Guys... I think I broke smash... I've just finished with laughing my ass off, I just beat two level six CPUs (one ryu, and one ZSS, and unlocked greninja) by spamming K rools down tilt. He does a big ol stomp and its pretty fun to spam. This was my first time using him too. Though id give him a try, he's fun to play as. Almost makes me wanna replace floor-ice-cream-boy with him as my main... naaaaah. Once a pit main, forever a pit main. If you guys don't beleive me abotu the L rool foot stomping business, I have two replays to prove it, I might make a youtube channel at some point JUST to post those replays. They are hilarious.

Good news! Somebody just sent me a message inquiring if I can take a request, I responded, but I was late in responding to the message. If this person replies back with specifics, I intend on granting the request, unless this person asks me to do a romantic fanfiction between Bowser and the duck hunt dog. Then I will have to abstain in the name of decency. Nobody wants that. Well, now that you all have THAT lovely image in your minds, let us begin our tenth chapter! -throws confetti-

This time, I insisted we travel by other means than portals. I had peach give me some pills from Mario- sorry "Dr. Mario's" stash. Seriously, dumba- thinks he can put on a lab coat and chuck pills at people and call himself a doctor. Pretty sure there's a bit more involved there. So yea... I don't think putting faith into his pills is a good idea. Plus... personally, I prefer the air.

"We're not far from the coordinates." I muttered sleepily. Spaceship piloting isn't as complicated as it looks. Basically flies itself. I'm sure even smarty-pants Mario could figure it out. I had time to do my nails and take a nap. Didn't even have a nightmare.

"How come you know where he is already?" Fox seemed impressed. It takes a lot to impress Fox. He was the champ back in the second season, and he doesn't let anyone forget it. He's one of those guys who brings up "those good old days" all the time, and always complains Master Hand made the last season too slow-paced for him.

"This is what I do for a living, furry. I'm a bounty hunter remember?" making fun of fox is one of my top favorite pastimes.

"Yea, yea. Stop callin' me furry, Sammy." Fox retorted.

"You tryin to start somethin, foxyboy?" I yawned.

"Hey! That's even wor- SAMUS YOU GOT A BOGEY ON YOUR SIX!"

The obnoxious "BLEEP BLEEP BLOOP" of my sensors, and the fact that the entire ship rocked violently confirmed this in a very unhelpful manner. Sadly, I didn't even have time to run through my swearing routine.

"FOX, GET THAT MOTHERTRUCKER OFF ME!" I quite literally punched my control panel in frustration, putting my ship through its evasive manuevers.

"Why do I have to do all the work, you got a ship too, Samus." Fox snorted, but he was already changing course to pursue my pursuer.

"Kiddin' me, fluffy?!" This peice of s-t crashes every new Metroid game! You got a flippin Arwing! Better hurry, I'm takin' a lotta hits!"

"Fourth Wall, Samus!. I'm on it, meanwhile-" I knew what he was about to advise me, and I beat him to the punch.

"DO A BARREL ROLL!" I screamed maniacally as I yanked the control stick around. Don't worry, I have gieco. I saved 15% on spaceship insurance.

"I got a shot lined up on him real soon, keep it up Samus!"

However, a different voice responded before I could.

"Can't let you do that, Star Fox!"

"Oh s-t" Me and Fox muttered in unison."

BANG! CRREEEEEEAAAAK! My ship took another volley, it musta hit somethin' kinda important, because the ship's readout notified me that I was rapidly losing altitude.

"Fox! I'm goin' down!"

I heard fox swear over the intercom.

"Okay, Samus... increase your speed."

"WHAT! Why would I want to do that! I'll lose altitude faster!"

"I have a plan!"

"I'm supposed to be sentient species here..." I grumbled, but took his advice anyway, kicking the throttle forward. My one good day, ruined. Ships cost a lot these days, doubt that green lizard is gonna cover it all. I checked my sensors, and found that fox had landed a hit on wolf's engines, slowing it down. He had increased speed, and on an intercept course with my vessel.

"Preparing to deploy grappling hook. Hold tight, Sammy." Fox reported in a strangely calm voice. No really, when somebody tells me their crazy suicide plan in a calm voice, it totally helps.

"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND FUZZY?"

"Fuzzy huh, that's a new one. THERE!"

CLANG! Color me impressed, that non-primate-son-of-a-b-ch did it. He had attached grappling hooks to the hull of my ship, he was able to slow my ship's descent a bit.

"Samus, your too heavy!"

"EXCUSE ME!?" I shouted, majorly offended.

"I mean your ship, calm down. Actually panic, because we're gonna have to do a controlled crash landing."

"What!?" I wasn't even ticked anymore, I was actually fearing for my life. I could see the surface below up, appearing to get closer by the second. Our speed was still way too fast to land in a safe manner. Is aid my prayers. "FOX, Y'KNOW PAL, AS MUCH AS I ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF YOU BEING A FOX, I SOMEWHAT SLIGHTLY LIKE YOU AS A PERSON AND YOUR FURR IS ACTUALLY QUITE SOFT!" I blurted without thinking.

"SAMUS, I ADMIT YOU'RE KINDA COOL TOO. ALSO I HAVE A CIONFESSION TO MAKE, SOMETHIN' I WANNA GET OFF MY CHEST BEFORE I MEET MY MAKER!"

"WAZZAT BUDDY?"

"I SECRETLY SNUCK A BOM-OMB INTO THE GAME TWO SEASONS AGO, USED IT IN A MATCH AGAINST BOWSER, MIGHT HAVE SLIGHTLY AFFECTED THE OUTCOME OF THE MATCH!"

Unfortunately, our heart-to-heart talk had to come to an end, as Fox did his best shot at a "controlled crash landing".

Unfortunately, I don't have an onomatopoeia that did justice to the sound of the hull making contact with the ground at high speed, but I'll do my best. SCRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABANG!

The ship came to an abrupt stop, and my dumb-non-seatbelt-secured ass was thrown out of my chair, and I face-planted on the windshield like the graceful bounty hunter I am. The world went fuzzy for a little bit, but I could feel gravity remembering that I belong on the ground, and obliged to make me fall painfully on the metal floor of my miraculously still-sorta-intact ship headfirst.

I couldn't even hear the sound of the carnage around me anymore. The last explosion had temporarily deafened me, and my ears were ringing. I didn't want to get up. But after a few seconds, I somehow found the will to prop myself up on my arms in a sphinx position. I had risen just in time to see something that made my heart stop. Perched on the still-burning remains of what used to be my home, the most indescribable monstrosity seemed to be staring directly at me. He stood what seemed like twenty feet tall. His form looked almost skeletal, scaly and purple. Lizardlike. Eyes like a Snake. His tail wasn't like a spear, it was a spear. It wasn't just his imposing size and appearance that made me react this way, it was what he carried in his clawed hand. At this age, it was one of the few things I could recognize... I was just old enough at the time to know how to scream-

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

He almost seemed to laugh. There was something maliciously intelligent about his snake-like eyes. He gave a few mighty flaps of his dragon wings, and that was the last I saw of both of them, him, and him.

"Samus! Snap out of it! Your alright! I think... C'MON WE DON't HAVE TIME FOR A POWER NAP!"

Fox was shaking me awake. The scene in front of me looked painfully similar to my flashback. The burning wreckage of my ship. But this time, my enemy would be a lot shorter.

"You alright?"

"Yea. Damn pills didn't do s-t though." I grumbled as I got to my feet.

"Look alive, Samus, the bogey is still on your six." Fox pointed behind me, I spun around to see Wolf running at us, brandishing a laser pistol.

Welp, on the bright side, I get to test out my new super-stylish boots that MH got me.

That's all folks. Im gonna start a new system here, dotted lines are the start/finish to a chapter, like this -. solid lines like this _ indicate a scene change, or in this case, Samus's flashback. I seem to have a bad habit of writing these things late at night. Hopefully my tired brain isn't affecting my writing too much, and I haven't been editing what I write before I post. Hopefully it doesn't come out too weird, sorry guys, I'll get to editing the later chapters sometime... maybe. Hehe. I know this chapter is a little confusing, I'll explain more about how Samus got in this situation next chapter. She's having a bit of a rough time in this fanfic. But hey, she's Samus, she can handle it. Just to clarify, I'm NOT into furries, but I felt like making that joke. I'm kinda excited to hear what this request will be, I don't know if it's a request for this fanfic, or to start a separate one, but I am confident that I can pull it off. By the way guys, join the King K rool down-tilt club! Seriosuly, give it a try. Fight a CPU (or if you have a REALLY dumb friend) and see if you can win by spamming down tilt, call it my K rool stompin challenge! Good night, I need some sleep. It's nearly 2:30 am for me, forget doing a spellcheck I'm tired.

P.S. I saw the movie "aquaman" today, it was pretty cool. Pretty much your typical modern superhero movie, but it has some really cool scenes. Its worth a trip to the theaters. Don't feel shy on splurging on movie theater popcorn!

-Solo, peacin out.