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Total Drama Takedown
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Chris: Last time, on Total Drama Takedown:
The campers split into 5 teams of 4, but Tyler and Harold sadly could not participate, due to, uh, difficulties, hehe. The campers were sent into the woods and were forced to assassinate each other using these wicked cool trank guns! Lucky campers. Well it all came down to a not so epic showdown between DJ, Izzy, Katie, Trent, Courtney, Jim and Melanie. Too bad Courtney ruined all the tension by shooting her own teammate, and herself! And we thought Izzy was psycho! Courtney got what she wanted when Trent was voted off, much to Gwen's disappointment. So what will happen this week? Will Noah stop going to sleep during challenges? Will Katie and DJ finally admit that they "dig" each other? And will crazy CIT Courtney get what she deserves for cheating Gwen's man off the show? I sure hope so, cat fights are great for ratings!
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As the 21 remaining campers sat in the Mess Hall, no one said a word. They were all concentrated on something or another.
Gwen was depressed, and sat alone, mourning the loss of Trent. Across the room, Courtney grinned smugly at this, celebrating her victory over the goth.
DJ was also depressed, as his four best friends, Owen, Geoff, Duncan, and Trent had already been voted off. Katie sat with him, offering comfort to the big Jamaican, who smiled warmly at his crush, despite his sadness.
Bridgette was a complete mess at the moment. She was angry at Courtney, assuming she was the cause of Trent's elimination. She missed Geoff with a passion, feeling that he could brighten the mood during such a depressing time. And on top of that, her best friend was also a mess, and there was nothing she could do about it.
Harold was somewhat happy that Courtney hadn't been on his butt lately, and that she seemed to find a new enemy in Gwen.
Ezekiel was thinking about apologizing to the girls for his sexist comments, because even though Sadie seemed to enjoy his company, the other girls ignored the prarie boy most of the time.
Heather was grinning as she looked over at Courtney and Gwen, knowing that this rivalry may keep her under the radar for a while.
And most other campers, like Tyler, Emily, Cody and Sadie, just minded their own business and tried to stay out of the battle.
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Confession Cam:
Gwen: I know Courtney was the cause of Trent getting voted off. I mean, I made Walter vote for Heather, so unless Trent voted for himself, there's no way he could've gotten voted off. *Throws hands up, then narrows her eyes* That bitch is going down.
Walter: *Rubbing head* Woah my head hurts.
Courtney: My plan is working perfectly! All I need to do it get rid of that weird goth, then I can go back to getting that cheating worm Harold!
Izzy: Hehe, Courtney is such a wackjob!
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Chris walks through the Mess Hall doors, grinning.
Chris: Hellllo campers!
Jim:*Looks up* Sup
Chris: *Looks at Jim weirdly* Uh, it's challenge day. And boy, do we have a surprise for you!
Sadie: Cupcakes?
Katie: *Turing to her friend* OMG they are like, so yummy!
Chris: No. Now shutup and let me talk,ok?
All the campers stare at him blankly.
Chris: Good. Now, campers, for the rest of the game, up until the top ten, you will be divided into two teams.
Sadie: But what if I'm not with Katie!
Chris pays no attention to the chubby girl and continues speaking.
Chris: The first team will consist of:
Eva
Katie
Noah
Ezekiel
DJ
Tyler
Bridgette
Kenny
Emily
Teresa"
Chris: You will be known as: The Speedy Geckos!
The team groups and Chris throws DJ a green banner revealing a gecko with a thunderbolt over it.
Kenny: Awesome!
Meanwhile Katie and Sadie are crying to Chris.
Katie: But Chris, we need to be together!
Sadie: Totally!
Chris: Fine! Whatever, Sadie, switch with Emily. Happy?
Sadie/Katie: EEEEEE!
As Katie and Sadie skip off, and Emily walks over to the others, Chris announces the other team.
Chris: So that leaves:
Harold
Cody
Heather
Justin
Gwen
Izzy
Courtney
Melanie
Jim
Walter
And Emily, I guess."
Chris: You will be known as: The Sliding Snakes!
This team now groups and a banner is tossed to Walter, revealing a snake sliding down a hill.
Harold: I'm a snake! Wicked!
Heather: Uh, snakes? So dumb.
Chris: Whatever, now let me reveal today's challenge.
Chris reaches behind his back and pulls out the same handcuffs used in the last season, causing Noah to scoff.
Noah: Psh, real original!
Chris: *Narrows eyebrows* Ugh, I cannot wait until you're voted off. But yes, we will be using these handcuffs. This season it will be different, though! We're gonna attach them to your ankles!
Eva stands up and throws her brown slop at Chris' head angrily, then sits down again.
Chris: *Wiping slop off side of head* Can't wait til you're voted off either! Now let me explain the challenge. Each team will be divided into five teams of two. You will be dropped off on the huge cliff, and race down it. Last team of two to cross the finish line will have their whole team sent to the ceremony. Got it? Good. Let's go.
Jim: Wha?
Walter: Uh dude, our team is odd numbered.
Chris: Oh, yeah. *Thinks, then snaps fingers* One of you will be attached to Chef.
This causes the entire Snake team to scream and cower under their tables as Chef walks out of the kitchen.
Chef: Someone say my name?!
Chris: Chef, you will be participating in today's challenge.
Chef glowers at the host angrily, then sits down at a table mumbling something.
Cody peeks out from under the table and looks at Chris.
Cody: So what are the teams, Chris?
Chris: Hmm, let's see….. For the Geckos:
"Eva & Ezekiel"
Ezekiel looks at Eva hopefully, but she turns and growls at him, causing the prarie boy to yip and hide under a table.
"Noah & Tyler"
Tyler: Booyah, brother! Brains and brawn!
Tyler runs to give Noah a high five, but trips and lands on his face.
Noah: More like just brains…..
"Emily & Teresa"
The two mentioned girls look at each other and shrug.
"Sadie & Kenny"
Sadie waves to Katie sadly, and walks over to Kenny.
"Katie and DJ"
Katie jumps into a surprised DJ's arms and hugs him affectionately.
Chris: Ok, now for the snakes:
"Izzy & Cody"
Cody's eyes go wide as Izzy jumps on his head smiling.
Izzy: Me and my sexy partner shall own you all!
Cody:*Grins* Sexy?
"Walter & Melanie"
Walter shyly waves towards Melanie, who offers him a friendly smile.
"Jim & Bridgette"
The skater smiles at the surfer, who nods back, nervous of Jim's low intelligence.
"Gwen & Courtney"
Gwen's eyes go wide, as the CIT's.
Gwen: Oh, no way! Not with that bitch!
Courtney: Are you kidding! I was a CIT, you can't do this!
Chris: Uh, yes I can.
The two girls grumble angrily then stare each other down, hatred in their eyes.
"Heather & Justin"
Heather grins over at her evil accomplice, who smiles back and nods.
"That leaves Harold & Chef"
Chef:*Surprised* I'm with that kid? *Points to Harold who is picking his nose*
Harold:*Offended* I'm not too happy either, "Mr. I cook bad"! Gosh!
Chris: Ok then? Well, if you cannot stand you're partner at all, and you must be set free, we have the wimp key here*Holds up key*. But be warned, if you use the key, your team automatically loses. Now get into your teams and prepare to be three-legged.
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Confession Cam:
Izzy & Cody: Izzy: Omaigod this is soo fun, it's like weird, ya know?
Cody: Uh….. What?
Gwen &Courtney: Gwen: Ok, I know this dumb, naggy bitch is the reason Trent was voted off, but I can't risk using the key.
Courtney:*Angrily* I'm right here!
Tyler & Noah: Tyler: Woooohoooo! This challenge is totally our's, baby! Yeah!
Noah: *Shakes head* Jocks……
Katie & DJ:*Zooms in on heads* Katie: It's, like, sooo sad that I'm not paired with Sadie.*Smiles* But then again, now I get to be with DJ here. Right DJ?
DJ: *Scratches back of neck* Uh, yeah, Katie
Katie: What's wrong, you seem kind of nervous. *The camera zooms out to show that due to DJ's large size, the skinny BFF is forced to sit on his lap and they are tightly squeezed together*
DJ: Oh, it's nothing.
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The campers stand on the beach, linked to their partners at the ankles, when they hear the sound of a helicopter. They look around nervously, and then see Chris, lowering his signature copter right above the campers.
Kenny: Hit the deck!
All the campers bolt off in different directions, Eva sweeping Ezekiel off his feet and dragging him painfully. Chris grins and hops out of the helicopter, as all the campers (And Chef) turn and glare at him.
Courtney: Not ok, Chris!
Gwen:*Glaring at Courtney* For once I agree with this bitch.
Courtney: Hey!
Chris: Chill! Hehe, well here's your ride to the top of the cliff!
Chef: Chris man, you can't fit all of us on one helicopter!
Chris: Just watch me!*Pulls out giant folded net* Hahahahaa!
Tyler:*Turns to Noah* I think he finally went over the deep end, dude.
Noah: Oh, he went over the deep end a long, long time ago.
Chris: Ok, let's do this thing!
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Chris grins as he flies the helicopter over the lake, with all the campers and Chef trapped in a giant net hanging from the bottom of the plane. The campers are obviously having trouble finding room in this immensely cramped net.
Bridgette: Where's my sandal!
Walter: Did someone bite my toe!
Gwen: Cody, you're leg is in my back!
Noah: Izzy! Stop chewing on my toe!
Harold: Mai nose! She is brokeded!
Cody: OO, whose thigh is this?
Eva: Mine!
Cody: Oh god!
Katie: Sadie! Where are you!
Kenny: I lost my glasses!
Chris grins down at the net, and stops directly above the top of the cliff. He winks at the camera then grins and pokes a big red button. The net drops from the plane, causing the pile of teens to drop 20 feet and land painfully on the cliff. Chris grins and pops his head out the window.
Chris: Well, you guys better hurry up! See you at the finish line!
With that, Chris grins and takes his helicopter out of sight. Down below, the campers are scrambling to get free of the net. Eva gets out first and begins sprinting down the hill, dragging a scared Ezekiel behind her.
Ezekiel: E- Eva! Ca- Can we slow down, eh!
Eva: No way homeschool! We're winning this race whenether you like it or not.
Ezekiel : But *Head gets hit off tree and he loses his toque* Arg! My toq- *Gets hit in nuts with a large rock* Waaaa-*Porcupine gets stuck in his stomach* Agggg! Mai stom- *Sweatshirt snags on low tree branch and it's ripped off, revealing his bare chest* Ekkk! I'm exposed, eh!
As Ezekiel tries to cover his pale chest, Eva doesn't even stop to regard the many cuts and bruises all over her teammate's body and face.
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Back with the other campers, most of them have already been set free of the net and have taken off, except for Bridgette & Jim, due to Bridgette's leg being snagged in the net, and Noah & Tyler, due to Tyler having been stepped on and squashed several times.
Noah: *Trying to pull a beaten up Tyler* Hey, jock dude? I'd like to stay on the island, so can we, you know, hurry up?
Tyler: Whag?
Finally, Bridgette gets her leg free, and her and Jim sprint down the cliff, trying to make up for lost time.
Noah: We are in last place! Hurry up!
Tyler finally stumbles to his feet and they steadily head down the cliff, Tyler barely staying on his feet.
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As Chef and Harold run, Chef basically pulls the lanky nerd.
Chef: Come on, nerdy kid! I'm 45 years old and I'm still faster than you!
Harold is breathing heavily and holding his heart as he is pulled by the rugged man.
Harold: *Huff* I'm having heart computations!
Chef: Ugh, you are such a nerd. Whatever, let me handle it!
Harold is heaved onto the large man's back, and he begins hobbling awkwardly down the hill, due to the being attached at the ankles.
Chef: Urg. Let's do this thing, nerd!
Harold: Booyah!
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Melanie and Walter are having trouble getting down the hill, due to Walter being clumsy, and heavy. Every twenty feet or so he would trip and pull down Melanie with him. So far, they had been passed by DJ and Katie, Izzy and Cody, and Heather and Justin.
Melanie: Come on, Walter, we're fallin behind, dude!
Walter: I go-
The awkward teen has trouble stepping over a log and trips, bringing the skater with him. The partners begin rolling slowly down the steep hill. As they continue down the cliff, it becomes steeper and steeper. Walter is hit in the face by something, but doesn't have time to see what it is, until they roll straight into a small river. They struggle and splash in the water trying to stay above surface. Finally, Walter pulls them both out of the water and stands up. He grabs Ezekiel's toque (which had hit him in the face) and plops it on his head, knocking his sunglasses over his eyes. He rips off his Hawaiian shirt and throws it in the river, revealing a white T-shirt.
Walter: I am sick of being the fat guy! Let's do this thing!
The larger teen lets out a wild yell as he bounds down the hill, dragging his giggling partner with him.
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Gwen: Shut the hell up!
Courtney: I'm just saying that maybe it's not my fault that your boyfriend is gone.
Gwen was being fed up by the annoying CIT, while Courtney didn't seem to care how the goth felt about anything.
Gwen: I still don't get how your team even lost! According to DJ, no one even shot you or Trent, and you guys just went down for no reason.
Courtney: Ugh, I told you! Izzy shot us!
Gwen: Izzy can't aim a gun for her life!
Courtney gets fed up and shakes her head angrily, her mocha hair going everywhere.
Courtney: You know what? I shot Trent! And I shot myself!
Gwen stops and her eyes go wide.
Gwen: Wha-what?
Courtney: You thought it was just fine that my Duncan got voted off, so why should I care about your Trent.
Gwen: But I didn't cheat Duncan off the show. And you- you cheated Trent off! You bitchy little CIT!
Gwen angrily gets up in a surprised Courtney's face, who back up a little, but ends up pulling the goth closer due to the cuffs.
Courtney: Well, erm, don't go blaming this on me! It's your fault for voting off Duncan!
Gwen: I didn't even vote!
Gwen just shakes her head and begins walking down the hill angrily, pulling the CIT with her. Courtney looks down and follows, feeling a mixture of shame, anger, and confusion.
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Confession Cam:
Courtney: Ok, I know what Gwen is doing. She's trying to make me feel bad. Well, guess what, it ain't gonna work! So ha!
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As Katie and DJ hobble down the hill, DJ is forced to listen to many stories about Sadie.
Katie: And this one time, we went on this double date with these band geeks, and they were soooo weird!
DJ: I can imagine….
Katie: Aww DJ. What's wrong, you usually like hanging out with me. Is something wrong?
DJ: Naw, I'm fine, really.
The couple stops and Katie looks up at the football player sadly.
Katie: You miss your friends, don't you?
DJ: I don't know, girl. There's just no one to chill with anymore, you know?
Katie: Well, I'm here…….
DJ: *Smiles* Well, yeah.
Katie:*Flirty* And Trent maybe have told me a little something before he left
DJ: Oh, and what was that?
Katie: That a certain Jamaican football player "digs" me.
DJ: Well maybe that Jamaican football does like you…
DJ leans in towards Katie, but before he can kiss her, Emily and Teresa crawl in from behind a tree, dirty and bruised. DJ turns away from a disappointed Katie and looks at the girls weirdly.
DJ: Yo, why you guys crawlin?
Emily: Someone tripped over a rock and dragged us both into a 30 foot pit!
Teresa: Urg, at least you landed on me!
Katie: *Dumbfounded* How'd you guys get out!
Emily: Apparently, she hurt her shoulder, so I had to drag us out, and then I hurt my ankle!
DJ: Man that sucks!
Him and Katie look at each other nervously, then Katie turns to the crawling girls, while DJ adjusts his hat awkwardly.
Katie: Uh, we're gonna take off, sorry!
They both give an apologetic look towards the team, then shakily jog off, leaving the handicapped partners dumbfounded.
Teresa: Th- they… Left us?!
Emily: Ugh, I don't blame them, there's nothing they can do for us now.
Teresa nods sadly, and the two newcomers continue dragging themselves down the hill. Justin and Heather run by, Heather giggling at the crawling teens.
Heather: Looks like some of us can't afford to walk! Ahahahahaha!
Justin lets out a tiny giggle as him and his evil partner run out of sight.
Emily: Psh! That didn't even make sense!
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Izzy: Rawr! Snakey!
As Izzy and Cody jog through the woods, Izzy has stopped her partner, and is now pursuing a very annoyed purple snake.
Cody: Erm, Izzy? We, uh gotta go.
Izzy: Wait a sec! God, you nut!
Cody raises an eyebrow, but then notices that the snake has now latched it's teeth onto his partner's head, and she was begging to look woozy.
Cody: Izzy, you have a snake in your head!
Izzy looks at him weirdly.
Izzy:*Slurred* You silly Cody. You does nawt know what you talk about…
Cody: Izzy, I think yo-you need medical attention.
Izzy: Shuzzap!
Izzy stumbles dizzily, then falls over as Cody stares down at her with wide eyes.
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Chris is sitting in a chair, next to the cabins at the bottom of the cliff. He seems very depressed.
Chris: *Sadly* You know, I miss Chef. We had so many good times. Chillen together….. I'm just so lonely now…..
Chris then runs a hand through his hair and turns to the camera sadly.
"Lonely, I'm
so lonely,
I have nobody,
I'm on my owwnnn
I'm so
lonely, I'm mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
I'm on my owwnnn
I'm
so lonely-"
"Ahem!"
The camera shifts to show Eva standing next to Chris, half her uni-brow arched.
Chris:*Devastated* Aggh!
The bodybuilder grins down at the man.
Eva: Wow, McClain! I didn't know you were a singer! Hehe, goon.
Chris: Uh… Erm, Eva! You're the first to finish. *Looks around* Where's you're partner. You didn't kill him, right?!
The camera shifts once again to show Ezekiel, lying on the ground, still attached to the body builder. He is still shirtless, his hair is ruffled, and he has several bruises all over his chest and a cut on his cheek. The shy teen lifts his head off the ground to look at Chris.
Ezekiel: Down, here, eh….
Chris:*Looks down* Oh, Zeke! Didn't see you down there, bro! Woah, what happened to you!
Ezekiel: Sh-she was determined!
Eva grumbles as Chris shrugs and tosses her a key. Eva snatches it out of the air, lifts her ankle up(Lifting Zeke), and unattaches their ankles(Dropping Zeke with an "Omph"). She then grumbles and begins walking away. The prarie boy notices this and scrambles up to follow her.
Ezekiel: E-Eva, wait!
Eva yanks her neck around and stares at him, causing him to stop in his tracks, feet from the buff girl.
Eva: What is it, homeschool!
Ezekiel: I, uh, just wan-wanted to say that, uh, I'm sorry for making se-sexist comments 'bout women last year, eh…..
The prarie boy looks at the ground sadly, waiting for a response. Eva looks down at him angrily, but then her eyebrow raises and her mouth changes to a slight smile.
Eva: Whatever, homeschool. I guess it's ok.
The fitness buff shrugs, and sticks her fist out, making Ezekiel dive on the ground, but then he notices it's a friendly gesture. He bounces up and happily returns the fist bump.
Ezekiel: Hey, thanks, eh!
Eva: Whatever, just don't tell anyone about this. Got that!
Ezekiel: Yeah, sure, eh!
As the fitness buff turns and walks away, the prarie boy happily turns and runs over to a startled Chris.
Ezekiel: Chris! Eva isn't mad anymore, eh! If she's ok with it I'm sure I can convince the others, eh.
Chris raises a brow at the strangely happy boy. Ezekiel has a weird smile, as his eyes open wide, and so does his mouth, revealing white teeth. This, and the fact that he has no shirt or toque, and cuts all over his body.
Chris: That's, uh, great, Zeke.
Ezekiel then turns to the screen with a goofy grin.
Ezekiel: Hey, eh! You must have a bunch of questions, like: "What will become of those girls, Gwen and Courtney?" and: "How will Heather and the man candy fair?"
"And most importantly, who will go home on this episode of Total Drama, eh!"
Ezekiel smiles again, then turns and runs off, probably to get a new shirt.
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