AN: A bit of a language warning on this one! :) Hope ya like it!
HeartForSoul
Hermione walked out of the Great Hall and hoped she could get some quiet time on IM.
Little Mya has logged in.
Dragon-Hey Granger.
Little Mya-Malfoy. Is Blaise on?
Blazing Son-Yeah, I'm on. Did you want something?
Little Mya-No. Just when one is on, the other tends not to be far behind.
Dragon-Yeah. True...sometimes. Where are Weasel dee and Potter dum?
Little Mya-I'm not sure.
Dragon-So, are you going to tell her?
Blazing Son-I have no idea what you're talking about.
Little Mya-Tell me what?
Dragon-Oh come on. Perfect timing is right now.
Blazing Son-I'm not doing this on a computer!
Little Mya-Doing what?
Dragon-Nothing. I will tell her if you won't.
Blazing Son-I know where you keep your chocolate. I will eat it. All of it.
Dragon-No, you don't!
Blazing Son-Yeah, I do.
Dragon-Fine. Where is it?
Blazing Son-Right under your diary, which is in your underwear drawer.
Dragon-NO!
Dragon has logged out.
Little Mya-You've been snooping in his underwear drawer?
Blazing Son has logged out.
Lil Ginger has logged in.
Little Mya-Hi Gin.
Lil Ginger-Hi Mya. That's such a cute nickname!
Little Mya-Thanks. You're welcome to use it. My dad nicknamed me.
Lil Ginger-Okay!
Pancakes has logged in.
Pancakes-Whoison?
Lil Ginger-Why don't you use spaces Parkinson? It might help.
Pancakes-Mykeyboardismessedup.
Little Mya-That's not good.
Pancakes-Iknow.
Hardy Har Har has logged in.
Ron Forrest Ron has logged in.
Little Mya-Hi Harry. Hi Ron.
Hardy Har Har-Hey.
Ron Forrest Ron-Hi.
Lil Ginger-Hey guys. Pansy is on.
Pancakes-Idon'tseewhytheycouldn'tfigurethatoutbythemselves .
Ron Forrest Ron-What's up with your keys Pans?
Lil Ginger-Pans?
Ron Forrest Ron-I missed the y...
Little Mya-Oka?
Lil Ginger-Ha ha.
Hardy Har Har-Pansy if you type in, The pen is in the drawer, it should work.
Pancakes-Thepenisinthedrawer.
Hardy Har Har-Reread what you typed.
Little Mya-Harry!
Lil Ginger-Harry!
Ron Forrest Ron-HARRY!
Hardy Har Har-I'm sorry. I just couldn't resist...now I'm going to go lose to Ron at chess. See ya.
Ron Forrest Ron-Heck yeah, you are going to lose.
Hardy Har Har has logged out.
Ron Forrest Ron has logged out.
Lil Ginger-So how is your you-know-who adventure going?
Pancakes-She ended it last year...unless you're talking about the one with Zabini? Hey! My keys are working! What an unusual way to fix your keyboard...thepenisinthedrawer...
Lil Ginger-I see...I might be. What's it to you?
Pancakes-I could help. I'm in Slytherin. I could help keep the other girls away.
Lil Ginger-Why would you want to help Hermione?
Little Mya-I am right here.
Pancakes-They need to get together already. It's annoying the fuck out of everybody! Including the professors who are having bets about which of you will make the first move and how long it will take.
Little Mya-They're having bets?
Pancakes-Yeah. I overheard them talking. Apparently Mcgonagall thinks you will make the first move, but Snape thinks Blaise will make the first move.
Lil Ginger-Big surprise. I could've guessed that.
Pancakes-Yeah, I know. Our teachers are too predictable.
Lil Ginger-You know, we should come up with a code name for Blaise.
Pancakes-Let's see...it has to be something no one will guess. They will just think we're having a private joke or something.
Little Mya-You could code name him Eagle. That's the name of the owl he has.
Pancakes-What a stalker...
Lil Ginger-How did you know that Mya?
Little Mya-He was in the owlery once. I asked him, and he told me. This is when we never knew the other existed.
Lil Ginger-Ahhhhh...it's all clear now.
Pancakes-You sound like Trelawney.
Little Mya-I have to go guys. Lots of homework to do.
Lil Ginger-Ha ha. You are doing 'homework'.
Little Mya has logged out.
Lil Ginger-We need to nickname Diggory too.
Pancakes-Great minds think alike.
Lil Ginger-Then what were you thinking?
Pancakes-Oh shut up. That Puff is ruining the whole plan. He needs an evil nickname. How about Ass face? Everyone will think you're talking about Draco, and everyone will think I'm talking about Ron.
Pancakes-Or Potter..
Lil Ginger-Ron?
Pancakes-Ass face it is.
Lil Ginger-We can talk later. I have homework too.
Pancakes-Later Weasel.
Lil Ginger-Same to you Pug.
Pancakes has logged out.
Lil Ginger has logged out.
Minnie has logged in.
DumbleDee-Yes, Severus, I know. I think we should trust our students, though. I have never seen more unity in this school.
Snape-I still don't think it's right.
Minnie-I just got done reading through a conversation and it seems that we have yet another Gryffindor and Slytherin couple coming together in the middle of this chaos.
Snape-Who?
Minnie-I'm not telling. You leave my students be Severus!
Snape-We'll see...
Snape has logged out.
Minnie has logged out.
Watcher-Hello professor. We think the deadline should be the Christmas dance. It's perfect.
DumbleDee-It is nice to hear from you again. I wish you luck in your plan. Remember, an open mind in plans can help you get more ideas.
Watcher-Thanks professor?
Watcher has logged out.
Dumbledore smiled. "Something tells me this dance will be an unusual one."