Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight...that was I lie, it's on my self right now.
I glued sparkles all over Edward's face last year in art class. I own New Moon too. And Eclipse.
Someone stole my Breaking Dawn though :(
Alec: Oh that is terrible...just terrible. I wonder what kind of person would steal a book.
*muahahahaha*
The Volturi Diaries
Entry Two: Alec Volturi
Dear Diary,
Today is Christmas Eve.
Yes, you are probably wondering what I did today.
Well, unfortunately, this Christmas was the same as ever.
I had killed several humans....but I neatly dumped their remains safely into the harbor,
it was Christmas and I thought it would be better than burning them;
at least then someone could find their bodies and contact their families.
We all gathered around our Christmas Tree.
Aro insisted that he was to hand out the presents first.
I received a neatly knit sweater with the letter 'A' on it.
Jane received the same.
The exact same.
When she asked why her's did not have a 'J', Aro wouldn't answer her.
I think he has forgotten how to spell.
The banner he made had said 'Merry Chrismas'
When asked about that, he replied that Chris needed a holiday of his own.
When I asked who Chris was, he said it was his cousin.
His long dead cousin.
Caius never gave anyone presents.
He said Christmas was a waste of a day.
Marcus gave me a new black cape.
Felix have me an empty box, he said it was the last air supply of our world.
Demetri gave everyone identical snow globes.
Jane gave me a hug.
I get those everyday.
Then we all drank some "wine".
Then Aro passed out.
Caius apparently had added some sleeping pills.
That was an interesting 20 minutes of quiet time.
When he had awoken he was missing an arm.
I kind of pity him...he is still looking for his arm.
I'm not sure where Caius hid it.........
Oh well.
Who needs two arms anyway?
The Other Twin,
Alec Volturi