Shae: WAH!!!!!!!!!
Aly: what now?
Shae: I HURTED MA FOOT
Aly: how?
Shae: I opened a door!
Aly: classic.
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Disclaimer...: IF YOU HAVE EVER STEPPED ON A NAIL/PLASTIC BARRLE OF MONKEY THING. RIGHT NOW. I FEEL YER PAIN. wah. SO DON'T GO OFF THINKIN' IT DOESN'T HURT LIKE A BITCH. CUZ' YEAH- IT DOES. fatha fucka!!~
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A&C!:
The 'Viewer discretion is advised' Chapter
US!
Alyssa: Hi everyone.
Today this chapter is going to be a little different.
Today.
Shae: Is Saturday.
Aly: besides that.
Its
Writers to Characters Day.
Aly: Today, we have no control over ANY CHARACTER.
Shae: so be nice. Things aren't always what they seem, lets start with us.
You think we went banana's and I came up with this alone?
NEVAR!! Me and Aly are sitting on ma hammock. Its a beautiful warm summer day and-
Aly: AHHHH! BEE~
Shae: calm down. It'll go away.
anyway, so starting with Kish it- shoos bee, but it comes back, with a vengeance- RUNNN!!
-flips backward off hammock-
Aly: ahh ou em gee! its that attack of the killer bee.
Ha ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. Yer so funnie shae.
Shae: shut the hell up and help me up.
Aly: so here's our chapter.
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(it's gonna be written differently)
Shae: So who should we pick on first.
Aly: Rass-
Shae: Kish! Great idear!
Kish: -poofs into the white room- Hey- Wow, it looks warm there, i'm so cold...-grabs Rassberry-
Mmm, I'll keep you warm.
Rassberry: -scratches and slaps him away- Leave me alone y00h fool.
I'm not even cold.
-.- wimp.
Shae: so Kish-
Kish :CHAWAAAAAAAAAAA
Shae: what the hell was that?
Kish: its ma buzz sound.
Shae: so are we playin' twenty questions?
Kish: sure
Shae: ok lemme try that
Aly: oh dear god.
Shae: CHAWAAAAAA
Ou, that tickles the back of ma throat -sniffles-
Aly: how can you have a runny nose in thirty degrees of dry heat?
Shae: I dunno, you ask me
Aly: But I just did...
Shae: That's what she said.
Kish: are we playing or not!?
Rassberry: Shit, Shit. FIRE ZHEE MISS-ISLES.
Ryou: so there's a gathering with out me?
-glares a US- YOU BITCH.
Shae: ye-
Rassberry: Kish get away from me-
Kish: Your so beautiful, lemme touch you-
Rassberry: ew- Hell no.
Ichigo: HIYA! I'm baaaaaack
US: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ichigo: -looks around- what?
Ryou: Ichigo, yer back...
Ichigo: OH MASSAYA -huggles Ryou-
Candi: BACK OFF HOE, HE'S MINE.
Ichigo: Massaya, when did this happen-
Ryou: I'm Ryou~.
....
Idiot.
Ichigo: Ok-ok. What-
Kish: I love you~
Rassberry: ew..
Ichigo: OH MASSAYA!
-huggles kish-
Kish: aren't you gunna make her go away.
Rassberry: nope. I really have nothin' to complain about-
Shae: CHAWAAAAAA-snots all over herself
Aly: Ohh ho ho ho-- ah ah AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-falls off hammock-
Shae: -gets up and tries to hide snot dripping down her arm.-
Oh god.
oh god.
Kish: wow.
Ryou:-laughing so hard he cant breathe.-
Candi: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Rassberry: Oh god. Oh god.
Ichigo: MASSAYA?
Shae: -whips snort away- Uhm, anyway.
Aly: yes anyway.
Kish: Ichigo, you smell like boy.
Ichigo: Oh...
Rassberry: SHE A TRANSBIOSEXUALVESTITE.
Aly: harsh.
Ichigo: yes? No?
-we don't like Ichigo. That WHORE-
-gets all the guys... FUCK-
Zakuro: Hey everyone, how ya doing?
Ryou: Zakuro, you seem happy.
Zakuro: duuh, I haven't taken ma pills-
Ryou:-covers her mouth
US!: Uhm... Pills?
Ryou: uhm... On the set of Tokyo mew mew, we all take personality pills.
Ichigo: YEA!!
Shae: oh. so that's why yer always a jerk there. Did you take yers today?
Ryou: no.
-death glares-
Shae: OH~! Uhm, nevermiiind...
Rassberry: So I'm guessin' he's taken his
-points at kish-
Ryou: No, he hasn't yet.
Rassberry: Oh dear god.
Kish: I never take them-
Ryou: bullshit. they just don't make a difference, yer equally retarded both ways you swing.
Everyone: Uo.o
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Shae: wow. Uhm, your even more of a dick without yer pills-
Ryou: shut up, and don't fuckin' swear around me, its a damn bad habit- you know what!? GO TO HELL. Bitch...
Aly: Yer worse than Shae when she PMSing.
Ryou: SHES A GIRL!? Damn, she's so ugly, I thought she was a guy.
Candi: *hits his head* Ras- Shae is beautiful.
Aly: Exactly
Shae: yeah Cand- Aly.
Zakuro: wow. That was odd, Are you... Them?
-points to Rass and Cand-
Shae: U^^ he he. no, we just relate well.
Aly: yeah- whatever she said.
Shae:-shoves shoes in her mouth-
Kish: I'm gonna try these pills for real.
-grabs his bottle, and eat half.-
That's odd, I don't-
-pushes Ichigo off, and picks Rassberry up-
Rassberry: Kish, let me... go?
-totally mesmerized.-
Kish: Yer eyes sparkle like diamonds.
Shae: HURLE-coughs-
Rassberry: urrr.
-it goes quit-
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Shae: Ok, so that was it. Uhm, find out what happens on the next- CHARACTERS TO WRITTERS.
Aly: Rass was just about to rip off her cloths and say "you can have me"
-gets slapped-
Shae: SHUT UP!!
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Shae: HOLY SHIT, I FORGOT-
Aly: what?
Shae: we didn't do the disclaimer.
Aly: yeah we did.
Shae: uhm... Sure... So do we own Tokyo mew mew?
Aly: No.
Shae: there ya have it.