Hunger Games Abridged! CHAPTER 10 FOR jaide00
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I love you all! So many of you! I'm bored...so WRITING A NEW CHAPTER! Thank you reviewers that reviewed chapter 9:Wetstar, Y.O.L.O So do it right, bacon ninja1209, writing-noobie, HeartshapedArrow!
(Katniss stalks back onto her floor, she gets pissed and throws an arrow at Haymitch and Effie)
Haymitch: So I told Laquisha...
Effie: Omigod, I know!
(Arrow almost hits them)
Effie: What the hell?!
Haymitch: GURLL, YOU MESSING WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E *he passes out*
(Katniss ignores this and walks back to her room)
Katniss: Screwthegamemakers,screwthegamemakers,screwthegamemakers
(She begins making a voodoo dummy)
(Random reviewer yells from the audience)
Randomreviewer: KATNISSSSSS, HOW COULD YOU?!
Katniss: WHAT?!
Randomreviewer: YOU ENDANGER YOUR FAMILY! THEY COULD KILL THEM!
(Somewhere, random voices of Prim and her Mom come in)
Prim: THANKS A LOT KATNISS!
Mrs. Everdeen: YEAH THANKS A LOTTTTT!
Katniss: WHATTTT?!
(she passes out on the bed)
(Peeta walks in)
Peeta: Hey Katniss...OMIGOD!
(he sees her passed out)
Peeta: NOW'S MY CHANCE!
(The audience throws bread at him)
Audience: NOT KATNISS YOU B****
(Peeta runs out)
Peeta: FUH-YINE!
(at dinner)
Katniss: (wakes up) I SMELL FOOD. YES.
(she runs to the dining room and crashes onto the chair)
Haymitch: OMIGOD GURL, WHATS YO PROBLEM?!
Cinna: Katniss, is something wrong?
Portia: (slaps his head) of course you idiot!
(I come in)
Me: NOT CINNA YOU B****! (Kicks Portia out of the story)
(I bow and leave)
(They stare)
Katniss: I SHOT AN ARROW AT THEIR DAMN HEADS! THEY WOULD LOOK BETTER IF THERE WAS AN ARROW IN THEIR HEADS!
(Haymitch and Effie look at each other)
Haymitch: They would
Effie: YOU SHOT AN ARROW AT THE GAMEMAKERS HEAD?!
(she takes out a whip, with a heel attached to the end)
Peeta: Well, they already took the lash out on her! So technically, SHES OKAY! DAMN EFFIE STOP!
(he Knocks out Effie)
Cinna: Well...
Katniss: I WILL SURVIVE! I WILL SURVIVE!
(Haymitch looks at her)
Katniss: FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Peeta turns into Peeta Hulk and kinda runs off)
Cinna:Well, lets get that training score!
(They turn on TV)
Ceaser: Now, for the tributes score!
(5 minutes later)
Ceaser: Marvel, with a score of...9
(You can hear distant screaming down below)
Ceaser: Glimmer, with a score of...8
(You can hear additional screaming)
(10 minutes later)
Ceaser: Cato, with a score of...10
(Hearing EVEN MORE SCREAMING)
(I go downstairs and shoots the Careers tributes with a piece of bread. I'm running from them as I type...Help?)
Ceaser: Clove...with a score of...9
(LATERRR)
Ceaser: Rue, with a score of...7
(Rue joins in the chase)
Ceaser: Thresh, with a score of...8
(I'm being chased by 6 tributes now!)
Ceaser: Peeta Mellark...with a score of...8
(Peeta Hulk falls down)
Ceaser: Katniss Everdeen...with a score of...11!
(Katniss faints)
(I throw Katniss to the tributes chasing me and RUN)
(NEXT MORNING)
(I'm trying to avoid Katniss's arrows when...)
Haymitch: HEY KATNISS! PEETA GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!
(Peeta comes in)
Peeta: I'm riding solo, solo, solo!
Katniss: WHAT?! (she stops and aims the arrow at him)
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