To all of my patient followers:
Finals are over. I'm in solitary confinement. So expect a lot more of these.
Later that night, Edgar gets out of bed.
Edgar: Hmm? What the- where'd she go? She promised that we'd have some fun. In fact, I don't remember anything after I drank that liquid she gave me... and where's my wallet?
(Edgar takes a deep breath, and smells something strange.)
Edgar: What the!?
Edgar runs outside. The castle is on fire. Edgar runs up to one of the guards.
Edgar: What's happening?
Guard 1: FIRE!!!
Edgar: Aren't you supposed to say, "It's the Empire! It's Kefka!?"
Guard 1: FIRE!!!
Edgar: ...Idiot, follow the script!
Guard 1: But I'm on FIRE!!!
Guard 1 stops, drops and rolls off the castle wall in an attempt to put out the flames.
Edgar: Fine, I'll roleplay this myself, then. *Ahem* Oh look, it's Kefka. I wonder if he knows anything about this? *wink, wink*
Kefka and two soldiers arrive.
Kefka: Brind me the girl. Now!
Edgar: I don't know what you're talking about!
Kekfa: Then... welcome to my barbecue!! Uwa ha ha ha!
Soldier 1 (weren't they guards in the last episode?): Fire, fire! Heh, heh, heh.
Edgar: Beavis? (Points to Soldier 2) Butthead?
Guard 2: FIRE!!!
Kefka: Geez, doesn't anyone know the script?
Edgar: The flames burned mine.
Kefka: This is when you go to your emergency escape plan...
Edgar: Oh, right! Thanks!
Edgar talks to Guard 3. Then Kefka approaches him.
Kefka: Changed your mind?
Edgar: Umm...Yes, she's asleep in the east tower.
Kefka: NO! Wrong line!
Edgar: Oh, umm... I'll get you next time, Gadget. Next time. (meow)
Kefka: ...
Edgar: I mean, I'll haunt you til the day you die, X!
Kefka: ...
Edgar: Umm... Can't we all just... get along?
Kefka: That's it, I'm outta here. (Kefka heads to the castle entrance.)
Edgar: Oh boy. If the producers find out about this... I think it's time for me to go, too.
Three chocobos run alongside the castle wall.
Edgar: Hmm, that's convienient... Almost as if it were scripted...
Edgar jumps on one of the chocobos. They run around to the otherside of the castle, where Locke and Terra are waiting.
Edgar: Where are you going? I need to reach my trailer and grab my stuff! Stop. You hear me? STOP!
The chocobos stop. Terra and Locke land butt first on the sand.
Terra: Locke...
Locke: It's not my fault (this time.) Edgar was supposed to keep them moving!
Edgar: Wait, these chocobos are scripted to appear?
Terra and Locke: YES
Edgar: Heehee... sorry about that.
Terra slaps Edgar.
Terra: THAT's for my butt.
Terra slaps Locke.
Terra: And THAT's for trying to steal my pendant. Again.
Locke: I can't help it, it looks shiny...
Edgar: We should step away from the castle... It's about to close.
Figaro castle closes itself, and submerges into the sand.
Finals are over. I'm in solitary confinement. So expect a lot more of these.
Later that night, Edgar gets out of bed.
Edgar: Hmm? What the- where'd she go? She promised that we'd have some fun. In fact, I don't remember anything after I drank that liquid she gave me... and where's my wallet?
(Edgar takes a deep breath, and smells something strange.)
Edgar: What the!?
Edgar runs outside. The castle is on fire. Edgar runs up to one of the guards.
Edgar: What's happening?
Guard 1: FIRE!!!
Edgar: Aren't you supposed to say, "It's the Empire! It's Kefka!?"
Guard 1: FIRE!!!
Edgar: ...Idiot, follow the script!
Guard 1: But I'm on FIRE!!!
Guard 1 stops, drops and rolls off the castle wall in an attempt to put out the flames.
Edgar: Fine, I'll roleplay this myself, then. *Ahem* Oh look, it's Kefka. I wonder if he knows anything about this? *wink, wink*
Kefka and two soldiers arrive.
Kefka: Brind me the girl. Now!
Edgar: I don't know what you're talking about!
Kekfa: Then... welcome to my barbecue!! Uwa ha ha ha!
Soldier 1 (weren't they guards in the last episode?): Fire, fire! Heh, heh, heh.
Edgar: Beavis? (Points to Soldier 2) Butthead?
Guard 2: FIRE!!!
Kefka: Geez, doesn't anyone know the script?
Edgar: The flames burned mine.
Kefka: This is when you go to your emergency escape plan...
Edgar: Oh, right! Thanks!
Edgar talks to Guard 3. Then Kefka approaches him.
Kefka: Changed your mind?
Edgar: Umm...Yes, she's asleep in the east tower.
Kefka: NO! Wrong line!
Edgar: Oh, umm... I'll get you next time, Gadget. Next time. (meow)
Kefka: ...
Edgar: I mean, I'll haunt you til the day you die, X!
Kefka: ...
Edgar: Umm... Can't we all just... get along?
Kefka: That's it, I'm outta here. (Kefka heads to the castle entrance.)
Edgar: Oh boy. If the producers find out about this... I think it's time for me to go, too.
Three chocobos run alongside the castle wall.
Edgar: Hmm, that's convienient... Almost as if it were scripted...
Edgar jumps on one of the chocobos. They run around to the otherside of the castle, where Locke and Terra are waiting.
Edgar: Where are you going? I need to reach my trailer and grab my stuff! Stop. You hear me? STOP!
The chocobos stop. Terra and Locke land butt first on the sand.
Terra: Locke...
Locke: It's not my fault (this time.) Edgar was supposed to keep them moving!
Edgar: Wait, these chocobos are scripted to appear?
Terra and Locke: YES
Edgar: Heehee... sorry about that.
Terra slaps Edgar.
Terra: THAT's for my butt.
Terra slaps Locke.
Terra: And THAT's for trying to steal my pendant. Again.
Locke: I can't help it, it looks shiny...
Edgar: We should step away from the castle... It's about to close.
Figaro castle closes itself, and submerges into the sand.