Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own enough dollar bills to purchace Naruto from Kishimoto-sensei. sob

Well, I know it's been a while my friends, but, here it is, the long awaited chapter eight.

It's been a a little long, but either fanfiction was being retarted, or being the technical genius that I am, I was too retarted to figure out what was wrong with fanfiction, because it wasn't uploading new documents. But don't worry, I over came the retardedness I fixed it! Please feel free to be proud of me!

Well here it is!

Oh Woe Is Me, It's Konoha High

Chapter Eight

Ino pulled a brush through her long blonde hair. She ran her fingers from the top to her shoulders.

"Mom?"

"What?" A blonde haired Yamanaka woman walked through the door.

"Should I cut my hair?"

Mrs. Yamanaka gasped, "God no!" She walked away from the door, her own blonde hair swaying as she walked.

Ino rolled her eyes as she watched the woman in a gray Italian-made woman's business suite walked out of the room, "God damn woman… can't give me a minute of her time…"

The blue eyed beauty quickly looked out her door and pulled the white robe off her slender body.

She stood in front of her body length mirror and whistled, "Man…!" She ran her hands down the length of her body. A navy, sequined tube top covered her chest, a black short-short- mini-skirt barely covered her ass, accentuating turquoise-rhinestone belt loosely wrapped around her waist, and knee-length black leather boots that made clicking sounds when she walked across tile.

Ino brushed the blonde hair of her shoulder. She had left it down, and prayed to God that it did get itself caught in the diamond choker.

Finally, Ino frowned, "Damn'it, I look like a cheap a hooker!" She dove back into her closet.

Hours later, Ino was once again in front of her mirror, inspecting the outfit once again.

What covered her body now was a little Chinese number her mother had bought her a birthday ago.

The little light blue dress went till just above the knees. From the top of the hip were little black chords that tied in a bow, and topped off a split. Fishnet stockings started mid thigh and flowed down her slender legs until they disappeared beneath black kung-fu shoes that had little black bows on the heels.

Ino smiled, "Ha, now I don't look like a cheap hooker!" She sat back down at her vanity and pulled her hair up into two separate buns on the side of her head and tied them with long black ribbons. Satisfied, Ino poked silver hoops through her earlobes and touched up her skin tone make-up.

She nodded at her reflection and pulled on a grey cashmere coat, "I'm going out!"

Shikamaru rolled his eyes, "But it's too troublesome."

"Shikamaru… I need some help. Like you said, it's too troublesome!" Shikaku complained to his one and only son.

"But-"

"Come on Shikamaru!"

"Why? Why did you even start the stupid club!"

Shikaku shrugged, "Dunno, but it's going to pay for your way to collage."

Shikamaru groaned, "Fine, fine… I'll help out at your stupid club," The brown haired boy climbed into the car, "But the first time someone grabs inappropriate part of my body, I'm out of there!"

The older Nara started the car and sped out of the driveway, "Right."

Ino flashed her fake ID and walked through the front door. The blonde grinned; she wouldn't see anyone she knew, save Shikamaru's dad. But what did that matter? He never told her father, as long as she didn't file any lawsuits for someone grabbing her ass.

Shikamaru never helped out at the club, he always found some excuse not to go. It was perfect… or so she thought…

Ino pushed her way through the crowd and onto the dance floor where she started to move and groove to the fast pace of the beat. She moved around, grinding against different men and giggling with women years ahead of her. Ino let her hair loose and twirled. Life was grand.

Shikamaru walked through the front doors of the club, slapping the bouncer upside the head as he gave him a hard time.

"Shikamaru…"

"I know… sorry, sorry…" His eyes traveled towards the dance floor. There was a young woman there, in the spotlight. She was radiant in Shikamaru's eyes, her loose blonde hair swaying with the movements of her body, her angelic laugh lost in the gurgling of the crowd. Her lithe body grinding against other's made Shikamaru's inside squirm. The way she moved made the young hormonal boy want to take her then and there. But then, it made him jealous, want to rip whoever was near her to shreds and then, be the only one left for her to dance with.

It was then Shikamaru realized he had two left feet. He would never be able to impress his sexy blonde. No, she would laugh at him, and go tango with the sexy guy that had been hitting on her all night. Shikamaru sighed and followed his father to the bar.

Ino looked up to find some dark haired stranger eyeing her. She walked to him, swaying her hips like the sexy twenty-one year-old she was pretending to be.

He winked at her, making her blushed. A new song, a new dirty song, blasted from the speakers.

Ino squealed as some fat waitress from the diner down the street bumped her into her stranger.

"I guess we were men to dance, no?" He asked in his German tinted Japanese.

Ino smirked, "I guess so," She started to grind against the man as his hands traveled anywhere he could reach, from her thighs to her breasts.

Ino closed her eyes tight as he ran his large hands over her larger chest, sending chills of pleasure through her mind.

The stranger smirked, "You like that do you?"

Ino pushed herself closer to him, "Maybe…"

He smiled, "I'll show you more… if you'll let me."

Shikamaru watched his sexy blonde goddess get down and dirty with some foreign stranger. He watched her close her eyes in ecstasy and softly moan. Shikamaru felt a panging sensation in his gut as his heart pounded.

"I'm going to walk around," Shikamaru waved to his father.

The damned girl was turning him on… way too troublesome.

His eyes traveled to her once more. The man's hands were finding their way under the light blue Chinese style dress. The girl squealed in delight, her eyes snapped open.

Shikamaru cursed. That was Ino.

Ino giggled, "You pervert!"

He pulled his hands off her ass, "You're too sexy for your own good."

Ino purred, "Really?" She played with the collar of his shirt.

"Really," He took her hand and started to pull her to the back.

Shikamaru cursed, "Damn'it!" His hair band snapped, "This is all to damned troublesome!" He blew a lock of hair out of his eyes.

"Hey handsome, wanna dance?"

Shikamaru spun around. His eyes widened. Was that… Hinata?

"Well?"

Nope… not Hinata, too bold, too busty, "No."

"Aw… why not, can't you dance?"

"No."

She grabbed his hand, "Lemme teach you."

Ino gasped, "Stop… stop!"

The man grinned evilly while undressing his little blonde victim, "I thought you wanted me too. You seemed to be enjoying it in public."

Ino screamed. She would've enjoyed the attention… if it was someone else…

"Out, get out and off her you bastard."

Ino whimpered and opened a weary eye.

The man spun around, his hand still in Ino's white panties, "What the hell-? Why are you in here you stupid little mother-"

"I told you to leave."

The dark haired man growled, "You can't tell me what to do you asshole! I can do whatever the hell I want."

It was Shikamaru's turn to growl, "Not in my father's club you can't."

"Oh really? Daddy's boy come to save her?" The man pushed his hand deeper into Ino's panties. He turned on Shikamaru and started to suck on Ino's neck.

"S-Shikamaru-u!"

Shikamaru's stomach clenched again. She said his name like Naruto used to say Sasuke's… an orgasmic whisper.

"He said off."

The man turned around to find a gun in his face.

Ino started to cry.

The man pulled his hand from Ino's panties and raised his hands in the air.

"Now get yourself back in your pants and out."

The man nodded and zipped up his pants and pulled on his shirt, "I-I'm going!"

Shikamaru nodded to the man who he had slapped in the head earlier, "Thanks Takashi."

Takashi nodded, "No problem. I hate those guys who think they can jack anyone they want, anywhere they want."

Shikamaru rolled his eyes. A small whimper brought him back to the present. He ran for Ino as she collapsed.

"Ino!"

"S-Shikamaru-u… I-I'm s-sorry!" She clutched to the front of his shirt and started to cry again, "I-I didn't mean to! H-he-e took a-advantage o-of me!"

His stomach clenched again. He let Ino go and closed the shoji door, "Ino…" He sat cross-legged in front of his friend and pulled off his shirt, leaving him in a white tank, "… why in God's name did you even dance with that ass!"

The blonde burst into tears again, "I-I said I'm sorry!"

Shikamaru pulled the girl into his lap, "Don't do it again…" He yanked his warm shirt down over her head, "… you troublesome idiot blonde."

Ino let out a sob choked laugh, "I'm s-sorry." Ino grasped to the front of Shikamaru's shirt, "I'll never go dancing again…"

Shikamaru frowned… but that would mean, "I didn't say that…"

"I know but-"

"I'll dance with you."

"With you and your two left feet?"

Shikamaru nodded, "Yes, me and my two left feet."

Ino nodded and cradled herself in his arms.

Shikamaru kissed her forehead, "We need to take you home."

Ino shook her head, "No, I don't want to… I wanna stay with you."

Shikamaru sighed, "Fine, tell your parents you're going to my house."

"I already did."

"You did?"

"Yeah, that's what I told my parents."

Shikamaru rolled his eyes, "You lying troublesome girl."

Ino frowned and went to slap Shikamaru over the head, "Hey- w-wait…"

"What?" Shikamaru asked, his legs becoming stiff and the cute look on Ino's face driving him and his hormones (who by now had a mind of their own) mad.

"Y-you're hair is down…"

"Y-yeah…" Shikamaru blushed.

"It's cute, you should keep it that way," Ino smiled.

Shikamaru mumbled something and turned away, "Come on, let's get out of here."

Ino curled up on Shikamaru's bed.

The bathroom door opened and the brown haired savior walked out of the bathroom, steam flowing out behind him and a towel wrapped around his wait, "Ino?"

"Hmn?" She answered quietly.

"Are you alright?"

"No."

Shikamaru checked to make sure he was safe and pulled on a pair of boxers. He sat down on the bed.

Ino crawled towards him and rested her head in his lap, "I feel so violated."

Shikamaru sighed, "I would too."

Ino nodded.

Shikamaru grunted, "Ino…"

"Hmn?"

"Can I finish getting dressed?"

Ino lifted her head, "Yeah."

Shikamaru pulled on a shirt and sat back down on the bed once more, "Ino?"

She looked up at her best friend with weary blue eyes, "Yes Shikamaru?"

Shikamaru gulped as she called his name in a soft whisper. He wouldn't be able to tell her… no while she looked like she did… she would freak, she would… he didn't know what he would do-

"Shika?"

"Hmn? Oh wha-" He shook his head, "One of the mother deer are due, would you like to visit the fawn when it's born?"

Ino nodded sleepily, "Sure, Shika. I'm going to sleep now."

Shikamaru stood so his lady friend could access the covers, "Night Ino," He felt a tug on his arm.

"You sleep here," The small blonde demanded from her pocket under the covers.

Shikamaru sighed and climbed into bed, "Fine, night."

Ino nodded, snuggling up against him, "Nighty night Shika."

She was soon asleep, the effect of the day taking it's toll on the teen.

His stomach clenched again as Ino draped a leg over his own two legs. He fought the blush that was climbing onto his face. How the hell would he tell her now?

"Shikamaru, Ino, get up!" Shikaku cried, excited for what seemed to be the first time in his life.

"Wha-? Fawn?"

"Duh!"

Shikamaru snapped up, carrying Ino with him.

Shikaku winked at his son.

Shikamaru glared at his idiotic father, "Go, I'll meet you down there."

Shikaku disappeared, "Ino, wake up, the fawn is being born."

Ino opened her eyes, "O-okay."

Shikamaru sighed and climbed out of bed, "Were going to miss it."

Ino attempted the action of standing, "I-I can't walk…"

Shikamaru rolled his eyes and bent down so Ino could climb aboard, "Come on."

Ino climbed on and positioned herself comfortably.

The brown haired boy groaned internally, this night was just too damn troublesome.

"Shikamaru! Hurry!"

The two arrived within the second.

"Here, what's happening?" Shikamaru slowly lowered Ino to her feet before peering over the stall. He tired to breathe, running over an two acres out of forty-two acres could run you out of air.

"She's about to give birth, her water has broken already."

Shikamaru nodded, "Right, hot water then?"

Shikaku nodded, "Right. Go quickly!"

Shikamaru jogged off.

Ino looked at the doe, "She's in pain…"

"Yeah, but it'll all be worth it soon."

Hours later, a miscarriage occurred.

Shikaku sat in the pen, bagging the dead animal.

Shikamaru sat in the stall, trying to comfort the crying doe.

Ino sat with him, hugging the sad animal, trying to comfort it while crying tears of her own.

Shikaku returned from carrying the dead animal away, "Come on kids, let's go back to the house."

It was then the doe's water broke for the second time that evening.

"What!" Shikamaru bounced up.

Ino grinned, "I think she was going to have twins."

Another few hours later, a deer was born.

The doe happily licked its baby clean.

Ino smiled, "Aw, it's cute, what is it, boy or girl?"

Shikamaru walked over to the deer and lifted up its hind legs, it peed on him.

"Aw God! It pissed on my face!"

Ino and Shikaku broke down laughing, Ino just sane enough to through him a towel.

"Not funny!"

The doe looked up at him with smiling eyes.

"It was not funny Shiro," He stared at the animal expectantly.

"Shikamaru, she's not going to talk back," Shikaku regained his composure.

Ino smiled, wiping tears from her eyes, "G-God that was h-hilarious!"

Shikamaru frowned, "It's a boy."

Ino nodded, "Right! I know what to name him!"

"Hmn?" Both the Nara's replied.

"Takashi."

"Huh?"

"Takashi, after the bouncer, I always thought he had a good sense of humor."

Shikaku shrugged, "Takashi it is."

Shikamaru shrugged, secretly knowing the real reason behind the name.

"Hey, you don't smell like deer piss anymore!"

"Thank you Ino- what the hell?"

Ino tightened her grip around his middle.

Shikamaru raised an eyebrow, the hug was a little out of character, especially for Ino.

"Thank you Shika."

His stomach clenched again, and it happened. Shikamaru tilted Ino's head up, "You know, I like you more that Sasuke ever will," He pressed his lips to hers.

Ino smiled into the kiss.

Shikamaru pulled away.

Ino wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled him into bed, "I like you better anyways," She ran a hand through his soft hair, "Your hair isn't piled with gel like his."

Okay, that was a little awkward, but I had to do it, a strictly Ino-Shika chapter.

And yes I know, it was VERY sappy and Ino got a little violated there. Don't worry chaps, nothing big happened, except for the fact that little Shika realized that he is in fact growning up wink wink

Well, now that I've established them as a couple... now who? You'll find out in the next... oh who an I screwing, you'll find out when i get to it, sorry all!

Well, I love the reviews I'm getting and I'd like to continue them!

Ja!