Author's Note: Here it is, y'all! THE END! It's been a fun ride, everyone, and I'd like to thank all my readers and reviewers who paid attention to my little collection of silly songs! I'd name you all if I could, but I'm in a hurry this Christmas Eve, and I'm sure you are too! Just know you are, and know that I'm grateful!
Disclaimer: For the last time, NO!
Author's Note: Have a happy holiday!
"I want a Jack Sparrow for Christmas"
I want a Jack Sparrow for Christmas;
Only a Jack Sparrow will do.
Don't want a Will, or a dinky stinky Lizzie!
I want a Sparrow to play with and keep busy!
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I want a Jack Sparrow for Christmas;
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He doesn't have to use any sticky icky glue;
Just tempt him with some rum,
That's the easy thing to do!
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I can see me now on Christmas morning,
Creeping down the stairs.
Oh, what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see my pirate hero standing there!
-o0o-
I want a Jack Sparrow for Christmas
Only a Jack Sparrow will do!
No blacksmithses, or wig-wearing commodores,
I only like...pirate captainses—
And pirate captains like me too!
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Mom says that he would run away, but then
I know that I'd just capture him again.
There's lots of space for him
In the room across from mine;
I'd feed him there and water him there and he would be just fine!
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I can see me now on Christmas morning,
Creeping down the stairs.
Oh, what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see my pirate hero standing there!
-o0o-
I want a Jack Sparrow for Christmas
Only a Jack Sparrow will do.
No blacksmithses, or wig-wearing commodores,
I only like pirate captainses—
And pirate captains like me too!
-o0o-
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!