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I really have no apologize for what I did, I was horrible, but I didn't have any time in the last few months, and this year I'm major in English and Literature so i have to learn much more than in the previous years.

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10th Chapter – This and that, no and yes

Rory: We really shouldn't go in there.

Lorelai: What's wrong with it?

Rory: We are already late.

Lorelai: Almost.

Rory: At the moment. But if you go in we will be late.

Lorelai: Almost, Rory. Concentrate. Almost.

Rory: People will despise me. Everybody despise people who are late. I despise people who are late. Nobody will hire me. Nobody hires people who are late.

Lorelai: You will wear a T-shirt saying 'I'm not late, your watch went wrong'.

Rory: Just because you hired Rune, it doesn't mean every boss is an idiot.

Lorelai: Hey! You are talking about… me.

Rory: Rune, mom, Rune!

Lorelai: He's a nice man… in his disgusting way.

Rory: Anyways, we are late.

Lorelai: Then what does it hurt if we stop by Luke's?

Rory: I will never have a job.

Lorelai: You know you will.

Rory: No.

Lorelai: Look, even Kirk has a job.

Rory: Kirk has dozens of job-ishes.

Lorelai: Job-ishes are better then not working at all.

Rory: Are we talking about Kirk?

Lorelai: It's fun to talk about him.

Rory: It's not if you referring to him because you think I would be happy with a future like Kirk's.

Lorelai: If you were open-minded, you would see the Kirk is a successful man.

Rory: Ew.

Lorelai: What?

Rory: America lost the rest of its pride and sanity. Kirk is successful. I can't believe you said that.

Lorelai: Without coffee I'm like this.

Rory: You will be torturing me till I gave in, won't you?

Lorelai: Yup.

Rory: Fine. But I will make sure you will feel horrible when I will live under the bridge.

Lorelai: Don't worry, I'm sure at least Luke will hire you.

Rory: If Luke hires me you will never get coffee.

Lorelai: Hah! You know what? I'm not sympathetic anymore. I don't care if you will live under the bridge. Don't even expect me to bring you food or clothes.

Rory: I didn't expect you to become so Lorelai Charity all of sudden.

Lorelai: I'm a very generous woman.

Rory: Yeah, sure.

Lorelai: I am! I always give out stuff.

Rory: Like?

Lorelai: Lots of things.

Rory: I hope you are not thinking about your dinosaur T-shirt.

Lorelai: It was beautiful and warm.

Rory: It was covered with a T-Rex.

Lorelai: Many people like them.

Rory: Yeah, because they never met any.

Lorelai: Tell that to Spielberg.

Rory: That's a movie.

Lorelai: Famous movie.

Rory: About dinosaurs which eat the people they find and catch.

Lorelai: Your point is?

Rory: I suppose people like watching dinosaurs eating them.

Lorelai: Yes.

Rory: But don't neccessary like wearing a T-shirt with dino-pattern, unless they are three years old.

Lorelai: Or they see the movie 30 times.

Rory: I doubt that there was anybody who has seen that film 30 times.

Lorelai: I believe in Spielberg's power.

Rory: Well, ok. Let's just agree that peolpe who watched it 30 times are maniac.

Lorelai: See? T-Rexes are magnificent.

Rory: Yes, they attract maniacs.

Lorelai: So?

Rory: Kirk was the only one who considered buying your shirt.

Lorelai: That's it! I'm going to tell Luke not to hire you. Under any circumstances.

Rory: Yeah, break my career. Thanks, mom.

Lorelai: Hey, maybe Kirk let you be his business partner.

Rory: Oh, no, don't try to give me little hope. I won't have such luck.

Lorelai: Hope darling, hope.

Rory: Let's just have a coffee.

Lorelai: I knew you would say that.

LATER

Lorelai: It's huge.

Rory: And looks…

Lorelai: Dangerous?

Rory: Yeah, that's the word.

Lorelai: Okay, let's go in.

Rory: Do we have to?

Lorelai: No, we can travel abroad and never come back.

Rory: This is hopeless.

Lorelai: I know how you feel.

Rory: Maybe we could go in.

Lorelai: Why?

Rory: Because that's the place where I'm going to study. I have to go in the lessons or soon they we'll realize that I'm not there.

Lorelai: Oh, I don't think so. Teachers are so careless and impersonal nowdays.

Rory: That doesn't mean they don't have eyes.

Lorelai: How about a poster of you? Let's go and have a photo taken! Then we come back and smuggle it into the classrooms.

Rory: Good plan. But means that we have to go in anyways.

Lorelai: Damn it.

Rory: Let's just get over with.

Lorelai: No. Let me think. I'm sure I can come up with something good.

Rory (starts dragging her): Nonsense that you are more afraid of this school than I'm.

Lorelai: I'm not afraid, I just don't want you to be hurt.

Rory: It will be alright. They can rip my head off, 'cause it's illegal so I think I'm fine.

Lorelai: You are so naive, Rory. They stand above the law. I'm sure they made the constitution up.

Rory: Killing people is a sin, doesn't matter how we look at it.

Lorelai: Oh, believe while you can.

Rory: Paranoid.

Lorelai: You are the last person who trust the constitution.

Rory: There must be a reason why we survived the centuries.

Lorelai: You want reasons? Favorable climate and various TV programs. These are the reasons.

Rory: You just came from a Mel Gibson movie, didn't you?

Lorelai: Is it really so obvious?

Rory: Well, you are just a patriot.

Lorelai: Rory.

Rory: Yes?

Lorelai: I think we are approaching the school.

Rory: That's the plan.

Lorelai: You mean, we are going to go in?

Rory: Yup.

Lorelai: You sure that is not the building which is getting closer?

Rory: Do you see that parts of yourself which connect you with the ground? They are called 'legs' and with the help of them we are getting closer to the entrance.

Lorelai: You mean it all comes from me?

Rory: Kind of.

Lorelai: How did I not notice?

Rory: Maybe you want to go in and you feel it… somewhere… deep in your soul… or heart.

Lorelai: Don't give me this Freud speech.

Rory: What can I say? I'm going to attend to a school filled with intelligent people. I need to spare the stupid referrings and lines.

Lorelai: My legs are traitors and my child is a smart ass. I have such a dramatic life.

Rory: At least you don't have a drama queen as your mother.

Lorelai: Maybe I should think about that prospectus they gave me in high school about family planning.

Rory: Aren't you a little late?

Lorelai: No.

Rory: Okay.

Lorelai: Fine, maybe.

Rory: If you say so.

Lorelai: You know I can always leave you on the threshold of an orphanage?

Rory: I think I was 4 years old when I learnt our address.

Lorelai: You are too clever.

Rory: Sorry for disappointing.

Lorelai: I could leave you in a foreign country.

They reach a strairway.

Rory: This way.

Lorelai: Cuba, that's it.

LATER

Rory is walking on the corridor alone to find her locker. When she succeeds a guy appears behind her.

Tristan: Are you new?

Rory: Oh my god, you frightened me!

Tristan: I didn't know you were so easily frightened.

Rory: I'm not… I mean I'm not the type who watches Ring behind a pillow.

Tristan: I would have guessed you don't like horror movies.

Rory: I didn't say I do.

Tristan: Good.

Rory: Yeah.

Tristan: Yeah.

Rory: Well, I have to go… Lots of paperwork to do, you know.

Tristan: Care for a party?

Rory: What?

Tristan: A party on Saturday. We've got a house for ourselves.

Rory: We? You and… ?

Tristan: Dudes and everybody actually.

Rory: This sound like a party Hugh Hefner would organise.

Tristan: No, we don't have naked girls running around.

Rory: Reasurring.

Tristan: So?

Rory: Oh…

Tristan: Maybe I can speak with some girls to jump into the pool topless if you insist.

Rory: Don't do that.

Tristan: You sure not an easy girl. Naked?

Rory: Err…

Tristan: hey, I've got an idea. You could jump into the pool.

Rory (blushes): Are parties always like this?

Tristan: Hey, I was just kidding.

Rory (more embarassed): Oh. Ok.

Tristan: We may have some drunk people trown into the pool, but only fully-clothed.

Rory: Thanks for the invitation, but…

Tristan: I didn't get to the best part yet!

Rory: It was exciting enough I think.

Tristan: Why don't you come?

Rory: Maybe next time.

Tristan: Only if you promise you will bring your bathing suit.

Rory: You wish.

Tristan: Oh, you are so innocent.

Rory: Okay, just stop it know, ok?

Tristan: I like it.

Rory: You probably like every girl who is breathing.

Tristan: Do I look like it?

Rory: Definitely.

Tristan: I knew there was a problem.

Rory: Okay, goodbye, party boy.

Tristan: Just one more question.

Rory: Yes?

Tristan: Do you have a boyfriend?

Rory: None of your business.

Tristan: Is that a 'no'?

Rory: No.

Tristan: Then a 'yes'?

Rory: And what if?

Tristan: Nothing.

Rory: Can I go?

Tristan: Nobody's holding you back.

Rory: I'm glad.

Tristan: I'm glad you are glad.

Rory: Hi.

Tristan (calling after her): Next time!

LATER

Lorelai: Wait, that man is still alive?

Rory: The party maniac?

Lorelai: No! I mean Hugh Hefner.

Rory: I think…

Lorelai: Maybe the blonde was he in this body.

Rory: Reincarnation?

Lorelai: Or like that Steve Martin movie.

Rory: What?

Lorelai: You know the one with the old, rich woman, who wants to stay young so she decides to move her soul into an another body which belongs to a beautiful girl.

Rory: You do realize I don't know what are you talking about?

Lorelai: Of course in the end the evil girl loses and the wrinkled one wins.

Rory: Evil? Who's evil?

Lorelai: I thought I taught you better. Evil is the opponent of God.

Rory: I know it.

Lorelai: Then?

Rory: What?

Lorelai: Who knows.

Rory: Mysterious.

Lorelai: Hefner or I?

Rory: Both of you. Although you are more.

Lorelai: I knew I was special.

Rory: I wouldn't be so proud of it.

Lorelai: That's because you are not me.

Rory: Surprise.

Lorelai: Life is full of them, isn't it?

Rory: Sure.

Lorelai: Okay, so back to the blondie.

Rory: He was… maniac.

Lorelai: So I've heard. Is he good-looking?

Rory: Maybe. I didn't look.

Lorelai: Sure you did.

Rory: Leave me alone.

Lorelai: I knew you stared at him.

Rory: He was constantly talking about a party.

Lorelai: He is a party type.

Rory: And naked girls.

Lorelai: He is a teenager.

Rory: Please.

Lorelai: He was trying to embarrass you.

Rory Then he did a great job.

Lorelai: He is the Playboy-type.

Rory: I hope not all of the people are like him.

Lorelai: Oh, hope 'till you can.

Rory: Maybe I should rethink using the unintelligent lines.

Lorelai: Yay!

Screen fades as they are talking at Luke's.