I'm back y'all! Did ya miss me?
Mizore: You havn't even touched this fanfic since over a year ago!
I know, I know. But I actually hav a very good reason for that!
Mizore: What is it?
I'm writing a novel!!!
Everyone: RLY??
Yeah! It's going wonderfully! From the perspective of professional authors, my writing skills r incredibly well adapt for my age. From the perspective of people who don't even read books, 'This is f***ing awesome!'. Every single person whom I have ever let read it, even the most fickle of the fickle, absolutely love it! With the way I write, I create drama, visuals, and I capture the readers with every enticing word!
Tsukune: What's it called and what's it about?
It's going to be called EXCELSIUS. That's latin for higher, risen, and/or noble. Here's the summary.
Love, glory, wealth, power, all within their grasp...
A tournament like none mankind has ever seen before attracts countless people from across the world. They must reach the ends of their mortality, fight the fiercest of the fierce, and prove themselves worthy above everyone else. All of this insanity performed for the chance to win a prize of infinite value, the most gorgeous queen in the world and her entire kingdom.
This is the tale of two incomparable warriors who have climbed their way to the top. In the serenity and privacy of the night, affection and desire reach into the coldest parts of their hearts as they are thrust into the game of love, in which only one of them can rise victoriously. And behind the scenes of all of this, a disastrous plot of malevolence and destruction unfolds.
It's, in essence, the plot that I used for my fanfic 'Queen Izumi', but soooo much better!
Yukari: I wanna read that! When will it be out?
I already hav a friend who has a friend who has a friend who knows a guy that works for a publishing organization. But I won't be satisfied with sending it in until about late fall of 2010. I'm also even considering changing the name too. (Adressing all readers) So everyone, I havn't been updating becuz I've been busy with school and the novel and will continue to update late. Also, I'll remember to tell y'all when it is out, free online promotion for the win! ^^ If u hav an idea for the book name, or any questions that I havn't answered, send it to me via review or even email. If u're a girl who is reading this, lov ya 4evers! If u're a guy reading this, lov ya 4evers with a non-gay man-love!
Azeroth5
yo hi got some questions
Inner Moka your my top fav. - I totally respect you and your kind- proud noble and bash idiots who think highly of themselves.
1. Have you ever had any echi thoughts about Tsukune or are they torture related?
2. What did you first think of Tsukune when he unsealed you for the first time?
3. Do you like Tsukune that much that you would threaten the girls with death and have him and his blood all to yourself?
4. OK this has been bugging me for a while since you are the original Moka why did the Rosario not only lock your powers but your personality too or is Outer Moka you deep down inside ?
5. Was it your choice to put the Rosario or was it your families?
6. Did you ever regret putting the rosario cuz thanks to it you were able to meet Tsukune ?
Outer Moka your second fav i won't go in to details.
1. What do you like best in Tsukune except his blood cuz we all know your addicted?
2. Well all know your naive at times but that's what makes you cute and Tsukune likes you but i have to ask did you ever had a echi dream about Tsukune?
3. If and I repeat If Tsukune says he likes Inner Moka more would you try to be more like her and remember this is an IF situation?
4. Did you get along with your family when you were sealed?
Yukari i know your a witch so gets some better magic the tarot card are fine the other stuff suck gets some fire spells or something element.
1. Ok why are you so stupid i mean like you made aphrodisiac that would make Moka seduce Tsukune but damn why didn't you just use it in a better way think a bit ?! and i won't give you ideas cuz you might do it.
Mizore sorry don't have questions maybe i do have one though
1. Are you sure you can win Tsukune cuz your not making much advances as the other girls are?
Kurumu your annoying at times but that makes you you.
1. You know that you don't use your brains that much as use your breast? like Yukari says
2. Damn it girl if you are a succubus and can use illusions why not make the other girls see some fake Tsukune and make them hate him and with that you can him for yourself? P.S. you cannot use the idea since it;s mine and everyone else now knows it (evil grin)
Tsukune my man what's up.
1. If you could control the ghoul instead of him going in to a blood rage do you think you will become more self confident and why not learn some combat moves which you can use along with the vampire powers making making some kick* combos?
2. OK who do you think will win you in the end of the girls and if you don't answer Inner Moka please hurt him? and P.S. it's just who you think not who will that will save you from getting killed.
Haha, I couldn't hav summarized Inner Moka's kind if I tried!
Inner Moka: So u think I'm an idiot!?
Wait, what?? ...oh shit.
*Moments later*
Tsukune: Where did author go?
Inner Moka: I kicked him into next week, u'll see him Tuesday.
Tsukune: O.o
Inner Moka: 1. Torture thoughts are echi? Cuz I think of torturing A LOT of ppl. 2. When I first saw him I thought; yum, LUNCH!!!! Then outer moka told me not to... 3. I'm gonna say no to that cuz saying anything else would imply that I would want him. 4. Yea, that's exactly how it is, I must be a very bipolar person!
Kurumu: That would explain a lot.
Inner Moka: (gets ticked off) Anyway. 5. It was my mother's idea. (A/N: I could be wrong tho, they'll show it in the manga eventually i guess.) 6. Nah, despite my obvious superiority, I like meeting new people.
Outer Moka: My turn! 1. I am not addicted to his blood! (hides a blood drained Tsukune behind her) I love everything about him!. 2. (chuckles) =D In my dreams, we do much more than just echi! 3. I guess, that would make an interesting manga chapter! 4. I was non existant when I was sealed!
Yukari: 1. OMG, u're right!!! (gets idea, rather than lightbulb above head, it's an explosion shaped like crossbones that are laughing maniacly)
Tsukune: I'm kind of scared rite now...
Mizore: 1. Slow and steady wins the race, silly!
Kurumu: Screw going slowly! Me and Tsukune r gonna go bak to my place and just screw!
(Tsukune gets massive nosebleed)
Kurumu: U kno u liked the thought! 1. I would deny that and feel insulted, but it is true, and I don't regret it at all! I was blessed with an amazing rack so I'm gonna use it! ^^ 2. That wouldn't work tho cuz we couldn't hate Tsukune no matter what.
Tsukune: 1. That's wat we're doing in my training! 2. Yea... no matter how I answer that I'm gonna get hurt... whether it's by Kurumu suffocating tits, a rogue yukari bin, piercing vampire fangs, or frostbite! So I just won't answer it.
Lord Destroyer
Inner Moka, 1) Vampires being children of Lilith the Demon Queen...who is my mother by the way, I might understand, since she's been around for ten thousands years or more, but Dracula, who has only been around for five hundred years? 2) Even Evangeline's been around longer than him, so how are vampires his children?
Nice Moka, 1) Are you sure of vampire origin? I mean that makes vampire race five hundred years old, but that can't be since Evangeline became a vampire six hunred eighty years ago, and that means there others before her. 2) Dracula can't be the father of vampires, can he?
Diapers, 1) Aww...does the baby need her diapers changed? 2) You're better off with someone your own age.
Kurumu, 1) I skipped one of your questions to me, here it goes...I think you should pick a fight with Evangeline to see who would win, and for the entertainment value-for me that is.
2) Give up on Tsukune and go for Albireo Imma who prefers to go by Ku:Nel Sanders from Negima. 3) Just go for the breast reduction, unless you want end up looking like Taki.
Mizore, 1) So Evangeline's ice magic is incompatible with your ice abilities, dang-I thought the other way. 2) If you're not Goth, why is it that you dress like one?
Inner Moka: 1. Lilith was the mother of all demons, one of those were Dracula, then dracula made all the vampires! Get it now? 2. Dracula was around for much longer u silly humans knew of him! The one u know of was a different Dracula, named after the original one. (N/A: I made all that up just now! XP)
Outer Moka: 1 and 2. Yeah, inner moka answered my questions.
Yukari: 1. You little bastard . If I knew where u lived I would so giv u a good metal bin to the face! 2. LIES!
Kurumu: 1. Sure, we've faced tougher. 2. NEVER! 3. But... the twins are so amazing!
Mizore: 1. Well, it goes both ways. 2. HOW IS DRESSING IN BRIGHT PURPLE GOTH? I think the way I dress is just sexy.
Tharn
Here's some questions I've always had.
To my all-time favourite, Shirayuki Mizore-chan:
1. Considering how you needed to use them back in the beach episode, how did you hide your powers in the human world when you were smaller?
2. Ever considered to make all the other girls catch a cold or something so that you could be all alone with Tsukune? ^^
3. Do you melt when you hug somebody/get hugged?
4. Did Kurumu tell you where she learnt to "do that kind of stuff with her tongue" in the end?
5. Considering that Snow men/women are endangered and there's so few of them, what kind of excuses do you give/how do you get away when they find somebody you've frozen?
6. Could I have a taste of your lollipop? =P
7. Do people cower if you challenge them to a snowball fight?
To Bus Driver:
1. How did you know Tsukune was a human?
2. Who did you leave in charge of the Bus when you visited Tsukune and the others in the Mirror chapter? Couldn't it have been stolen or something? What would've you done then?
To Gin:
1. Why do you always take your photos with you? Wouldn't it be safer to lock them up somewhere?
2. Do you ever run into Mizore-chan when both of you happen to be stalking/taking photos in the same area?
I'd ask stuff to the others, too, but I can already guess the answer to any question I could ask them.
Mizore: 1. I lived in the snow woman land when I was little. 2. THANK U!! I must try that =D. (glint in her eye) Who knows what I would do to Tsukune in our alone time... 3. Actually, I don't melt, the other person gets frozen! 4. She's a complete slut whore hoe, remember?
Kurumu: WHAT DID U JUST CALL ME??
(insert fight scene here involving massive explosions, claw duels, and fawning over a knocked out Tsukune)
(Both are tired and covered in sweat/melted ice)
Kurumu: Aw man, now after our contest our tshirts are all wet.
Wet Tshirt contest?? WHERE!? I'll need popcorn for this!
Mizore: (smacks author with slab of ice) Anyway. 5. Psh, they'll never find out about any of those! 6. Only Tsukune may suck my lollipop! Among other things he could suck... 7. Haha, yes. Good times, good times...
Bus Driver: 1. Cuz I'm just super mega awesome like that.
Tsukune: Didn't u hav to ask if I was human?
Bus Driver: Hush boy! 2. My bus is magical! It can take care of itself.
Gin: 1. If I didn't take them everywhere I couldn't check em out everywhere! Everyone loves a good boost in the morning, these r mine! 2. Yea, how did ya kno?
Yay for extra long chapters! You know what else is extra long? My............. jacket sleeve! What were u thinking?? ^^