"Last time on Total Drama Seven Seas Expedition, Chef and I decided to do a throwback challenge in tribute to Pahkitew Island by bringing back the Truths and Scares! Clucky seemed rather impressed with our contestants' honesty. Well...most of them. But, wow, these contestants endured so many horrifying scares, like juggling over sleeping sharks and making out with a crocodile! God, I love my job! In the end, the Villainous Vultures won! It was a close shave, but they triumphed! And Chloe had to walk the plank for being unable to conquer her fear of snakes, but nevertheless, left on good terms with her teammates! We have many exciting things planned today! And you're gonna want to catch 'em all in this episode of Total...Drama...Seven Seas Expedition!"
*intro*
*cut to interns' floor*
Anjana and her band were rehearsing in preparation for their tour. Anjana was holding the microphone while Ian was on the floor, break-dancing while playing his guitar solo. Spud had a rad bass beat going on and Anurag was playing a catchy beat on his drums. David was strumming his guitar, Soonchan was playing a triangle and tamborine, and Jammer was playing harmonica. All of a sudden, Macy and Michael came in with their cell phones in hand.
"Hey y'all! Did you guys come to watch us rehearse?" Anjana asked.
"Oh totally! Mind if we record it for Celebrity Manhunt? Chris's request!" Macy said.
"Uhh, sure! Can't wait to see ourselves on live TV!" Anjana said excitedly. "Time for a little punk rock! 1...2...3...4!"
They then started to play "I Wanna Be Famous". As Ian did his guitar solo, Anjana sang, "I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!"
*cut to Captain's Quarters*
Chris and Chef were on their couch, watching another episode of Celebrity Manhunt. "Greetings, drama fans! Welcome back to Celebrity Manhunt! I'm your sexy host, Topher! We've got big news coming from Chris's intern's band, The Daytrippers! They'll be going on tour once Total Drama Seven Seas Expedition ends! Here's a sneak peek of what they have in store for all their fans out there!"
*cut to footage*
Anjana and her band were rehearsing and over it, a rock version of "I Love You" from Barney was playing. "Well well well, THAT'S perfectly fitting for this hardcore rock band!" Topher said, laughing
*cut to intern's floor*
"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!" Anjana yelled as she and her band were watching Celebrity Manhunt on her phone.
"I know, bruh! There's no way my babe could sing that stooopid song!" Ian said as he put his arm on Anjana's shoulder.
"Gee, I hope this doesn't ruin our reputation…" Spud said, giving a worried expression.
"I'm putting something up on our Facebook and Twitter pages. We don't have the guts to sing that song, even if we tried. And this is clearly not us singing it. We were singing the Total Drama theme song. Chris set us up for this. He puts nothing but lies about us," Jammer said as he focused on typing it out on his phone.
"He's gonna pay…." Anjana muttered under her breath.
*cut to deck*
"ATTENTION CONTESTANTS! MEET ME AT THE DOCK FOR A VERY SPECIAL CHALLENGE!" Chris announced.
*a few moments later*
"Welcome back, kiddies! Hope your scares overwhelmed you yesterday!" Chris said, chuckling.
"Umm...you're not funny," Maddi said, glaring at him.
"Oh yes I am, 'daddy's girl'!" Chris snapped back. "Anyways, today's challenge brings us to the shores of the Sinnoh region!"
"It actually exists in real life?!" Anser said, feeling stunned.
"Oh yes, it does!" Chris said.
*static*
*in confessional* Kayla: I'm a Pokemon expert! Been playing it since I was a child! I know my stuff and I'm gonna ace this challenge!
*static*
*back to deck*
"Infernape, use fire blast!" Anser said.
"Gyarados, use dragon rage!" Kayla said.
"Whoa, you're a Pokemon fan too?!" Anser said.
"Oh yes I am!" Kayla said as they high-fived.
Chris blew the air horn loudly at them and yelled, "ENOUGH CHITCHAT! Anyways, looks like the cruise is pulling up on the docks of Canalave City!" The cruise ship stopped at the docks.
*a few moments later*
"Welcome to the Sinnoh region! For today's challenge, you're going to be racing all the way to Snowpoint City!" Chris announced.
"And HOW are we supposed to do that?" Heather asked. All of a sudden, a Skunktank came up towards her and sprayed her with its tail using stench. "GUH! What the fuck is that thing?!
"That would be a Pokemon!" Chris said. "You guys will be given a few Pokeballs each and you will be catching your own!"
"This reeks more than Owen's bean flavored farts! And even Leshawna's butt!" Heather complained.
"Oooo, you did not just say that!" Leshawna said, pulling her sleeve up about to get aggressive.
"Garchomp, use brick break!" Anurag ordered as he let out his Garchomp from his Pokeball.
"GAAAAR!" Garchomp roared charging in for the attack.
Garchomp used brick break on both Heather and Leshawna to break up their fight.
"And what if we don't know anything about Pokemon?" Maddi asked.
"Then, sucks to be you!" Chris said, laughing. "You can use any Pokemon to your advantage on your journey! Keep in mind that there are different types of Pokemon with different abilities! Any questions?"
There was a silence among the contestants. "Alrighty, then! Catch your Pokemon! You have fifteen minutes! Catch as many as you can!" Chris said, blowing the air horn. The contestants were off.
*cut to Heather*
"Nice Skunktank!" Heather said nervously. Skunktank sprayed her again and, growling loudly, knocked it out with a punch to the head and caught it with her Pokeball.
"Whoa, you really stink!" Leshawna said, wafting her nose.
"Oh, go jump in the water!" Heather yelled angrily.
"That's exactly what I'll do!" she laughed as she walked over to the ocean. She cast her fishing line and made a catch within a few seconds. Out popped a Gyarados. "Time to make a big catch!" she said to herself as she threw her Pokeball at it. She managed to catch it.
"Gyarados, use Dragon Rage!" she said, pointing to Heather. It used Dragon Rage on her and Heather screamed loudly.
"Grrr...Skunktank! Use poison gas on that motherfucking bitch!" she yelled, pointing to Leshawna. Skunktank sprayed her, leaving Leshawna reeking more than Owen's bean-flavored farts. Heather blew a raspberry at her and walked off.
"It must suck to STINK, Leshawna!" Dean said as he shook his Pokeball in the air, which contained a red magikarp.
*cut to Anser*
Anser encountered an Alakazam. "Hmmm… an Alakazam! Should be enough for my journey!" Anser said as he threw his Pokeball at it. "Success!" he said.
"Nice job, Anser! I got myself a Salamence! It was a tough one, but I managed to catch it in the end!" Kayla said. "Good luck to ya!"
*ten minutes later*
The contestants were finishing up with catching their Pokemon. Anser kept his Alakazam. Kayla caught a Salamence, Blaziken, Lapras, and Hippowdon. Priya got a Swampert and a Staraptor.
Leshawna got a Gyarados and an Infernape. Heather got a Blastoise, Skunktank, and Metagross. Maddi got a Dodrio and Tyranitar. Dean got a Magikarp, Snorlax, and Jigglypuff. Austin got a Dragonite and Pidgeot. And Katie got a Greninja and Talonflame.
"Alrighty contestants! Time is up!" Chris announced. "You guys should be heading out on your journey right now! Oh, and Leshawna, stop picking fights with Heather! Okay, begin right now!"
He blew the air horn and the contestants were off.
"Alakazam, use Teleport to Snowpoint City!" Anser said, holding Alakazam's hand. All of a sudden, they disappeared in front of everybody's eyes and within seconds, they were at Snowpoint City.
"Wow, we make a great team!" Anser said, high-fiving Alakazam.
"Alakaaazaaamzam!" Alakazam exclaimed.
*cut to Canalave City*
"HURRY UP MAGGOTS! ONE MAGGOT FROM THE WIMPY DOLPHINS' TEAM'S ALREADY MADE IT THERE! LET'S GO BEFORE I PUT YOU ALL ON KITCHEN DUTY AND FORCE YOU TO MAKE KUNG FU NOODLE SOUP!" Chef yelled through the megaphone. He was dressed in a samurai outfit with a pony tail.
Chris, Chef, and the interns decided to take a look at the ocean view, which had a bright sun and cloudless light blue sky. All of a sudden, a huge red Gyarados popped up from the ocean and snarled at Chris and Chef. Its red skin glistened under the sunlight.
"Ummm….how do we make this guy friendly?" Chris asked.
"Give it a big slap on its tail! Works like a charm!" Anjana suggested.
"Okay! Time for a big ass powerhouse slap!" Chef said, slapping its tail powerfully. Gyarados turned around and growled fiercely at Chris and Chef, with its eyes turning red and staring into their souls. It let out a huge roar, resulting in a huge gang of Gyarados to emerge from the ocean. They all used Dragon Rage on Chris and Chef and they were sent flying across the sky.
"WE'RE BLASTING OFF!" they both yelled together as they flew to an unknown location with a twinkle in the sky.
*cut to Team Rocket*
Team Rocket were watching nearby as they saw the poor guys get blasted off by the powerful Gyarados gang.
"Wow! Somebody else actually got blasted off for a change!" Jessie said.
"That's very interesting!" James added.
"Serves them right! You never slap a Gyarados or its hurtin' time for ya." Meowth exclaimed.
*cut to challenge*
The contestants were all running furiously through the wilderness of the Sinnoh region. The interns managed to catch up with them. Heather and Leshawna were neck and neck with each other. "So long, Fartshawna!" Heather said as she ran past her.
"Oooooo, that's it! I've had about enough of that girl! Infernape, use FIRE BLAST!" Leshawna yelled.
"INFERRRRNAAAAAPE!" it screeched as it shot flames at Heather's butt.
"AAAAAAHHHH!" she squealed running around to burn it off. "Metagross, use BULLET PUNCH!"
"METAAAGROOOOOOSSSS!" it roared as it bullet-punched Leshawna.
The two girls were so busy fighting with each other that they didn't notice Anurag sneak up behind him. Anurag had a smug look on his face as he ordered his Garchomp to use Draco Meteor on the two.
"GAAAAARRRRCHOOOOOMMMP!" it screeched as it shot a Draco Meteor at the two girls. It even hit Dean, who was on his Snorlax's back. Leshawna, Heather, Dean, and Snorlax were all dirty from the attack. They groaned, dusted themselves off, and continued on their journey. Snorlax, however, fainted.
*static*
*Anurag and Garchomp in confessional* Anurag: All in a day's work! *high-fives his Garchomp*
*static*
*back to challenge*
"SNORLAX? SNORLAX! WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUTT!" Dean yelled, trying to wake it up. But he failed.
"Looks like your Snorlax is out of commission! It's best you move on!" Anurag said.
"Okay then. All I have is this dumb Magikarp and this stupid ass Jigglypuff…" he groaned. He accidentally let his Jigglypuff out of its Pokeball and she started singing a lovely song that made Dean fall asleep. Just as she came out of her Pokeball, Anurag flew away in the nick of time with his Garchomp.
*cut to Kayla*
Kayla flew on her Salamence all the way to Mt. Coronet. Maddi was right behind her on her Dodrio. She grinned evilly as he whispered to her Dodrio, "Dodrio, use DRILL PECK!"
"DOOOODRIIIIIOOOOOO!" it yelled as it sped up towards Kayla and attacked her with Drill Peck as she was dismounting her Salamence.
"Ow ow ow ow ow! What was that for?!" Kayla yelled as she jumped around in pain.
Maddi just laughs at her. "Is that the best comeback you can think of?" she taunted.
*static*
*in confessional* Kayla: Maddi is messing with the wrong person! I'm going to teach that girl a little respect, even if it means banging it into that thin skull of hers!
*static*
*back to challenge*
"Salamence, use Hyper Beam!" Salamence used a blinding hyper beam on Maddi and her Pokemon, sending her screaming and flying a quarter of a mile. She glared at Kayla as she looked at her with a smug look and turned her back on her.
"Alright, Salamence, good job! Hippowdon, come on out and dig!" Hippowdon came out of its Pokeball and used dig. Kayla mounted her Hippowdon and they both disappeared into the ground.
*cut to Austin, Katie, and Priya*
Austin, Katie, and Priya arrived at Oreburgh City near Mt. Coronet. Priya was riding on her Staraptor, Austin was riding on his Pidgeot, and Katie was flying on her Talonflame.
"Alright, Staraptor, take a break! You did great! Swampert, use dig and let's get going!" Priya ordered. Swampert came out of its Pokeball and used dig. Priya mounted her Swampert and disappeared into the ground.
"Good goin', Pidgeot! Dragonite, let's fly over those mountains! Be prepared to fly ALL the way up!" Austin ordered, getting Dragonite to come out of its Pokeball. Austin hopped onto Dragonite and they both flew far up the sky.
"Okay, Talonflame, get back in there! Greninja, get ready for some mountain jumping!" Katie said, getting Greninja out of its Pokeball. Katie jumped on Greninja and they both hopped away.
*cut to Heather and Leshawna*
The two just arrived at Eterna City. Leshawna was on her Gyarados and Heather was on her Skunktank.
"Good going Skunktank! You stunk a bit, but you were good! Come out Metagross!" Heather ordered.
"Great job, Snakey baby!" Leshawna told her Gyarados and patted it gently. "Let's keep goin'!"
All of a sudden, Anjana came up behind them, riding her Zoroark. She whispered smugly, "Zoroark, use dark pulse!"
Zoroark roared loudly and then used dark pulse on Heather and Leshawna.
*cut to Dean*
Dean was still fast asleep next to his Snorlax, snoring loudly. He had a mustache and glasses drawn in black marker on his face.
*cut to Kayla*
Kayla had finally come out of Mt. Coronet and was on her way to Snowpoint City. She was still on her Hippowdon. "Thanks for getting me out of the mountains, Hippowdon! Come on out, Lapras! Let's make this ride a little fun!"
Lapras came out of its Pokeball. "Lapras, use Ice Beam!" Lapras used Ice Beam on the path in front of them while Kayla was mounted on it. They both slid down the path like a water slide with Kayla cheering all the way through.
*cut to Maddi*
Maddi was still on her Dodrio at Mt. Coronet. "Get back in there, Dodrio! Come out Tyranitar!" Tyranitar came out of its Pokeball. "We're gonna find a way out of these mountains!"
As Maddi was entering Mt. Coronet with her Tyranitar, Soonchan and Hariyama followed her inside. Hariyama used focus blast on their backs, throwing them forward. They crashed into a angry Aggron. Aggron roared furiously and chased them throughout the mountain.
*cut to Austin, Katie, and Priya*
Austin, Katie, and Priya just arrived at the snowy pathway heading towards Snowpoint City. Austin was still on his Dragonite, Katie was on her Greninja, and Priya was on her Swampert.
"Okay, Swampert, that's good! Come on out, Staraptor! Let's finish this!" Priya said. She hopped onto her Staraptor and they flew towards Snowpoint.
"Okay, Greninja, good job! Come on out, Talonflame!" Katie ordered. She hopped onto her Talonflame and off they flew towards Snowpoint.
*cut to Anurag*
Anurag was busy at the Hearthome City Pokemon Center where he was eagerly waiting for a very special someone. He saw a man in a white lab coat and a blue full sleeve shirt and ruffled black hair walking towards him.
"Hey, Professor Sycamore!" Anurag ran over and greeted him.
"Hello Anurag," Professor Sycamore said shaking his hand. "I brought the special package you requested."
"Oh, thank you very much Professor Sycamore!" Anurag exclaimed excitedly.
Professor Sycamore handed him a package that contained a glove with a stone on top of where the back of the hand goes. Along with that There was another glove specially designed for Garchomp which also had a similar stone on it. This was none other than the Garchompite mega evolution stone.
Anurag put his glove and the other on Garchomp and yelled out, "Garchomp, MEGA EVOLVE!"
All of a sudden Garchomp began to change shape through blinding white light and evolved into a Mega Garchomp.
"AWWWWW YEAAAAH!" Anurag said. "Nobody's gonna mess with me now, not even Chris or Chef," he said clenching his fist. Garchomp roared in agreement.
*cut to Heather and Leshawna*
Heather and Leshawna were going through the mountain and they ended up on the snowy path. Heather summons her Blastoise from its Pokeball and Leshawna stayed with her Gyarados.
"Okay, Blastoise, let's do this!" Heather said as they slid down the ice beam slide that Kayla's Lapras left before. "So long, Leshawna!"
"Alright, Gyarados, let's finish this!" Leshawna ordered. Gyarados levitated and away they went.
*cut to Dean*
Dean was just waking up from his sleep and he saw his Jigglypuff staring at him. Jigglypuff, thinking it was time for another song started singing and Dean fell right back to sleep.
*cut to Kayla*
Kayla has just arrived at the shores of Lake Acuity where she decided to switch pokemon. She returned her Lapras and brought out her Blaziken.
Kayla and Blaziken took off running towards Snowpoint City and Blaziken helped her defeat wild pokemon along the way. Five minutes later, she arrived at the finish line at Snowpoint City. She high-fived Anser, who congratulated her on getting second place.
"Congratulations, Kayla!" he said. "You're the second one here!
"Hell yeah!" she exclaimed pounding her fist in the air.
They then saw Austin, Priya, and Katie flying towards the finish line. Austin's Dragonite was getting tired and began spinning out of control and crashed into Katie, Priya, and their pokemon. All of them crashed hard into the finish line and tied for third place.
*cut to Maddi*
Maddi just arrived at the snowy pathway. "Get back, Tyranitar! Come out, Dodrio!" Dodrio came out of its Pokeball. Maddi hopped onto her Dodrio and they took off across the snowy path and onto the icy slide.
*cut to Heather and Leshawna*
Heather and Leshawna were nearing the finish line. Suddenly, David showed up with his Serperior right in front of them.
"Serperior, use Solar Beam!" Serperior used Solar Beam against the four of them and they were sent flying a mile away. "Nicely done!"
Heather and Leshawna groaned from the impact and Maddi runs past them with her Dodrio, laughing. They glared at her, got back on their Blastoise and Gyarados, and continued to head on their way to the finish line. All of a sudden, two dings could be heard. "It's song time!" Chris announced from his helicopter.
"At a time like this?!" Leshawna complained.
"You should know the answer by now!"
Pokemon Main Theme (*in the tune of well, the theme song!*)
*Anjana on synthesizer, David on rock guitar, Anurag on drums, Ian on solo guitar, Spud on bass guitar, Jammer on percussion*
Heather: I wanna be the very best, that no one ever was. To catch them is my real test. To train them is my cause.
Leshawna: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide. Each Pokemon to understand the power that's inside.
*chorus*
Heather, Leshawna, and Maddi: Pokemon, (gotta catch them all), it's you and me. I know it's my destiny. Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend in a world we must defend.
Pokemon, (gotta catch them all), a heart so true. Our courage will pull us through. You teach me and I'll teach you (Po-ke-mon). Gotta catch 'em all!
*end chorus*
Maddi: Every challenge along the way, with courage I will face. I will battle every day to claim my rightful place.
Leshawna: Come with me, the time is right. There's no better team. Arm and arm we'll win the fight. It's always been our dream.
*chorus*
*Ian and David play guitar solos*
*Anjana plays piano solo*
*Anurag plays drum solo*
*chorus* x2
*end of song*
Maddi arrived at the finish line right before Heather and Leshawna crossed it. "And the Heroic Dolphins win the challenge!" Chris announced. The dolphins cheered while the sharks groaned. "Say, has anyone seen Dean?"
Chef then came back hoisting a snoring Dean by the collar. "Found dis maggot by the Jigglypuff n' the Chubby Snorlax! Whatta loser!"
Dean woke up. "Good morning, everybody! Is breakfast ready yet?" He was met with glares from all of his teammates. He nervously laughed while twiddling his fingers together.
*cut to elimination ceremony*
"Welcome to yet another elimination ceremony, Sharks! Anyways, you know the drill. The person who gets some junk has to walk directly to the Plank of Shame, catch the Submarine of Losers, and leave the ship for good. And you can't come back...ever! The first treasure of the night goes to...Katie, who gets a golden ring!"
Katie smiled and picked up her treasure. "Next is Maddi, who gets a glittering purple wallet!"
Maddi grinned and picked up her wallet. "Austin gets a special buzzer ring!"
Austin widened his eyes and grinned as he picked up his treasure. "Heather, not your most focused performance here. You were way too busy picking fights with Leshawna! Dean, you're on the chopping block for slacking on the job and for all those rotten pranks you pulled on me! The last treasure, which is a marshmallow from Camp Wawanakwa goes to…
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…..Heather!"
Heather smiled and picked up her marshmallow. Chris tossed Dean a marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom, which burned his hand badly. "Dean, the Plank of Shame awaits!"
*cut to Plank of Shame*
"I guarantee you, you have not seen the last of me! I've got more tricks up my sleeve, McClean! This is not the end!" Dean screamed as Chef threw him off the plank and into the submarine.
"Thank goodness that that's the last we're gonna see of that nuisance! See you all next time on Total...Drama...Seven Seas Expedition!" Chris said, signing off.
Chef then handed him a cup of margarita. "Dean thought he would leave this as a gift for you to remember him by!"
"Well, how thoughtful!" Chris said. All of a sudden, the margarita swirled really fast and all the liquid was splashed on Chris's face. "Grrrrrrr…"