WARNING: Very un-Kitty like behavior, swearing, ect.


10: Wrong Terms

"Uh—"

"Coach Sue was right, child collector!" Brittany yelled.

"No Brittany, not that." Will told them. "Look she's a bit sensitive so don't mention it to anyone in the school," He said in a loud whisper. "Ms. Pillsbury and I adopted Kitty and Kathy and Kitty isn't too keen on the idea."

"Wait you still call her Ms. Pillsbury?" Rachel asked. "Who'd do that?"

"Does she even respond to Mrs. Pillsbury anymore?" Quinn asked.

"So Pretty Little Liar's full legal name is Kathleen Susan Wilde-Schuester. A damn mouthful. It can't beat Kardashian." Santana commented.

"So Kitty's last name is Schuester?" Blaine asked. "So when we go in alphabetical order by last name she'll be higher in the line than usual?"

"That's pretty crazy." Kurt added. "Even when Finn and I became step-brothers he didn't change Hudson to Hummel."

"She wanted to keep it Wilde…even though on documents it's my last name. She prefers the calling of Wilde." Will explained. "She's just not keen on the idea right now. It's a messed up situation and she's just confused about things, like balancing out certain limits so just back off her for a while. If she's frustrating you just try to remember she's confused."

The others nodded, but were interrupted by a scream.

"I AM NOT MESSED UP! HOW DARE YOU CALLED ME MESSED UP!" Kitty screeched. She came into the room and picked up her jacket from the chair. "HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE CALLED YOU MESSED UP? WERE YOU JUST IN A FOSTER CARE SYSTEM WHERE HALF THOSE BITCHES MADE YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE OF THEIR CONSTANT ANNOYANCE WITH EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!?"

"No Kitty, I just meant—"

"NO! IT'S JUST SERIOUSLY MESSED UP THAT YOU CALLED ME MESSED UP! WHAT'S NEXT? 'KITTY WILDE WAS AN ACCIDENT!'?"

"What!?" Will reacted quickly. "No you're not an accident Kitty."

"NOT WHAT THAT BITCH SUSAN CALLED ME WHEN SHE WAS DRUNK WHEN I WAS LITTLE! SAME GOES TO THAT IDIOT WHO DECLARED HE'S MY FATHER!"

"Kitty Mr. Schue didn't mean that type of messed up, he just meant—" Finn began, but in return was slapped across the face. Hard.

"BACK OFF!" She yelled.

"DON'T SLAP FINN, YOU LITTLE BITCH!" Santana screeched.

"HOW ABOUT YOU STOP KISSING BRITTANY'S ASS AND SUCKING HER VAG—"

"OH MY GOD KITTY! CALM DOWN!" Tina yelled this time.

"SHUT UP YOU ASIAN PANDA DOLL OF HORROR FILM THAT MAKES EVERYONE IN THE MOVIE THEATER FUCKING COMMIT SUICIDE!" She screeched again. She saw Brittany stand up and her mouth opened. "SAY ONE LITTLE WORD BRITTANY AND I SWEAR I WILL CUT OPEN THAT STUPID CAT OF YOURS AND RIP OUT HIS INTESTINES"

"That's bullying. I will not stand for bullying."

"Kitty we're here for you." Sam said. "And Mr. Schue didn't mean that type of mess up he just was explaining—"

Kitty stepped forward and slapped him in the face. "FUCK OFF NEMO!"

"Kitty stop swearing!" Mr. Schue said, pushing her away from Sam. "Kitty I'm sorry I just meant—"

"Bite me!" She screamed then spit in his face. "FIRST YOU CALL THE POLICE ON ME AND TELL THEM ABOUT MY HOME LIFE, SEPARATING KATHY AND I FOR A FEW DAYS, AND THEN YOU FUCKING ADOPT ME AND NOW CALLING ME MESSED UP! FUCK YOU WILL!"

"Devil Princess," Puck said. "Calm down, everyone is just trying to help—"

'BACK THE FUCK OFF PUCKERMAN OR I'LL STAB YOU AND CUT OFF YOUR JUNK!" Kitty yelled. She grabbed Jake's hand and began to drag him out. "FOLLOW ME!"

"Kitty—" Mr. Schue said.

Kitty turned around swiftly and gave him a hard one across the face. "BACK OFF!"

Kitty grabbed Jake's hand again and dragged him out of the room.