I honestly don't think you all really want to know why I haven't updated in…a while…and frankly it's a long dreary story, so instead of blabbing on and on and boring you all to death with my sobbing and ranting , I'm going to get on with the story. Enjoy;)

-R

Alec was asleep.

He was lying on Magnus's couch, a hot pink comforter draped over his body. Chairman Meow curled up on his tummy. All calm and even…then a loud booming noise screwed it up. Alec bolted up, Chairman Meow jumped off from his stomach with a disgruntled meow. Alec shook his head, thinking about his strange dream about bathtubs, rats, motorcycles, and Magnus clad in leather, sweat dripping from his brow down his chin. Panting lightly as his hair whirled around him dramatically. He licked his lips and smiled, his eyes leering down on him, like a hungry lion cornering its prey…

The booming noise continued, startling Alec out of his sure to be Magnus-Fantasy-Time. Alec groaned and got up to answer the door. His black locks were in a frazzled mess, his bare feet tapped against the hard floor. Chairmen Meow was growling off in a corner, angry from being disturbed. Alec couldn't blame his furry companion; he was pissed too from being awaken from his pleasant dream.

"I'm coming, I'm coming!" Alec growled getting annoyed from the insistent banging. He opened the door to 'greet' the intruder.

Light flooded into the dark apartment. Alec squinted against the intrusion. And saw something absolutely incredible.

His spiky jet black hair, sharpened to tips. His brown leather jacket (for some odd reason was slightly misshapen) draped over his shoulder, exposing his tight black shirt and many necklaces wrapped around his muscular, but slender, neck. His gloved hands resting lightly on either side of his leather clad thighs. His two-inch thick boots rested on the concrete. His darling blue eyes stood out against his black eyeliner and dark attire. His smile glowed; his perfect teeth emitted light and sent a warm vibe running all over Alec.

Adam Lambert, American runner-up (who should have won in Alec's opinion), was standing right in front of him. So, like any other fan girl, he fainted.

"Um, was that supposed to happen?"

"Alec!" Magnus yelled and sat next to the Shadow hunter, ignoring Adam standing over him, volunteering to call 911, while checking out HIS boyfriend's mega-sexy-cute-hot-perfect-unconscious body.

"Lambert! Get me a…hot towel!" Magnus said, as Adam left the room Magnus quickly pulsed blue sparks in Alec's chest. Alec's eyes fluttered open moments later. He looked all around the room and then his glazed-over eyes fell on Magnus.

"Mag-nus?" Alec squinted at the worried warlock, who was lightly caressing his face.

"Alec, it's okay. We should get you checked out, your head-" Magnus was cut off by Alec lips crashing into his. Alec reached up and entangled his fingers in Magnus hair. Magnus had his eyes wide open as Alec forcefully grabbed a hold of Magnus and gripped roughly, but lovingly. Alec's eyes were closed, smiling against Magnus's mouth.

"Oh…I see someone's awake…and content on sucking another someone's face off." Adam smiled, throwing the wet rag back in the nice sink.

Magnus turned to glare at Adam, giving him a pointed look that said "You couldn't have waited a few more minutes?"

Adam gave him a smile and replied with his own witty look, "And miss out on annoying the crap out of you? No way."

Alec was already on his feet, jumping up and down in front of Adam, his eyes wide with disbelief and hopeful wonder.

Adam laughed casting his eyes on the blue eyed beauty. Magnus glared at Adam, but couldn't help but smile at his awestruck Alec.

Alec looked back at Magnus and screamed "YOU GOT ME ADAM LAMBERT!"

Alec ran back to Magnus and tackled him in a crushing bear hug. Alec quickly, but devotedly, kissed his boyfriend so overpoweringly Magnus saw stars.

Alec ran back to Adam and dragged him over to the table in the kitchen, since Chairmen Meow had 'marked his territory' all over the couch. Alec and Adam were sitting, with mugs of hot chocolate in their hands, talking about Adam's music (Magnus gagged), his life (Magnus yawned), and how Adam found Alec charming and (Magnus growled) 'delectable.'

Magnus stood by the door scoffing at Adam's ridiculous tales of his fame. Adam didn't hear him; he was so engrossed in telling the story. Magnus couldn't blame him, Alec was an amazing audience. Magnus enjoyed telling Alec stories from his past (leaving out Camille and certain other more 'friendly' associates, of course), Alec gasped and laughed at all the right parts and listened very intently to the stories Magnus laid out for him.

Adam seemed to enjoy it also.

Magnus smiled at his Alexander. His blue eyes wide, his mind absorbed in the story. Magnus could tell his mind was laying out the setting and characters. He was enthralled by the plot, Magnus could see, his mouth curved in a special little line of excitement.

What felt like hours later, Adam finally stood up and said his farewell to Alec. A quick hug (Adam didn't think it wise to push the limit, judging by Magnus's twitching glare) and a few phone numbers were exchanged to keep in contact.

Alec walked Adam to the door waving goodbye as he rode away on a motorcycle. "Wonder where he got the hotrod?" Alec thought and questioned why he called it a 'hotrod.'

Magnus smiled and left the waving Alec standing by the door to put the chocolate-stained mugs in the sink. But as Magnus set them down to turn the faucet, a firm and warm attendance pressed up against Magnus. Alec whirled Magnus around and attacked his mouth for the third time that day.

As they broke apart for a breather Alec whispered "I thought he was never going to leave."

It took Magnus a moment to realize Alec was talking about Lambert and he gapped at him. "I thought you liked him!"

"I did, I do," Alec panted and smiled "but it wasn't him I missed, it wasn't him I cried over, yes Magnus I like him, but it's you I love."

Magnus smiled and touched Alec's endearing face.

"Really?"

"Really."

"Now shut up and kiss me." Magnus smirked at Alec's command, but did not obey.

He held up a wagging finger in front of Alec's face. "One condition."

Alec tilted his head confused, but then nodded eagerly thinking that whatever Magnus was thinking it must be hot.

Magnus's leaned over and pressed his lips against Alec's ears, causing Alec to shiver. His hot breath tickled Alec and a moment later after Alec was sure that he was going to melt in a puddle at Magnus's feet, Magnus grinned and purred hotly

"Do you want to kiss me Alexander?"

Alec nodded, and opened his mouth waiting for Magnus's burning lips to engulf him in hot, searing, passionate…

"Then you'll have to catch me first."

And with a pop, Alec opened his eyes, and Magnus was gone.

"Magnus?" Alec looked around, not seeing Magnus, he called out again "Okay Magnus, Ha Ha! Now come on out."

"Magnus?"

"Magnus?"

"MAGNUS!"

Magnus's laughter could be heard echoing off of every wall in the apartment. Alec was frantically searching every crook and nanny, while thinking of what he was going to do when he caught that bastard…

Fin

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