Nick sensually knocked on that Canadian guy, Fady's door. Fady was all like, who could possibly be knocking on my door at this hour, eh? Fady is Canadian therefore he is a communist. Don't be a communist, kids. It's bad and if you're a communist you are bad. Don't talk to polar bears like the dumb ass Canadians. Don't even look at moose. Don't think about moose. They will kill you with their cow-like hooves. Huge, cow-like, murderous, hooves.

Nick was all like, "Mmmh, hello Mr. Fady. I have came here to inquire about your tiny penis. You got a tiny penis because you live in a cold ass place and only people that live in hot places have huge penises." Nick leaned in to the guy's ear, "And in Florida, every day is a heat wave."

Fady's penis got harder than beating the last boss on your first try in Castlevania. Castlevania is fuckin hard. I hate it. Fuck you castlevania. I will piss on your levels and how many times those lazer shits killed me.

Nick looked at Fady's little bump in his pants and rubbed his 3 inch penis accordingly. "Bitch ass Canadian, let's have the sexy times of a millennia. The sex of the century. Let's have the best sex in the universe. The best ever. So good that that black guy flava flave or some shit would be like god damn. I'm just assuming he's good at sex. He just looks like an older version of Snoop Dogg black-slash Snoop Lion to me. You know what. Fuck black celebrities. They just distract me from watching Guy Fieri do his hot stuff. He's not a good cook but he sure loves to eat. I love that in a man. That and making cole slaw. I love cole slaw. I love it so much. One day I'm gonna make a restaurant that only serves cole slaw. Fuck you people that don't like cole slaw. Go lead you cole slaw-less lives else where/ I have a Candadian to fuck."

Fady swooned a lot at the sexy sext text wall even if he wasn't listening to it at all. He was just looking at Nick's magnificent neck beard. It glistened in doughnut crumbs and cake icing. His breathe smelled like hot dogs and gogurt. His shirt was stained with cum, Mitt Romney merchandise, and fleas. The true painting of a real man. And this man is gonna put his Republican penis in side of his Canadian butthole. He's gonna fuck so hard that even rock metal don't have anything on it.

Fady pressed his brown, little, Eskimo finger against Nicks greasy lips and whispered like a horse neighing, "Put the dong ding in my poo poo hole you gosh danged pursy."

Nick buried his 3 inch dick into Fady's pants and started thrusting. Why didn't he take off his pants. What a fucking retard. Even Elmo teaches you this kind of shit. Way to go, retard. Luckily, his hard dick pierced through Fady's beaver fabric like a drill and the place where people get the oil for cars. Fady moaned as he felt his 60000000000 inch in diameter prostate being stimulated. It felt shitty so he pooped all over Nick's very large 3 inch penis. Nick got even more aroused and thrusted with the force of a lot of thrusting. So strong. So hard. So diggity dang boop. So harhrdddddddr ue3idh jiw hjjjjjjjjjiweu jeowuj oiweaj miaou. Wow diggity dang knob. Agh, AUUGH, WOW. IT IS SO HOT, I'M GONN. I'M/. HE'S GONNNN CUM. WOW. HOW DIGGGG..GTTTT. DIG IT LIKE DIGLETT. AH. WOW WOWO WOOWO OW OW. BIG PENIS IN SMALL BUTTHOLE ONLY AVAILABLE ON AMANDA IS HOT DOTTTT NET. GAY SEX INTERRACIAL REPUBLICAN ON COMMUNIST SHOW DOWN POOPIE WORKS 5 STARTS NO ROTTEN TOMATOES ALL FRESH TOMATOES ONE TOMATO. UNIQUE TOMATO BEST TOMATO. THE BEST TOMATO EVER MADE IN THE SPACAL RIFT. DANG. I LOVE PENIS BUTTS.

Nick moaned as he reached his climax and he came in Fady's little hole and fell asleep like 10 seconds afterwards.

Fady didn't even get to cum.

Fuck you Nick.