Crzy: Hello people, we're finally back. Er, you know…I am finally back. I have no idea where everyone is… Today we only have a couple of the vampire and all of the Sohma's… Where the wolves went? I might never know. But let's jump right into everything. I don't own twilight or Fruits Basket. I just enjoy torturing them. Now, Kyo, read the first note!
Kyo: Okay.
Crazy: Um…Aren't you supposed to, I don't know, argue back?
Kyo: I don't care today.
Twilightrewriter
2010-05-23 . chapter 7
Haha, a Yo mama joke? Yo mama's so fat that's she's got a sticker stuck on her ass that says wide load. I made that up on the spot...Oh and I dare Ayame to play seven minutes in heaven with everyone, can't wait to see what happens when shigure's in there...LOVE YOUR STORY IT CRACKS ME UP!1
Crzy: Since we have a short amount of time, there will be a select people going to the closet. You heard the girl, get in the closet, Ayame.
Ayame rushes to the closet, not saying anything.
Crzy: Okay, first…let's get Shigure in there.
Shigure squeals and runs to the closet, almost tripping on his kimono. Only seconds later, noise was heard, loud noise. Moans and thudding came from the closet.
Crzy: Um, what?
After the seven minutes were up Crzy1emo1chick was the one forced to open the door. What was inside shocked everyone. Ayame and Shigure sat face-to-face playing cards, making random noises and occasionally hitting the wall. They stopped when they realized they had company.
Shigure: Do I have to leave? I was winning!
Crzy1emo1chick closed the door and walked away muttering to herself.
Crzy: Okay, since it looks like Ayame is busy, we'll go on to the next one. Who is also by Twilightrewriter.
Twilightrewriter
2010-05-23 . chapter 9
I have two dares, one that Yuki and Kyo sing I can do anything better than you, make sure yuki has the girls part...mwhahahahah! As for the second dare, I dare you to play the song shots by lmfao and have everyone take a shot everytime they say shots until only one person is left standing. Keep on updating, you rock!
Crzy: YUKI! KYO! You're in luck; I found my iPod and speakers.
Yuki: Eh, I'm used to it all now. None of this really surprises me anymore.
Kyo: I know what you mean.
Everyone was flabbergasted, they actually agreed on something.
Yuki: Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.
Kyo: No, you can't.
Yuki: Yes, I can.
Kyo: No, you can't.
Yuki: Yes, I can.
Kyo: No, you can't.
Yuki: Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Crzy and the others were shocked that they actually put feeling and motion into it.
Kyo: Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.
Yuki: No, you're not.
Kyo: Yes, I am.
Yuki: No, you're not.
Kyo: Yes, I am.
Yuki: No, you're NOT!
Kyo: Yes, I am.
Yes, I am!
I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
Yuki: I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
Kyo: I can live on bread and cheese.
Yuki: And only on that?
Kyo: Yes.
Yuki: So can a rat! –Thinks- Imagine that…
Kyo: Any note you can reach
I can go higher.
Yuki: I can sing anything
Higher than you.
Kyo: No, you can't. (High)
Yuki: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Kyo: No, you can't. (Higher)
Yuki: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Kyo: No, you can't. (Higher)
Yuki: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Kyo: No, you can't. (Higher)
Yuki: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Kyo: No, you can't. (Higher)
Yuki: Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you.
Kyo: Fifty cents?
Yuki: Forty cents!
Kyo: Thirty cents?
Yuki: Twenty cents!
Kyo: No, you can't!
Yuki: Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Kyo: Anything you can say
I can say softer.
Yuki: I can say anything
Softer than you.
Kyo: No, you can't. (Softly)
Yuki: Yes, I can. (Softer)
Kyo: No, you can't. (Softer)
Yuki: Yes, I can. (Softer)
Kyo: No, you can't. (Softer)
Yuki: Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
Kyo: I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
Yuki: I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
Kyo: I can open any safe.
Yuki: Without getting' caught?
Kyo: Sure.
Yuki: That's what I thought-
you crook!
Kyo: Any note you can hold
I can hold longer.
Yuki: I can hold any note
Longer than you.
Kyo: No, you can't.
Yuki: Yes, I can.
Kyo: No, you can't.
Yuki: Yes, I can.
Kyo: No, you can't.
Yuki: Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
Kyo: No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T-
Yuki: -continue- CA-A-A-A-N! –staggers-
Kyo: Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
Yuki: Anything you can wear
I can wear better.
In what you wear
I'd look better than you.
Kyo: In my coat?
Yuki: In your vest!
Kyo: In my shoes?
Yuki: In your hat!
Kyo: No, you can't!
Yuki: Yes, I can
Yes, I CAN!
Kyo: Anything you say
I can say faster.
Yuki: I can say anything
Faster than you.
Kyo: No, you can't. (Fast)
Yuki: Yes, I can. (Faster)
Kyo: No, you can't. (Faster)
Yuki: Yes, I can. (Faster)
Kyo: Noyoucan't. (Faster)
Yuki: YesIcan! (Fastest)
Kyo: I can jump a hurdle.
Yuki: I can wear a girdle.
Kyo: I can knit a sweater.
Yuki: I can fill it better!
This caused everyone to laugh as Yuki winked.
Kyo: I can do most anything!
Yuki: Can you bake a pie?
Kyo: No.
Yuki: -waves it off- Neither can I.
Kyo: Any note you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
Yuki: I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
Kyo: No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Yuki: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
Kyo: No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yuki: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
Kyo: No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yuki: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
Kyo: No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter) –pushes Yuki-
Yuki: Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary) –kicks the back of Kyo's kneecap-
-At same time as Kyo- Yes, I can!
Kyo: -At same time as Yuki- No, you can't.
Both Yuki and Kyo fell back into their seats, gasping. Everybody, including the audience and cast members clapped.
Crzy: Now that that is over, who would like to participate in our shots contest…It doesn't matter, I'll choose. Yuki, Kyo, Tohru, and most of the Sohma's…Uh, whoever is younger than your God over here, you cannot participate, as you are under twenty one. And neither can the Cullen's, as you are vampires and the alcohol will not affect you. So that leaves us with Shigure, Ayame, Hatori, Kureno, Kazuma…Along with me, Lizzy, and Poodle…where they have gone, I do not know!
Hatori: I shall not be in it.
Crzy: What? Why?
Kazuma: Me neither. I just don't want to.
Hatori: I should be sober, as many of you need to be checked afterward for alcohol poising…
Crzy: -whispers- Party pooper. –clears throat- Okay, there are two ways to become disqualified. One, you have to be able to hold down each shot, if you get sick, spit up, or vomit, you are out. Two, you must take a shot each time the word is said, if you miss one, lose count, or chicken out, you lose. Get it?
Everyone involved in the game nodded.
Kyo: Wait, why can you be in it? How old are you?
Crzy: …Why do you care? Huh? Besides, I'm old enough to be married and have a seven-year-old son!
Dracula: Well, Erik grows fast, so in reality he's only two.
Crzy: Shut up! Where did you come from?
Dracula: I had to pick up Poodle and Lizzy.
Behind Dracula, Poodle and Lizzy stood, waving.
Lizzy: What are you doing?
Crzy: Taking shots in time with the song.
Poodle: I WANNA PLAY!
Lizzy: I guess, same here.
Uo: Don't' forget Hana and I!
Crzy: But…y'all are under twenty-one!
Hana: You have no proof.
Crzy: …ah that's true. And now we have a lot of people…so that means a lot of alcohol!
I'm fucked up!
If you not drunk ladies & gentlemen
Get ready to get fucked up
Let's do it, Ha Ha
LMFAO
You know what
Lil Jon
yeah
all of the alcoholics
Where you at
Let's go
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Let's go!
When I walk in the club
All eyes on me
I'm with the party rock crew
All drinks are free
We like Cîroc
We love patron
We came to party rock
Everybody it's on
Let's go
Shots
-Lizyy- spits her drink out.
Lizzy: I wasn't expecting Patron!
Crzy: This isn't Patron.
Lizzy: Oh…Awe, I'm out.
shots shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots shots
everybody
Shigure: I lost count…
Shots shots shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots shots
everybody
They were on their sixteenth and already Shigure, Lizzy, Kureno, and Ayame were disqualified. Only Ayame, Crzy, Poodle, Uo, and Hanna were still in. Soon Ayame and Poodle gave up on the same shot.
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
The ladies love us
when we pour shots
they need an excuse
to suck our cocks
we came to get crunk
how bout you?
bottoms up
let's go round two
Shots shots shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots shots
everybody
Shots shots shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots shots
everybody
By now Uo was getting dizzy. They were past fourty-six and only three remained.
If you ain't getting drunk get the fuck out the club
If you ain't takin' shots get the fuck out the club
If you ain't come to party get the fuck out the club
Now where my alcoholics let me see ya hands up
what you drinkin' on?
Jaegerbombs
lemondrops
Buttery Nipples
Jello Shots
Kamikaze
Three Wise Men
fuck all that shit
Get me some Gin
Shots
Uo put down her last shot glass and stood up from the table, running to the restroom. Hana wouldn't admit it but she really wanted to give up.
Patron on the rocks and I'm ready for some shots
The women come around everytime I'm pourin Shots
Their panties hit the ground everytime I give 'em shots
So cups in the air, everybody lets take shots.
If you feelin' drunk put ya hands in the air
& If you tryin to fuck put ya hands in the air
Now say I'm fucked up ( I'm fucked up)
I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up)
I'm tryna fuck (I'm tryna fuck)
I'm tryna fuck (I'm tryna fuck)
Shots
Patron on the rocks and I'm ready for some shots
The women come around everytime I'm pourin' shots
Their panties hit the ground everytime I give 'em shots
So cups in the air, everybody lets take shots.
I'm fucked up!
La dad a da
La dad a dad a da, La dad a dad a da, La dad a dad a da, La dad a dad a da, La dad a dad a da, La dad a dad a da, La dad a dad a da, La dad a dad a da.
When everything was over both Hana and Crzy stood up, Saki staggering. Surprisingly, Crzy didn't trip or anything, she just smiled and waved.
Lizzy: Okay, so we have…-cough, sputter- a tie.
Crzy: You didn't take a good shot!
Kyo: I think she cheated!
Everyone ignored him.
Lizzy: The smell is all around the building now, the cops are gonna come for sure.
Crzy: Don't matter. Next letter. Hana, since you won, you can say it.
Hana:
lizzykoalagal
2010-05-26 . chapter 9
so i want the disco ball there the game console here the pirana tank there oh and wheres the food?
Cry: Right party…after show. Promise you…Cuz we made it to number ten! Who wants to read the next?
Yuki:
XXshadowXXnightXX
2010-06-16 . chapter 9
OMG HIIII! ok so a few days ago i got the most random idea while listening to the song my milkshake! OK sooooooo the idea was to put Rosalie in a tub of worms or roaches or .. u get the idea some kind of big thingy. and have Jasper and yuki my two favorite people dance around her in speedos to the song milkshake by Kelis
Crzy: You heard it! Rosalie, into the tub that randomly appeared! Inside, you will find that it has annelids nematodes, flatworms, marine polychaete worms marine nemertean worm caterpillars, grubs, and maggots.
Rosalie: …What?
Crzy: earthworms, roundworms, flatworms, bristle worms, bootlace worms, caterpillars, grubs, and maggots.
Rosalie: There is no way I'm getting in there.
Crzy: Get in there, now!
Rosalie removes every article of clothing, up to her panties and bra, and stepped into the rectangular box.
Rosalie: -whispers- How long do I stay in here?
Crzy: …Til the show is over. For now, Yuki and Jasper must sing and dance to Milkshake!
Jasper: It did not say sing!
Crzy: I said sing, damn it!
Soon they started recreating the music video by memory.
Yuki: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
Jasper: I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time
Both: La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting
They continued dancing, pretty much bringing sexy back…Actually they never lost it.
Yuki: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
Jasper: I can see you're on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if you're smart,
Both: La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,
Both started a hip swinging that no one could name.
Yuki: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
Jasper: Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent.
Yuki did some move that made him look like a stripper but no one could complain.
Both: Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,
Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting.
Yuki: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge.
When all was finally over, it seemed that a permanent blush was on their face.
Crzy: Um, I have nothing to say to that. P? L? Y'all wanna say something?
Lizzy: Uh…no, Poodle, ya wanna read the next one?
Poodle: 'Kay!
grimmlet
2010-06-29 . chapter 9
OMG that is too funny though why isnt the Aro Jane and Alex and the rest of that gange there? not to mention the friends of Tohru! Any whoo keep going! ^.^
Crzy: Well, there are reasons that the Volturi are not here. One would be because after the first day, I could get ahold of them.
Poodle: Two, it's dangerous having them here with the others. Aro still wants Renesmee, Edward, Alice, Jasper, and Bella.
Lizzy: And three…I just don't like Aro, he's…weird.
Kyo: Who are you to talk?
Crzy: Shut up! You do not speak to us like that! Because of that, you will read the next one.
Kyo:
ecjarecke11
2010-08-04 . chapter 9
wOW, this is hilarious! Tell Haru that I love him. And Akito, I hate you. QUit acting like you own all the members of the zodiac.
I dare Emmett to wear one of Ayame's dresses and dance to Pokerface by Lady Gaga.
Emmett: Oh! I love that song!
Rosalie: -mutter- I thought you loved Barbie Girl.
Emmett: That too!
He ran out of the room only to rush back in moments later with a pink frilly dress on. Before anyone could comment, the music started as did Emmett's dancing.
Emmett: Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me
(I love it)
Emmett threw his hands in the air, his movements showing everyone he enjoyed the spotlight.
Love game intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
He made a spin, causing wind to blow the bottom of the dress up.
Lizzy: Emmett! You're supposed to keep your underwear on!
Poodle: Hmm, why do I have this strange urge to play Poker now?
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me
(I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
By now, Emmett had started to shake his butt, which caused the audience to clap, and Rosalie to glare at everyone. Of course she couldn't do anything, she was still in the tank full of worms.
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
When he finished everyone began clapping. Crzy1emo1chick wiped her face of tears.
Crzy: I'm so proud of you, Emmett!
Lizzy: So that's all of the reviews…Party?
Crzy: Yes, party.
Lizzy: PaRtY!
Poodle: pArTy!
Dracula: You guys are weird.
Crzy: Um, Drac…Where is our son?
Dracula: Uh…PARTY!
Kyo and the rest of the people on stage, Vampires and Sohma's were confused. Why was there a party?
Poodle: Don't ask, just dance!
And that was how The tenth episode finally ended. Everyone dancing and partying until the sun went down. Even then they continued to have fun. But when everyone went home, the place was trashed.
Crzy: How are we gonna clean this up before we have to go?
Lizzy: Actually, I have to go right now. I have to be on a plane in twenty minutes.
Poodle: Where are you going?
Lizzy: Vacation with family.
Poodle: Omg! Me too!
Crzy: Did you seriously just say "Omg"?
Poodle: …Maybe.
Crzy: That's okay. You too go. I'll have Drac here help me.
Dracula: Actually, sweetie, dear…My love…
Cry: Damn it! What do you have to do?
Dracula: I have to go find our son, duh.
Soon everyone had left the building, leaving Crzy1emo1chick alone.
Crzy: I HATE YOU ALL!
Well…This might sound like the end, but never fear! It is only the beginning! Next chapter will be up as soon as I get some reviews!