thanx to TehMarishal and Elastic poodle for their ideas! I finally got around to using some. Thanx for my loyal readers and new readers, sorry it took a longer time this week, but it was a holiday weekend in the states so I've been going non stop doing stuff with me family and friends. On with the robots!
Disclaimer: I own nothing cept Emma. If i did I would be rich and have a swimming pool full of money.
;p
Summary: The battle rages on.
Optimus Prime just couldn't help himself in checking out as Sari put it, the newest fad that had caught bee's attention. And for once it was not illegal or endangering to any of their health.
Or so it seemed.
"What this called?" He asked leaning over the yellow bots shoulder as he typed into the main computer.
"Instant Messenger." He answered, "You can talk to people with a few clicks of a button, even if they're million of miles away."
"And who is EVILOVERLORD22?" He asked
"You know I don't know." Bee answered, "I was talking to Emma, telling her to go pick us up some video game on the way home from running errandes. This guy must have just joined in."
EVILOVERLORD22: *insert *L* hre FOOLS Ill POWN! u ll!
Sweetlilbee23: 8i did u JstCllMe a noob?
EVILOVERLORD22: NOOB! *times infinity
Sweetlilbee23: O yeh! wel
Sweetlilbee23: *shakes aft in face Kss at!
"Bumblebee!" Optimus accused as Bee only shrugged, "He called me a noob. I can't take that sitting down."
EVILOVERLORD22: :P *destroys noob & steps on noobs remains
New person had enetered chat room .
Repoman101: *sweeps ^ extra pRtz dEz wiL seL gr8 auction.
Sweetlilbee23: U can't hav my spare pRtz!
Repoman101: : yyssw whuz goin 2 stop me? *runs awA w extra pRtz
Repoman101 has left the chat room.
CrazyindaCervo has entered the chat room.
CrazyindaCervo: PINAPPLES! WE reqiR PINEAPPLES!
Sweetlilbee23: Wtf? Pineapples?
EVILOVERLORD22: 8I
CrazyindaCervo: Down by ze bay where da watmelons grow
EVILOVERLORD22: NOT 'GEN! *runs away and hides under rock
CrazyindaCervo: I'm brngN om mah bb bumblebee
CrazyindaCerbo has left the chat rooom.
CoolrdanIce: I don't tnk dat u cn actuly brng hom a bee. d sheer sIz of r hands wd B nuf 2
CoolrdanIce has left the chat room
AngryIssuz has entered
AngrIzzuz: bee nuf 2 crush it 2 bits
Sweetlilbee23: Hrsh!
Optimus blinked trying to clear his optics. "Bee is this some kind of new earth laungauge?"
"Yeah It's called chat speak. Sari told me all about it." Bee answered as he continued to type quickly into the keyboard.
gudboi101: LL hail MEGATRON! :O!
Sweetlilbee23: W8 s dis Lugnut?
gudboi101 has left the chatroom.
"Bumblebee you're cavorting with the enemy!" Optimus scolded, "Sign off now."
"But." Bee started
"Now!"
"Right boss bot." He answered clicking the exit button on the chat room, "Happy."
"For the moment yes. Everyone is now forbade from doing chat rooms-"
"Blah. Blah." Bee muttered to himself as he re clicked open the chat room.
Sweetlilbee23: Newayz I rwl u suk KIMB
Sweetlilbee23 has signed off.
Screamer1000 has entered
Screamer1000: Come back autobot! And fight like a decepticon.
EvilOVERLORD22: ur sucha noob! cnt u spk n ch lingo?
EVILOVERLORD22: uv fAled me agn!
Screamer1000: *sobs self to recharge in corner I HATE U!
EVILOVERLORD22: w Ls S nu?
EVILOVERLORD22 has signed off.
Screamer1000: Yes! I WIN!
Screamer1000: Hello?
Screamer1000: Fine! I didn't want to talk to any of you poor excuses for mechs anyways.
Screamer1000 has signed off.
Stories before Recharge
Summary: The Jet twins wanted the whole earth experience.
They were breaking so many rules, but they had promised not to tell Sentinel how Jazz was planning to go to the earth concert if he let them do this.
"I see we have company for story time." Emma commented as she sat on the knee of bumblebee as she twins sat on either side on the huge coach.
'Story time!" Fire cried punching his fist in the air, as Storm yawned, "Be getting on with it organic."
"Emma." She corrected as she cleared her throat and began "There was once a very er adventurous and strong mech called Cinder. And cinder had grown up with a kind and loving creator, until the creator decided he wanted someone to help train cinder who had been made for the front lines of the war that had ravaged the kingdom of Cybertrog, torn between uh, the automins and the deceptins who were constant fighting over who was better. And it was hoped that with proper training cinder could rise to be the one who stopped the war. "
"Hehe. I be liking this story." Storm laughed as he tuned his other audio receptor as Fire seemed to be hanging on her every word.
Boys, Emma rolled her eyes as she continued, "Now the creator, became bond mated as he had fallen head of heels for a evil but gorgeous mech called Sentinlina who had two femmes of her own called Blurrrrrran and Jizz."
"Hey that is just like Sentinal Prime sir." Fire pointed out
"Shh!" Emma scolded as she continued become more animated as she continued waving her hands.
" But the creator was killed by a mishap in the lab and Cinder had to live with Sentinlina and his two step femmes Blurran and Jizz. They were not the most pretty of all the mechs and where often jealous of Cinder who though was covered in ash and dirt because the evil step-creator forced him to fight over and over in practice, was still very handsome, because he was a guy not a girl."
"One day Sentinlina received a very elegant looking e-vite in the trans messaging system that invited her and her two femmes to the ball that would celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Magnus who ruled over the automins half." "Come my pretty two femmes we have to be ready, for I here the Magnus is looking for a bond mate to help in executing stratergies'Sentinal told them. And of course the two femmes were all two happy to tease poor cinder about it, when he asked if he could come as well. 'You are much to ugly,' Jizz told him as blurran spoke to fast for most mechs to understand her, 'Yeahyouareworselookingthanarunoverorganic' Poor cinder, but he wanted desperately to go."
"Why didn't he just blast them?" Jetstorm asked annoyed as Bee nodded.
"Cinder had a very low self esteem, for while he had great power, he was often told he was useless or stupider than a new born plotoform." Emma explained as Fire nodded in agreement, "So Cinder watch them go as Sentilina had made sure deactivate his boosters so he couldn't follow if he wanted to. Poor cinder was so upset he ran outside into the garden and began to break everything he could get his hands on. Until he heard a voice."
"Why are you crying?" it asked him. He looked up to see a floating organic who had wings. 'Because I'm a worthless plotoform who is only good for target practice.' He answered dropping a vase he had been in the midst of smashing as he sat on the ground. 'No your not. You were designed to kick butt and kick aft you do.' it answered. He stared at it . It had two short pigtails of red hair and a pair of blue wings. 'Listen I'll help you out."
"Be having any action this story?" Jetstorm asked
"We're getting there." Emma answered, "So yeah the fairy gave him new boosters and made him all clean so he could go to the ball. "
".blah." Jetstorm interrupted, "Action, he be taking on the deceptins?"
"Yeah. Yeah." She nodded, "So while at the ball Sentinllina was making a idiot of herself as she waltzed around trying to impress the Magnus, showing off her daughters amazing skills,
'So blurran is the fastest mech and Jizz is cyber-ballerina.' She continued on and on as the Magnus yawned. That was all nice, but he needed someone who could connect with own creation, Storm, who stood in the corner by himself. '
Boring.' He complained as the girls tried to impress him with flatterly, being a young mech he wasn't interested in any of it yet. That was until Cinder crashed through the roof, he hadn't gotten used to his new boosters.
'Hi!' He smiled at storm who raised an optic and then laughed, 'wanna go flying?"
'Sure.' Cinder answered as the two took off into the sky, but there newfound joy was cut short as the Screamer came and flew off with Cinder, because he wanted his boosters.
'Steal my thunder will you!' The screamer cried as he began to crush poor cinder in his claws.'" She stopped as Jetstorm suddenly yelled out, "What! What happens?"
"Well-" Emma smiled pressing her fingers together and glancing up," What does happen bee?"
"Uh, well he drags him back to his moon base and it going take him apart piece by piece in order to fuel his giant machine that was blow away Megacycle, the leader of decertifies."
" That and he was very jealous of how cool his boosters be." Jetfire interjected
"Right." Bee nodded, "So as he was strapped to a med table facing certain doom he cried, 'Please let me go.'
'Aww poor Automin.' The seeker teased, 'I'll let you go to the well of sparks.' Before he laughed evilly.
'No you won't be doing!' Storm yelled as he attacked the seeker punching him hard enough to wake up a stellar cycle later, 'Are you being okay?'
'Besides I am strapped to table, yes I is okie for dokie.' Cinder answered as Storm helped him to break free before they flew back of to the ball.
'I'll get you!' the seeker cried as he tried to yank his head from the wall but he was stuck, 'Slag.'"
"And the two automins flew around and did all sorts of trick, but the fairy that had helped Cinder warned that he would only be clean and shiny until he found his confidence. And then he would be broken once more. So Cinder crashed back into the ballroom and Sentinal began to scream at him.
'Why aren't you at home you eye sore!' She yelled grabbing Cinder, 'Out now!'
But Cinder was tiered of being pushed around so he tossed his stepmother through the whole in the roof and his two stepsisters ran after her screaming for their beloved mother. " Emma paused taking a deep breath and finished, "And Cinder realized after he and Storm had worked so well together that it must mean they had come from the same plotoform. So Cinder happily went to live with Storm as brothers, and became high level ranking officers in the Magnus kingdom of Cybertrog."
"I love a happy ending." Bee yawned as he tried to lift himself from the tangle of robotic limbs, but the two twins where deep in recharge and Jetfire had a good grip on the yellow mech squeezing him like a teddy bear.
"Sleep well bee." Emma told him as she jumped to the ground-leaving Bumblebee to be used as a personal pillow and stuff animal.
"Slag." he muttered
There are no Happy endings
Summary: Prowl thought he would have peace when he reached the well of sparks.
He had been waiting all his life to reach this point. The ultimate end when he would become one with the spark and finally have peace.
Until he realized he had company.
"HiProwlwhat'shappeningyouremebermedon'tya?"
Blurr. He began to ram his head against the air as they floated in nothingness.
"You'llneverbelievewhathappenedIwasonthemoonandIrealizedthatstarscreamwasaliveandIwenttoreportitomycommanderlongarmwhoIdiscoveredwasactuallyadecepticonandyouknowwhathedidheturnedonthe garbagemachineandcrushedmeintoacube
acube!me!"
"To bad it didn't damage you're vocal circuits." Prowl muttered he floated mid air trying to block out the hyper bot who chattered away.
"Allright that's it!" He yelled diving right for the well, unsure of what laid beyond, but it had to better then staying here.
"HeyprowlwiatformeIdon'twantotbealonecausethenI'llstarttalkingtomyselfandi'llbelonelyandgocrazylikethatnontraitorwasp."Blurr yelled as he floated after him through the bright blue light. There was a flash and the well of sparks became peaceful once more as it was vacant of inhabitants.
In the End
Summary: Prime's thoughts as he faces imminent death.
A great bot had once told him that being a hero wasn't written in his programming.
Yet as he stood before the most destructive force known to the autobots,he couldn't help but wonder if he wasn't programmed to be a hero then what was keeping him from saving his own skin. What was keeping him from letting him take down the one bot who had always scorned him?
If he wasn't meant to be a hero then why was he standing here death staring him the in the face plate ready to send him to well of sparks, but he was ready. As Sari would say, Bring it on.
Science Fair
Summary: Sari learns why techno organics should not be left alone in the science department of cybertron.
She had been visiting Bee. Ever since Megs had been defeated the Autobots had returned to Cybertron at the request of the city of Detroit. Heck she was ready to go with them if her dad would let her move in ,but no he was so overprotective of her.
"But Emma gets to go." She whined
"Emma is 24 years old and quite capable of taking care of herself. You are 14 years old and still learning how to operate your systems. And besides they still have a rule about no organics."
.Blah. Big deal. So of course the yellow bot had agreed that she could come over, though he had radioed he was running late.
And being the naturally curious child she was, Sari couldn't help but wander, get lost, and whined up about to be a sciene fair experiment.
"Shall we dissect the techno organic?" some over sized brain headed bot asked as he held by one foot as a femme who could be a nurse looked closer.
"Ahh! What are you doing?' Bee yelled racing through the doors as he snatched her away, "She's my science fair project go find your own."
"Don't you have duty to report to solider?" the bot asked unfazed by his sudden intrusion looking down at bee.
"Sir yes sir." Bee replied as he ran out Sari in his hand only stopping when they were far enough away for no one to hear or see that he had a organic.
"So you rejoined? 'She asked from his hand.
"Yep. They let me and prime back in after we proved what we were made of. I'm training to be a scout." He smiled proudly
"What about Emma?" She asked as she floated along beside him.
"Oh she's been hanging with Ratchet and the twins a lot." He shrugged, "Something about learning to repair."
"Thanks for coming so fast. How'd you know?" She asked rubbing the back of her neck.
"You had your com link on." He shrugged,"I could hear everything."
"Including my screams of terror." She laughed grateful she knew bee, "I don't think I'll be exploring Cybertron alone. Ever. I might wind up as an Entrée next time."
lalaalalal the repoman is coming to get you! anyone guess what movie it's from?
answers to last weeks was Hitchhikers guide to the universe (book series) and Portal (game) congrats to I play wid fir3 and ElasticPoodle who each got one of the questions right.
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