During the Past 5 Minutes:


Mai was now currently trying to pull Karin out of the wall. No luck.

"Ow, ow, OW! This is not working!" the blonde yelled at the brunette that got her stuck in the wall in the first place. The host club customers were now watching the scene in both amusement…and in fright.

"Hmmm." Mai pondered a moment as to how to get both of them out of the wall.

"Mai, how the hell did you do that?" Ayako asked the brunette as she walked over. Mai ignored her as she thought up a solution.

"This? This is normal for her," Karin informed the red haired woman, whose eyes widened at the newly gathered information.

"Ah, I got it!" Mai yelled while slamming her fist down on her open palm before smirking. Both Iyami and Karin gulped as the brown eyed brunette cracked her knuckles. "In three seconds, you both will be out of this predicament!"

"Oh God." Both of girls murmured as they saw Mai backing up slightly.

"One, two…" The brunette wound her arm back. "THREE!" the brunette medium hit the wall and out popped Iyami and Karin…along with the dent that the two created!

"Woah…ahhhhh!" both girls screamed as they were thrown into the air.

The rest of the people in the room sweat dropped while gawkily stared at the trio. Naru just blinked like he saw something that wasn't physically possible, which in his book, it was.


"W-what the heck happened…ugh my head," Monk groaned as he regained conciseness. "…AHH!" The monk then sprang up in a fighting stance, frantically looking from one direction to the other. "Where are they?" the dirty blond questioned and then looked forward and flinched. "Oh god, not again!" He had his arms up in a guarded stance as his eye and hands twitched, but to Bou- sans surprise the two fan girls bowed in front of him.

"Gomenasai, Bou-san, we did not mean to act that way it's just-"

"The two of them have never been to one of your concerts, so meeting you here in person is their dream come true," Mai explained bluntly making the brunette and blonde turn chibi, sweat dropping and twiddling their fingers. The monk then blinked at the two girls stunned.

"Yeah, that sums up everything" the two fan girl's reply rubbing the back of their heads nervously.

"Honestly, I expected Iyami to do this, but you Karin? I could see you doing this to one of your favorite paranormal book authors," the brown eyed brunette commented. Karin's face turned a deep shade of crimson in surprise, but then her face changed back to normal…except for the apparent frown on her face and her left eye twitching.

"SHUT UP, MAI!" the blonde yelled, but then blushed slightly and turned chibi along with Mai and whispered in her ear, "People here don't know I'm into the paranormal, and I want to keep it that way!"

"Ah," the brunette answered, laughing slightly.

"MAI!" the black haired narcissist yelled from across the room, making the brunette medium nearly jump out of her skin.

"CAN IT, NARU! I'M COMING!" Mai yelled back and then stomped over like a little kid having a temper tantrum. Iyami and Karin sweat dropped nervously while smiling sheepishly as they watched the scene unfold. Across the room, it could be seen that Mai was yelling at her boss, again. He merely smirked and made a witty come back, leaving the girl flustered, annoyed, and nervous all at the same time.

Confident that he won, Naru walked away smirking, possible even grinning. Oh, how he loved to tease his assistant.

"Pst, Karin," Iyami whispered while a hand cupped her mouth

"Hn?" The blonde replied as she turned her head to look at her brown haired companion.

"You know what Rule # 12* is, right?" the blue eyed girl whispered, smirking slightly.

Karin widened her eyes before she smirked and then nodded.

"Well, Mai's having a problem remembering it," Iyami whispered, now un-cupping her mouth and made a gesture towards Mai by bowing like a butler. "Shall we remind her?" she asked aloud.

"Yes, we shall."

Karin linked arms with Iyami before they took a flash step and appeared behind Mai, who was carrying a file at the moment across her chest.

The two grinned devilishly at each other before yelling, "HEY, MAI!"

Said brunette jumped and dropped the file before turning around to face the mischievous pair.

"H-Hai?" she replied a little shaken up. Her eye was twitching and she looked like a deranged cat at the moment, only missing the cat tail and ears.

"You remember Rule 12, right?" they both asked before they split, circling her on either side before they linked arms once more, facing Mai while standing in front of her.

Mai blinked a few times before she nodded and cocked an eyebrow. "Yeah, why wouldn't I?"

The two then leaned forward so that they were inches from touching the assistant's face.

"Because apparently, you like Naru~," they both sang teasingly. Mai's face lit up like a Christmas light on a tree. Red. Pure, scarlet red. Mai put her hands on either side of her face and was at a loss for words. "I-I-I-I…AHHHHH~!"

By this time, the host club cleared out its customers due to the possibility of violence (which was high. Very high). The SPR members then looked over and saw Mai flailing her arms like she was trying to fly as she ran about the room. "I don't like that narcissistic jerk!" she whined as she ran, but it did her no good.

"Then why are you breaking Rule 12?" the two girls that were supposed to be her friends retorted back at her.

"I'm not going out-"

"Liar."

"But-"

"NO BUTS!"

"What's going on here?" the stern voice of Mai's boyfriend Naru cut through the air like a knife. Everyone froze. Karin and Iyami blinked before Iyami looked Karin's way and smirked. Kari saw this and smirked back. Once again, they linked arms and took a flash step to appear behind Naru.

"So, Naru, do you know what Rule 12 is?" the blonde and brunette girl both asked at the same time. The black clad teen's indigo eyes widened slightly at this and he turned around. There was no one there.

"Hmm?" they both were now in back of Naru where he was standing straight moments ago. The narcissus looked over his shoulder before slowly turning around.

"Rule 12?" he asked, raising a skeptical eyebrow at this.

The Deadly Tag Team's eyes went wide with disbelief at this. "Mai never told you?" the two inquired once again. Silence. Naru didn't even bother replying to something so childish in his book. The two girls then looked to their right and stared at the assistant that was inquired about. "Then I guess we should explain…or better yet, Mai should explain." The two then grinned devilishly before they took another flash step to and from where Mai was, bringing her with them.

"Mai, care to explain," the brunette started; "-What Rule 12 is?" the blonde finished. Mai's face became one of a person who didn't know what the hell was going on. She then looked at Naru, who was staring at her with an eyebrow raised still. A small smirk was apparently visible on his lips. This, as always, caused Mai to turn three different shades of red. "Well are you going to explain or not?" the two girls questioned the brunette medium. "Because if you don't, we would be happy to," the two said devilishly but the brunette just remained silent her face turning a deeper shade of red. "I guess we have no choice," the two girls took a stance pointing on finger in the air "Rule 12 never date a co-worker."

"Never date a co-worker, why does this sound familiar?" one of the hosts pondered.

"Ah, so someone here has seen NCIS, "the girls said in unison looking over at Tamaki with pleased looks in their eyes, also smiling.

"NCIS, what's that?" The faved guitarist asked confusion. The two girls eyes widened in disbelief.

"You mean to tell us Mai never explained NCIS to you guys," the blonde and brunette spoke in shock slightly glaring at Mai who was still trying to wrap her head around one what was going on.

"N-no I never did but-"

"Hush, child!" but two girls didn't realize they said the wrong thing once again.

"Did you guys just tell me to shut up?" Mai asked demandingly cracking her knuckles and her eye was twitching.

"Oh God, she snapped out of it. Let's get out of here!" the two girls said as they try and make a desperate dash for the door. But as always, Karin got caught by her collar of her shirt by Mai. To Karin's surprise Mai got a hold of Iyami as well.

"Gah! How do you stand this, Karin?" the blue eye brunette asked the blonde between gags.

"I got use to this from the countless time you and Mai did this to me," the brown eyed girl replied not gagging as much as Iyami.

"You know to show respect your leader!" Mai shouted as she went to throw the two across the room with this the two girls eyes lit up with panic at the thought. But they were once again cut off by Naru's voice sharply cutting thought the air once again.

"That's enough, Mai. Let them go!" As if she was a dog, Mai heeded Naru's command dropping the two girls to the floor; leaving the two girls there in a daze swirled eye look like a knocked out Pokémon with Honey-sempai raising the k. flag saying,

"Round one goes to Mai-Chan~!" with that the host club couldn't help but laugh a little at the scene before them.

We were lucky this time… was the only thought going thought the two girls heads as they laid there, half conscious.

Leader, I wonder what Mai meant by that…


Bonus Note*
Rule 12 is from a hit TV drama over here called NCIS
It means never date a co-worker o3o;

ANYWAYS

Thanks for reading~ :3

Karin: Yo~ :3

Iyami: Hey~ ;D

Kitty-chan: Hey, I TYPED MOST OF THIS! D:

Sandy: You sure about that? o3o

Kitty-chan: FINE! MAYBE I'LL TELL THEM ABOUT WHEN THEY TRANSF-

Iyami and Karin:-have one hand each across Kitty-chan's mouth- NO SPOILERS! D:

Kitty-chan: -w-'

Mai and Sandy: Yay popcorn :3 -munches on popcorn-