maaya shot her nerf gun.
Maybe these guys weren't so bad after all.
-TheNextAliceOwO-
"Shit," Max ducked under the big window and shivered. Of all nights, they picked the coldest night of the spring to use water baloons?
"RETREAT!" Max heard Liz's playful scream and became curious. Maybe it wouldn't hurt if he took a peek at their "pajamas…"
SPLASH! Max instantly was drenched with a water balloon and his red hair drooped even more than before.
"Here," Soul tossed him a towel and he began drying himself. When he finished, Max sat cross legged on the rough floor of the treehouse. He wrapped the towel around his neck and sneezed.
"You didn't say 'pika,'" Soul said nonchalantly as he dried his damp white hair.
"What, no 'bless you'?" Max smirked a smirk almost similar to Soul's. "That's uncool."
"Ha, sorry. Maka never says 'bless you' anymore, so I got used to it," Soul said. "Damn it, stupid tiny-tits."
"Don't worry dude, I know how you feel," Max said. "Plain-panties keeps nagging me about things. It gets annoying, god damn!"
"Maka used to be like that, too," Soul sighed and lay on his back. "But now… You know…" Even in the darkness Max could see that Soul had turned a bright red.
"Damn, I'm jealous," Max said. "Maaya's not even interested."
"Don't worry about it!" Black Star said loudly. "I have attracted one million—no, an INFINITE amount of women! I shall help you in your troubles, you love-sick loser!"
"…"
"He reads shoujo manga," Soul explained.
"That explains so much," Max rolled his eyes.
"Hold on one second," Kid said calmly. "After a bit of observation, I have realized—you two are very alike in personalities… Yet Max managed to charm Maka more than Soul has… How?"
"I'm a good actor, I even got a part as 'Prince Charming' in our first grade production of Cinderella," Max said.
"And what part did Soul receive?" Kid asked curiously.
"…" Soul mumbled something inaudible and Kid raised his eyebrows.
Kid scooted closer to Soul. "What was that?"
"…r…"
"What?"
"I WAS 'ROCK,' OKAY?" Soul said frustratedly before turning around. He banged his head against the wall in anger only to scream out in pain. "THERE'S A FUCKING SPLINTER IN MY FOREHEAD! WHAT THE FUCK?"
All three boys were silent for a while before they excluded the swearing Soul from a random conversation about how Pokémon's concept of evolution technically lied to them.
-TheNextAlice-
"Look, Maka?" Maaya said. She put her orange soda down on the railing of the balcony.
"Hm?" Maka took a sip from her hot chocolate and opened one eye to look at Maaya.
"I…" Maaya looked through the clear doors, where she saw Patty, Liz, and Tsubaki refilling their drinks. "I'm sorry for being so rude to you."
"Don't worry," Maka put down her drink smiled at her. "We're friends now, right?"
"Yeah, but," Maaya tore her eyes away from the girls, who were now panicking because Patty dropped five mentos into a liter of Coke. "But I even tried to steal Soul away from you! I didn't even really like him," Maaya sighed.
"REALLY?" Maka's eyes widened in surprise. "But you seemed so into him!"
"Oh, I'm not really," Maaya laughed and turned her entire body to face Maka. She put her cheek against her left hand and rested her left elbow on the balcony. "I'm just… You know, the jealousy strategy." Maaya laughed, "But it didn't work because Soul was obviously into you. I even asked him to play along, but he didn't really want to. I guess it was pretty selfish, but when Max started showing interest in you, I kind of let my emotions get to me." Maaya turned to Maka apologetically and gave her a small smile. "Sorry."
Maka looked up into the night sky. She gazed right at her natural source of light, which was dripping blood from it's mouth. Maka frowned at it, since that was usually some type of omen, but nothing was really happening, so she shook it off.
Maka looked back at Maaya. "So… You like Max?"
Maaya looked down at her feet and smiled a bit. Her cheeks turned a soft pink and she nodded at the ground.
"…" Maka suddenly gave Maaya a hug.
"H-huh?" Maaya jumped a bit, startled.
"YOU ARE SO CUTE!" Maka squealed. "I've decided! I shall help you in your love life!"
"Wh-WHAT?" Maaya's eyes widened. "I didn't know you were in to this sort of stuff!"
Maka stared in thought. "I guess Liz and Tsubaki are getting to me," Maka shrugged.
-TheNextAliceOwO-
A/N: So there you have it, Maka and Maaya are friends now! And Max and Soul are like twins personality wise =D It's such a weird place to end the chapter, but I guess it'll do.
Can you believe it's been over a year since I first made this? =') Thanks to all those who supported me! X3 This fanfic should be ending it about three to four chapters, so please look forward to it!
WHUT THE BUTTON IS NOT GREEN? WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?
Oh wellz… click the… Wait, what color is that anyway? Orange? Blue?
GAHHH Just click it
DX
Soul: …She's having an off day T.T someone on youtube called her an idiot and wished for her death because she naively said there were only eight Vocaloids…
Me: IT WAS BACK WHEN I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW THE VOCALOIDS! IT MADE ME SAD DX But yeah =3